It's an honor to meet you

>It's an honor to meet you.
>The honor is mine.

>I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
>That's okay, I wouldn't have believed me either.

>I don't care you're pointing a gun at me
>*click*
>NOW I CARE!

>What's that sound?
>"I dont hear anything"
>Exactly

>and your other gun

>wait. What did you say your name was?

>Congratulations on your pregnancy!
>I'm not pregnant...

JUST

>surrender your weapons
>everyone surrenders their weapons
>guard still won't let them through, stares accusingly at one member of the group
>member of the group pulls out a lot more weapons that would be incredibly uncomfortable to walk around with

>I didn't

u ned to calm down sir
no i can not make u tendies to clam u it is not cinema policy

then guards came and I not see movie

>character tells other character what a word means
>instead of just saying it like a normal person they recite the definition word by word like they know the dictionary by heart

>victim is given a blanket and a hot chocolate by the police
>the story happens in florida during summer

>I hate you
>that makes two of us

>trust no one not even yourself

>'Don't trust anyone'
> Gets betrayed
> 'I told you not to trust anyone'

>character scratches his butthole through his pants so often he tears a pair of jeans and goes through a pear of boxers a week
>character has weeklong bouts of existential dread
>character neglects his studies
>character is addicted to mongolese mancala table furnisher websites
>the only thing the character really likes is his dog
>the character goes out drinking with friends but dislikes the effects its having on his weight
>the character constantly feels like he isn't reaching his full mental potential
>the character spends an hour a day trying to develop an overtone for singing

based on a true story

Name 6 kinos where this hppens

Name twenty eight movies were this actually happens.

we ar we
u men when are we?

*ring* *ring*
*toot*
activate it

...

i dun get mobie

a mobie is picturs goin fast to trick u into thinkin it real

it not so ok

>kill enemy
>doesn't get the ammo on the ground

fanks frend

>Alright, take care, Steve
>Wait, how do you know my name?
>It's on your badge

>watching people have sex
>next day the female says "I know you saw us"

>why did that happen?
>*made up science babble*
>in english, please

>hero finally shoots enemy
>throws away his gun
>doesn't kick away enemy's gun
>enemy wakes up and shoots hero

>The DA is breathing down my neck

> Christian character quotes some bible verse
> Atheist/nihilistic character references it accurately

>Your OTHER, other gun

>*slams file on desk*
>have you seen this?

Well aykshually pulling the hammer makes the trigger closer to going off. Still a dumb trope, tho.

>water boils in 100 Celsius
>English, doc!

>give it to me in gaymans terms doc

It prevents shock.
>ARs cluttering the floor
>hero's single pistol runs out of ammo
>well I guess I'm fucked then

>fahrenheit, doc!

>Group of cops/soldiers/cowboys raise their guns
>*click* *shk shk* *click* *chsk chsk*
> Pleading and reasoning ensues
>Lower guns
> *click* *shk shk* *click* *chsk chsk*
> Some time passes and they become suspicious again
>Raise guns
> *click* *shk shk* *click* *chsk chsk*

Dumb frogposters

Whom*

u a daft nigga

>What? You want to see if I've got the minerals?

great line desu

*raises eyebrows* Desert *raises eyebrows* Eagle ... *raises eyebrows* Five *raises eyebrows* Point *raises eyebrows* Oh

>It prevents shock.
How so ?

>character looks behind hero
>"you're trying to scare me?"
>stare in terror
>monster attacks hero

OF COURSE FUCKING OF COURSE

>hero's friend/someone he doesn't fully trust suddenly aims gun at hero
>hero's stunned face.jpg
>actually they're aiming behind hero :^)

>I expect you to write a thorough report on this
>When do you need it?
>Yesterday

I unironically like this one.

>he's never been an honor to be met

>have to submit a 5 page essay report in 5 hours
>still posting hot memes on Sup Forums

>this will take 999999 eons
>you have one Planck era
>on it!

>when do you need it?
>next week

>character knocks down slasher villain
>instead of finishing the job they run away

Posta

>agent Mulder is in Maryland

>movie ends
>image of the vilain's dead body
>eyes open
>credit

>we're not so different you and I

>romantic interest of ugly/nerdy hero is a nerdy girl
>action scene where she loses her glasses, her hair bun gets untied, clothes are torn at the right places
>becomes a 11/10
>she remains with nerdy hero because he was the only one taking interest in her when she was ugly

DELET

Do guns really click like that in real life?

>she remains with nerdy hero because he was the only one taking interest in her when she was ugly

Name one film

Yeah. And swords "schling" when you take them out from leather sheathes.

>i'm glad you're back
>i'm glad to BE back!

>character picks sword up off ground
>character swings sword but misses
>character raises sword above their head in victory
>comically loud SCHWING every time

Stephen chow movies ?

>join me and we could rule together

>I wear the pants in this family
>Woman immediately barks an order
>Y-yes d-dear

I'm actually fond of this one even if it is stupid

>"no it isn't"
>"oh fuck" *runs away*

>I know he killed, tortured and raped a million people, but if you kill him, you'll be just as bad as him

>"so we finally meet again"

>If I kill him, I am no better than him.

Yes. They detect minute changes in air pressure to tell the emotional context of a scene or the intent of the user

>woman orders husband around 'for the good of this family'

nanomachines son.

>hero finds dying victim
>asks who did this
>"it was ..."
>*dies*

I can't remember off the top of my head but I swear there was a movie or show where this happened but the dying guy actually managed to say a name but it fucks everybody over cause the person he said it to thought the name he gave them was his killer but it wasn't

name 8 movies where this happens

>Villain fires gun at hero
>*click click*
>Hero opens his hand to reveal the bullets he took out, then drops them to the floor/ground

What anime

>weak character plays a key role in saving the day
>task required exactly what irrelevant/mundane stuff he was good for

>hero actually killed more people than villan

>i'm glad you're black

...

name 4 where it didn't

>Ezekiel 23:20, right?

>smart guy gets kidnapped by the FBI
>on whose grounds do you have the right to...
>hey it's me the president

Life of Pi
Ocean's eleven
Signs
Freddy got fingered

>I'm Special Agent Jones and this is Special Agent McCoy, we're with the FBI
>No relation

>it's an honour to meet you
>I know

>Ah, [hero] we meet at last
>The pleasure is all mine
>*Fight starts*

>my hands are a little dirty
>so are mine

>Elrond: Bring forth the Ring... Frodo
>Elrond: Annnnd the other Ring

>if you're not with me, then you're my enemy

>If you want to kill these people, you're gonna have to kill me too

>Only a Sith deals in absolutes!

IN KELVIN, YOUR HONOR!