"A snooper's charter? Y-y-yes master anything you desire."
Jack Walker
I choose this thread
James Cooper
>Being surprised that May is in the lead
It's like you haven't learnt anything about the Tories from this referendum at all
Elijah James
She's also a neets worst nightmare
Thomas Hernandez
MIGRATE
Landon Johnson
>Newsnight has turned into a shit Daily Politics with no Neil
What's the fucking point
John Carter
Vote for based May, she will keep us in the powerful European union and unite the "united" Kingdom.
Elijah Jones
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Isaac Price
I think she would be great.
She has my support over immigration and distrust of Muslims.
We need a hardliner right now to purge 'left-feel-goods'.
Leo Lopez
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Nathaniel Wright
Teresa May couldn't get rid of Abu hamza for over a decade. Had no skin in the game for Brexit
Boris will walk this.
Kevin Hall
She will literally make this website illegal you retard.
Liam Flores
She tried mate but the ECHR kept her from doing it.
She made her frustration VERY well known.
Jason Hughes
FUCK
Not unexpected, though.
John Fisher
Hardly, Theresa is the anyone but Boris candidate. Boris has made a lot of enemies in the party and the Cameron loyalists are unlikely to back him willingly. It's why Gove is on the ticket, to try and convince them to sign up.
Ryan Parker
Why is Corbyn so /comfy/ lads?
Isaiah Taylor
>Why is Corbyn so /comfy/ lads? Why don't you go to the Cotbyn fanboy tripfag thread.?
Hudson Roberts
He looks like a nice grandpa
Jason Anderson
He who wields the dagger never wears the crown
Christian Mitchell
Crouch End is pretty comfy
Henry Moore
Dan Hannan for PM
Samuel Walker
Except he wants to give the Falklands back to Argentina, scrap our nuclear deterrent, welcome more refugees and make a commie Britain.
Brit/pol/ the last week has been a joke.
Landon Diaz
I ain't commenting on his politics lad just his grandpa face
Leo Jones
but its been a funny joke tho :)
Eli Walker
i enjoy eating cats
Brayden Morgan
Yeah but he's got the most meme potential. I voted Cameron in 2010 for memes and bants, voted for Milipede for the memes and voted for Brexit for the memes. Unless a more meme candidate arises Corbyn has my vote. Certainly not voting for Torys if it's May, she is boring as shit. At least Gideon was a crack head autist
Justin Jones
Deserves to be an MP at the very least, could be leadership material in the future if brexit goes well long term.
Xavier Torres
Me thinks Teresa kept very quiet during remain campaign so she could run for leadership in the event of a leave vote and claim to always have been a leaver. And in the event of a remain win well then she's on the winning side and keeps home Secretary job.
Jonathan Cooper
>Me thinks Teresa kept very quiet during remain campaign so she could run for leadership in the event of a leave vote and claim to always have been a leaver.
I read about this a few times in the past few months. Turns out it worked a treat.
For what it's worth, I'm gay too but as long as it's not your only defining character trait, you'll fit in.
Kevin Gray
Decided I don't actually want Brexit anymore because being an MEP looks like a really comfy job, so I may as well just become one.
Bentley Wright
Someone make a good punished Corbyn picture please
'A man scorned by his party'
Cameron Mitchell
fuck that tripfag's thread
Alexander Clark
Am I correct in thinking May was secretly a Brexiteer and almost led the campaign before Boris did?
In that case she might not be the worst to lead the negotiations.
Leo Morris
Dan Jarvis?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Afghan. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Jarvis because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the Paras trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created. You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Dan. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Dan what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul. "I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an British made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an British man!" In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."
Jace Cook
So which cons MP is less likely to try and jew us out of our Brexit result,has to be Boris right?
Cameron Wilson
France leaves next
Grayson Rodriguez
>party elites now attend Glastonbury
Basically sums it up now
Colton Martinez
dunno wtf he thought he was playing at during brexit weekend. Fat cunt.
Dylan Phillips
Predict/Rate her performance as PM out of 10 on these subjects:
>EU Deal >Trade >Economy >Immigration >Islam >Public Affairs >Purging Degeneracy >Implementing Conservative Principles into Society
David Watson
Reminder that the new shadow defence minister wasn't there for defence questions because he hadn't got back from glasto yet
He got the job while he was there
Levi Garcia
France or the Netherlands, definitely
Nathaniel Barnes
>slim
GET OUT
Jace Morales
>Am I correct in thinking May was secretly a Brexiteer No
Just because Corbyn campaigned Remain but actually wanted to Leave doesn't mean that every politician who does that did
It should be quite clear by now that May never campaigned for Remain because she didn't want to be associated with it so that she could end up beating Boris to become leader of the Tories without people associating her with wanting to stay in the EU
TL;DR: EU going against wishes of member states, going ahead with CETA presumably in preparation to push through TTIP after.
Julian Collins
>An British man That's the second copy paste fail.
Luis Richardson
3 (Supports Remain) 4 4 5 3 ("Benefits of Shariah law") 4 5 (Goes about it completely the wrong way) 0
Lucas Edwards
I don't even care any more
I'm just enjoying the chaos
Josiah Rodriguez
>he didn't even vote in the EU referendum >hates trump
Why do we like this cuck again?
Daniel Brooks
>After a long and bloody battle within his party, Corbyn wearily announces he's stepping down >the knives come out in full as member after member tries to surge in front of the pack >one man emerges from the dustup >a man who convinced everyone involved to put aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table >Ed Milliband triumphantly returns as leader of the party >Labour loses 56 seats in the next General Election
Jose Clark
>In 2003 during the annual 'MPs out at the beach' day, Jeremy Corbyn was surfing with fellow parliament members when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his colleagues rushed to help, Corbyn held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying as by Angela Eagle (who was later outed as a traitor to the state) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The Tory backbench, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. Reports afterward confirmed that the child was the 7 year old daughter of Tony Blair. Corbyn was later spotted outside the Blair household, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great socialist cause
did he go too far here lads
Matthew Campbell
>Scotland fighting for dependance This post-Brexit world is too wacky.
Gabriel Bennett
No more bennies for all the NEETs. RIP
Jack Green
I'll be your bf user, as long as you like cuddling and playing vidya at 2 in the morning while drinking tea.
I live in seat that used to be a Labour stronghold. I didn't want to risk it.
Nah lad, barely anyone knows I'm gay.
Jaxson Bennett
HER CONSTITUENCY VOTED LEAVE
SHE DIED FOR NOTHING
Dominic Wood
Why does she want to read my emails so much? They're mostly just Gearbest order confirmations and Pizza Express voucher codes.
> she wants Pizza Express voucher codes
All she has to do is sign up on the fucking website, then
It's like that halloween simpsons episode with the monkey hand that grants you a wish but then does something horrible to you at the same time
We memed brexit and kek's punishment is to give us someone who will do nothing about it
Owen Foster
Obama's speech: >'The day after brexit people looked around and said: 'oh.... how's this actually going to work?'
Josiah Bell
Are we exiting the meme timeline?
Cameron Long
>not wanting a totalitarian big mummy government you gay or summit?
Cooper Bennett
I would imagine most calm and quiet British conservatives don't like Trump's Duke Nukem-style campaigning
Hudson Reed
oh god they didn't?
there's no way they could have
Jack Thomas
We need a compilation image for all the based bros of the world?
Parker Russell
What county?
Nolan Rodriguez
>People now think that the "leave" camp are weak-minded fools who are begging Brussels to allow a second referendum vote.
Hunter Turner
Seriously?
Ryder Torres
sorry did a find and replace from the original ben garrison one
Lucas Butler
>EU Deal Either we have control of our borders or we don't, no 10 metric here.
>trade 8/10, that's fucking easy they are queing to get deals with us.
>economy Other then avoiding inflation, there's not much to do
>immigration See EU deal
>Islam 6/10, she's been decent on this subject before
>Public affairs Any incoming PM will benefit from a increase in this. Just leaving the EU will make our public affaris better
>purging degeneracy Theresa 'Jackboot' May will be good at this probably.
>Implementing Conservative Principles into society Wrong job for that. 4/10 will barely attempt it.
Luis Ramirez
>EU Deal 5/10 >Trade 8/10 >Economy 8/10 >Immigration 5/10 >Islam 0/10 >Public Affairs 1/10 >Purging Degeneracy 2/10 because it costs a fortune to purge simple things which don't make a difference to the country >Implementing Conservative Principles into Society 4/10
Bentley Long
May would be a fucking disaster. It's little exaggeration to say she'd block sites like this one.
I'm just gutted that David Davis isn't running. He has all the best parts of the other candidates and none of the weaknesses. He was on DP today saying he wanted to ensure immigration - both from the EU and from elsewhere - was brought down dramatically, to below 100k levels.
Andrew Sanchez
No self-respecting person of any position on the political spectrum likes trump. He's a joke, a vulgar slander of patriotism, conservatism, the right wing, what have you. An absolute embarrassment.. Better than Hillary certainly, and perhaps better than nothing, maybe, but that's about all you can say.
Joseph Johnson
If France leaves then it really is over come on you pepe cunts, for once in your miserable soft cheese eating life, do something to actually benefit our continent
Ryan Turner
We're multi track drifting along two of them
Gavin Hughes
I bought a 10 pack of Mr Muscle Brillo pads today lads
Juan Martinez
About 100,000 German jobs in the automotive industry are riding on the EU playing ball with us. Don't worry, we've got this.
Isaiah Hall
Free movement is central to the "single market", so by definition they can't compromise. Obviously, most patriots do not want to be in the single market.
