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Fake Taxi ed.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis

FOY

>you will never creampie a pale Brit slag

love a good fake taxi simple as

my life? nah not a fan

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anime

alri lads

>have to go to Grimsby on business tomorrow

Only gonna be there for probably 3-4 hours then I have the rest of the day to myself. Might go into Cleethorpes as I haven't been for about 10 years.

What's it like nowadays?

Should I buy a Kindle (Paperwhite)?

That's the 110 quid model

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is sweden really comfy?

i feel really drawn to the baltic sea for some reason. does it all look like this..8

if you actually read, it's a good investment

find out if you like reading first though

sue

grim as can be

(never been dont know lol)

yewkip?

Post name

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listening to jai paul demos haha

janny this can't be happening

I AM the FBI!

>will never get the time back that I wasted lis'ning to David Aaron-O-Bitch

was recently a lefty but i've seen the light and become a fashy lad now

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Reminder that over 50% of the yank population is non-binary.

florida is about to get fucked

I'm hoping it'll encourage me to read and it'll be a lifelong tool

Really want to spend some money

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OI

>was recently a lefty but i've seen the light and become a fashy lad now

janny

alri

Janny doesn't respond to kshitter reports anymore

who is she?

the absolute state of the midwest

I've seen the light and have since become an agnostic radical centrist.

Manny

shot my load up this almost every night this week

fuck off foreners

very good lad

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what's the fastest you've ever driven lads? last week I got my new motor up to a ton on an empty stretch of dual carriageway, would have gone up some more but I thought I saw a camera van on a bridge over the road

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xcom is making me depressed

Bad post

>If you're not doing x then you're part of the problem
>If you don't like x then you're part of the problem

Lefty arguments are always so convenient

Have you ever shot your load into a real vagina?

When lefties see me they start running cause of how fucking redpilled i am. They know if push comes to shove i would obliterate them in one on one politics.

big fan of the free market

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Tranny
nice proxies

Mental

Thought she was gonna give him a bj

130mph at 1am on the motorway

Don't have any opinions because someone might disagree and get offended.

Do you literally sit there worrying about 'leftys' think and say?

why? how does sitting there ruminating over what they might be thinking or doing help you in anyway?

why not just not concern yourself with them, maybe you'd be happier.

Harrenhall?

Literally not a proxy

Lads, things are getting a little weird between me and my sister.

She's 18 and I'm 20 and I've noticed that ever since she hit puberty she has always been very 'close' to me, but I don't mean close in a sibling love kind of way, I mean close in an incest sort of way. She has purposely walked in on me changing and bathing/showering multiple times. She says it's an accident but I know for a fact its on purpose. Not only that but when she goes out on a night out with her friends and gets hammered, she comes home, and if I'm still awake she will come straight to my room and get waaaay too fucking close for comfort with me and has asked several times if she can sleep in my bed, often giving some bullshit excuse like she's too tired to move or she's cold.

I've been with a few girls and she acts the exact same way that they do. The way she stares into my eyes and the way she moves around in my presence. How she bends over in front of me to pick something up and takes her time while she's doing it.

Its fucked up, but the most fucked up thing about it is over these past couple years I have become more and more attracted to my sister to the point that I have thought about doing shit with her that shouldn't even cross a brothers mind and I find her more and more attractive with each day that passes and she now feels less like my sister and more like 'just some girl'

Need help, this isn't normal

80, I've only ever owned shit heaps though, that was it maxed out, sat on with a lad doing 115 before

any lads currently wanking itt?

calm down lefty

susan

Will be i 2020.

fingers got moist just looking at this

GOOD shout to the lad who told me to try the drug lyrica.
Literally the best drug I've ever tried. It's perfect. It feels like the relaxation and hypnosis of benzos, the body high of opiates, the confidence of speed, the euphoria and empathy of mdma and the trippiness of ketamine.
Unreal drug, anyone tried it? Why isn't it popular?

illustrative proof, Danny.

Not a lefty.

if people were posting 'i bet the blood rightists are thinking x' i'd make the same post.

Rees-Mogg is an "extremist" because he doesn't support mass murder of babies

Mental world we live in

Like 120 down the M5
100 down an A road
80 down the same A road and had my licence taken

any OC man in
make an image of an anglo saxon man saying "normans reeee"
maybe this already exists

New Hitman filter lmao

no, planning to have a full day wank sesh when my coke arrives tomorrow

>tfw my parents called me Cicero
It's constant fucking banter I can't handle it. My mates have started calling sissiero and it's really getting to me lads.
How much does it cost to change your name? I sound like I'm a fucking philosopher and I'm a working class lad that wears g-star

Where can I get it now the darknet has been nuked?

Spent a bunch of money on clothes, got a haircut, and started using gel to style my hair.
Girls have started talking to me.

have the act of excreting on the mind

any human in

where did you get it from

>babies

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>dual carriageway

Oh yeah, and she LOVES the incest scenes between Jaime and Cersei Lanister in GoT

Back when we were watching the earlier seasons I swear she would get off to the scenes of them fucking and would always voice her opinions on how hot it was to her even thought they were brother and sister

skyrim came out in 2011 how fucking underage are you

>m.f.w. I realize he means euro-kilometric-pascals

Not sure how to prove it. It's half 3 in the morning here and don't have a pen to make a timestamp

drinking jack daniels and coke

Pics

what does she do?

haha electricity provider is threatening to cut me off and I told them go fuck their own fucking dicks HAHAHA bunch of faggo

Nice implications softlad

the right can't meme

traderoute and dream are still up???

Screaming

no lol

remember diadora haha

Do it

nothing speaks volumes