The protagonist of the last film you saw has to take the ring to Mordor

The protagonist of the last film you saw has to take the ring to Mordor.

How fucked is the world?

>chev chelios
I think middle earth will be fine

>whiny suicidal teenaged roastie

We're doomed

Last movie I watched was Fellowship of the Ring so I guess everything turns out ok because Boromir takes the ring and wields it's godly power to vanquish Sauron from Middle Earth and return the Kingdom of Gondor to its former glory.

Uh oh
>when he masturbates while staring at a sleeping arwen

>the bank manager has to take the ring to mordor

the world will be fine

Wew lads pretty sure we'll make it somehow with these two

Mr. Hyde could do it but Dr. Jekyll would fail.

Who's the protagonist in Prisoners? Wolverine or Loki?

Either way they might make it

Last movie I saw that I'd never seen before is the Witch though and that's a bit more interesting. Would Sauron offer Thomasin a delicious life?

>Patton

yeah I think he can do it

Hell he'll drive his Jeep through Mordor and leave a trail of blood and guts

autistic ben would btfo sauron

Sorry folks, humans need not apply.

I think we'll be OK

I think everything is just fine.

Based

Fucked.

>assembles largest human army since the last attempt to destroy the ring
>intimidates the elves to stay and fight or face a court martial with Eru
>Rallies the dwarves by an inspiring speech for glory
>races Aragorn to Mordor and wins

Wouldnt even need the ghost army reinforcements desu

Would just flying the plane to Mordor and dropping it in work?

Idris Elba would make sauron and the ring submit to his BBC

I'd watch it.

EZ

yes

Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption. Not sure how it would go, tbqh.

Ewen MacGregor in Shallow Grave.
>How fucked is the world?
Fairly

It's even worse when you realize the protagonist is the bitch that'd argue that it's better if they just spent the remainder of their time drinking and fucking instead of trying to survive.

That said for me I think his autism would help him resist the temptation of the ring and depending on how much gear he could bring with him he could may have a real shot at it.

Last film I was was the two towers so I guess he makes it there alright

Scarlett Johanson in Under the Skin.....

I don't know what to think

lol

I guess he just flies to Mordor

>Forget it, Jake. It's just Middle Earth.

I think things would work out pretty ok actually. He's mild mannered and good enough that I think he's comparable to Frodo. With the help of the Fellowship I think he'd probably make it to Mount Doom

Nicolas Cage, National Treasure. Cakewalk.

De Niro from Raging Bull.

>What do you mean I have to take it to that fucking mountain over there?

You kidding me? Ben Gates would be the next Gollum.

...

How would you prevent the nazgul from
>crashing this plane

Mad Max. Thats bretty gud.

me too, this is the last I watched as well 2.0

>trusting him around fire
>trusting him to not steal legolas's bow and shoot himself in the head

Completely fucked without even a shadow of a hope. I would really like to see this movie though. Would be kino as fuck

is anybody there??? [echoes]

Milla

Probably work out.