Watched this the other night for keks

Watched this the other night for keks
>$1mil
This cracker buys 15mil worth of shit, easily.
>will they, wont they? kissing in the park
Wtf bitch was like 30 this mother fuckers balls haven't even dropped
>black dude comedy relief
arent u that nigga tht sang funky cold medina?
youtube.com/watch?v=0OP5EnaaYjQ

Nice livetweet.

Even watching this movie as a kid it was obvious he spent more than a million. Why didn't they just make it for 3 million or some shit

you talkin shit bout that tone loc?

this mothafuckah slick aint no joke, man

>juice?
No thank you I'm not thirsty

>I don't know about any eagles landing and I certainly don't know anything about chicken...in any pot

Did the guy who wrote that shitty Save the Cat book write this?

I think this man's been drinking vodka

man i was just thinking about this movie. i saw it at a bday sleepover and said that he spent over a million and the other kids said i was wrong

MACINTOSH!!

I miss guys like this in kids movies

Yup, and hey, that book is helpful.

Sorethroatitus...ah heh ah heh

I forgot about this movie

Basically another movie cashing in on the home alone craze

top kek
dis nigga gets it

Don't forget this.

black people?

FUCKING STOP GET OUT OF MY CHILDHOOD

I forgot about the booby traps at the end lol

Black comic relief hanging around with little kids.

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it was a popular trend indeed

TANGED.COM

Karen Duffy was a fucking goddess in this movie.

still doesnt explain what shes doing kissing a 10 year old in a disney movie
Imagine being on set for that shit? lol

imagine being the kid in this
I did
I imagined being the kid in this a lot

Superior kid kino

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did you kill them

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Pretty sure this movie gave me an /ss/ fetish

I remember seeing the main kid actor of that movie in that creepy documentary about pedo rings in hollywood. He was part of one of the companies being accused

>it was obvious he spent more than a million
today user learns what inflation is

This movie only makes me sad now, because 1 million wouldn't go that far in this day and age.

They still make these kind of movies.

My grandmother hated that. We watched Blank Check so many times.

DEY BOW BOW

>a bday sleepover

You must be 18 or above to be on this website, kid.

I swear, if I see that one more time...

Why can't Americans spell cheque?

Literally the only moment I remember from this movie

Fuck off I laughed.

Theres no way 1 million could buy all that back in 1994, perhaps 1979 at the latest

Hell he probably couldn't have gotten 1/10 of it with a million in 1994. They wouldn't know since they were probably cum at the most in 1994.

>The flashback scene
How did they get away with that?

A mansion in a fly over state costs $250,000 grand today. He could've bought everything easily for that amount back then.

The housing market is up right now. 1.2 mil is about the best you're going to get. I'm selling a spec house for about $275 thousand min. that's just a three bedroom ranch house. You don't know what you're talking about chief.

on how many acres?

No, but I can imagine.