/hoc/ - hokkei general

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>hasb

>laffs

jofa line still elite

>habs

>trading for a strome

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Pass it to Yamamoto.

>Nolan Patrick isn’t coming back tonight. Already in a suit and upstairs.

rest in pieces

f

>doesn't even go to the hospital

what an alpha

>floyers broadcast unironically called bustrick a "rookie sensation"

love /cric/
ambivalent towards /hoc/

You usually take dead bodies to the morgue.

Good post
>flims

what happened

Icing the competition, no one can keep the Calder away from him. Nico is cold.

i luv /cric/ but can never stay awake for /india/ ;_;
also ambivalent to awful /hoc/
BE BETTER /hoc/!!!

>oilers
>habs
>rags

>contenders

boy the battle of mcdavid vs crosby sure looks exciting in a scoreless game!

>7 points
wtf? i thought he was busting behind butcher and the ugly swede

I’m just gonna put this out there. Gotta get this one of my chest. I know how /hoc/ feels about this but I just have to tell the truth. Nobody wants to accept this but it’s always been clear to me. Kippers is the best poster not only on /hoc/ but all of Sup Forums and perhaps Sup Forums in its entirety. She has carried this general for years and I have no doubt will continue to for years to come. That’s is all. Have a good day.

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Nice dive by guentzel

What a fuckijg joke

The only Player X vs Player Y matchup that has paid off in the last couple years is Matthews vs Laine because they actually care.

Is Dallas still a meme team?

yes

I thought he has meat and potatoes not weiners and buns

They seem like stars to me.

>he doesn't like close games

it basically only works if it's skater vs goalie or defenseman vs forward, otherwise you probably won't even get a highlight

>he doesnt remember ovi/crosby dueling hat tricks
return to reddit

that was almost a decade ago, we're talking recently

why hasnt gary set up any high scoring games to entertain the brainlets tonight?

already got a thread, hosers

the leafs aren't playing so who cares?

Greasy start posting you're the good luck charm

why the fuck does Arizona never have a good team

they've drafted high every year

/lifetime/

(((JOFA))) is about to fully activate

Did anyone else see the Bieska/Gudas fight? Heard Bieska became the MMA champion.

UPDATE: Nolan Patrick will not play rest of game. No concussion, looks fine. Held out for precautionary rsns
5m ago

>5lliot
lmao

Bad luck in the lottery so they keep ending up with busts, though I guess Strome over Marner or Hanifin is their own fault. They basically have no prospects

>image limit reached

Ducks!!!!

Turris isn't bad he just flatout didn't want to play in Phoenix though.

That was before the current rebuild, they don't have any sub-23 star talent. Pretty much fucked.

LITERALLY POSTED AT 3PM EST

>PENS HAHAHAH

SNIPED BY MCMEME

they'll never learn

>unironically getting scored on by McBust

Why is there so many empty seats in Pittsburgh

Since like the 5 minute left mark, most of the crowd in ptisburg has left. What a bunch of fair weather fans who leave when they are bored

Jesus Christ lol, pathetic.

>Edmonton is so desperate for points they let the last 15 seconds run out

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I think if the league is so desperate to grow the brand, they should let players go to the Olympics and advertise individual players that way

Rinne in full meme mode tonight

>3 points in 9 games
lmao embarassing

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POST YER FUGGIN BILLS

>OT /hoc/

muh fuggen dikk billllll

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reminder that bill is reddit

Meeeeeeeeeeeme gooooooooooooal

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man that was a great game.

>Chaderov gets a goal in with 4 seconds left to extend his point streak

God bless this man.

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>Stamkos already has 20 points
Does getting blood clots make you stronger?

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O Gawd

No, but getting steroid injections during a one year rehab does

be honest what shit team do you have to convince yourself to watch every night? it's ok m9

don't the steroids cause the clots in the first place?

LGBTning should've made the ploffs last season instead of the laffs. Could've atleast made the east series interesting.

He deserves it after all the injuries tbqh

>this fucking assblasted faggot that's been pushing the bill is Reddit meme for the past 2 years

Ahahahahahaha imagine being this pathetic

this

Which streak goes on longer?
Kuch's at a goal per game
Stammer at 2 ppg

>Vansnoozer

>trips
>

>oilels

>he isn't redd-

calm down james, it hasnt even been a boring game. the wild just keep grinding and blocking shots, they're playing like faggots

t. reddit

reminder that any points against niemi count for .5

>/r/ibbit/

what are you all talking about?

Just fucking kill me senpai

lmaoing SO HARD @ ted from akron

Who's the biggest chad in the league?

technically bill is reddit because Sup Forums is more concerned with making OC while reddit and 9gag use stale Sup Forums memes from 3 years ago

Not if you're shooting it up in the balls

>coyotes
holy fuck just move them to Quebec already

>turn on hockei at any time
>McDAVID MCDavid omg McDavid
>oilers are 2-5-1

>Stamkos has 20 points
>Kucherov is pulling off perhaps the most impressive two way shifts in the league
>the lightning are 8-1
>not mentioned, or given a small segment acknowledging the "team"

Canada sure is desperate to force McMeme into a star status he has not earned. Its actually starting to annoy me. Though I know its not McDavid's fault I find myself hating him more and more just for how forced he is by the talking heads.

t. Man who knows an awful lot about reddit

You may only reply to this post if >your team has defeated the Tampa Bay Lightning this season.

Not so fast everybody else except Florida!

t. reddit

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