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Is he /ourguy/?

it's been dead all night and all morning

lovely

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Someone post the vid of him jerking off with his cousin

Do you think Sophie and Maisie watched his wank vid?

Why watch a video when you can get the real thing

Re-watching S3 again recently. I begin to appreciate more the chemistry between Joffrey and Margaery. I live seeing how she carefully manipulating Joffrey to be more reasonable, while at the same time giving him the illusion that he is in charge.

While Joff himself despite his sexist attitude and at first uninterested towards the Tyrell girl slowly begin to open up and actually bond with her (the scene in pic related) and even choose Marg over his mother, who is the closest person he is with through out the series.

I am curious how it will play out if Joffrey is still alive in S5-S6. Can Marg actually continue to manipulate him around, or Cersei somehow manage to make Joffrey leave/betray Margaery, since he is still a sociopath after all.

I miss Joffrey. He is a total douchebag and yet his scenes is fun to watch compared to the abomination that is Ramsay Bolton.

The show is just not the same without him as the main villain. Tywin is great, but he dies in Season four too; The Night King is just a generic doomsday villain; Roose and Walder barely appear; Ramsay is a meh; Euron is a letdown. Cersei might be the closest we have to a decent villain right now.

you mean Sansa "The Mind Trick Queen" Stark? Yes. Probably.

kill, fuck, kill

bump

>The All Seeing Eyes Raven

This sounds like some shit gook proverb

member that Barristan walks around Meereen like this and not peasent rags

damn sophy looks like shit

i still want to know what the fuck gwen was doing there though. if GOT won best ensemble what was she going to do, sit at the table or awkwardly go on stage even though she didnt win anything? would she stand off to the side in the winners room or take a picture empty handed with the rest of the cast holding trophies?

Has the manlet fucked Kelly C yet?

Better thread

Is that Tommen in the middle?

Yes.

shit show need more cute boys.

>Sansa confronts Littlefinger about getting raped
>The encounter is long, uncomfortable and clearly meant to show Sansa as the innocent who suffered unimaginable tortures under Ramsay

>Asha and Theon have a moment in Volantis
>Theon comes across as mopey, Asha insists he either man up or kill himself or at least live "for revenge," which is just about the worst thing you can insist someone live for after a tragedy

>king tommen polishes his sword.flv

>ywn see Theon's ADWD arc on screen with Alfie Allen

That cuts into the time they could use showing Kelly C making smug faces while talking in a faux "badass" voice about how she's going to Break The Wheel.

Don't forget there was simply no way they could have fit it in because they had to make room for that vapid cunt turner and the useless Sansa and their golden boy ramsay, i mean its not like they could have had her be off screen for a season since that doesnt happen on the show right?

I mean seriously, can you imagine if they spent an entire season with Sansa learning how to politick in the Vale with Littlefinger before calling the banners so they can ride North and save Gorm the Targaryen at the Battle of the Bastards?

Oh please, the studio in their infinite wisdom realized Ramsay does not have nearly enough hate, what with his torture of Theon and sacking of Winterfell and casual murder. The only way the audience would even deign to think of Ramsay as something more than a Naughty Boy is if he married Sansa for like, a month.

Azor Jaqen.

Unironically higher quality posting there

Wtf is wrong with their faces, did hey apply their make-up themselves?

Who is Jaqen H'ghar?

He is no one, he is but a man.

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A criminal from Lorath (or is it Norvos?). He's been locked in the black cells, I don't know what for, but they're getting ready to send him to the Wall.

This man (before he became the faceless man) was once Jaqen H'ghar, a criminal of Lorath. He was charming, kind, cute, smart and funny.

Then one day, Jaqen decide he wants to be a assassin,so he joined the faceless man and became a skilled assassin.

This man: Jaqen H'ghar would become the most powerfull faceless man of a

A Lorathi criminal who immigrated to Braavos, since then he has a Braavos citizenship.

Lorathi-Braavosi
Once a criminal, now a Facess Men.

bump

>when you lmao one too many times

You just know

Would

Shes not ugly, but she looks like shit a lot of the time.

Hnn

Pancake ass to match her pancake tits

>implying it wasnt worth it

This too. Isaac is my favourite celeb twink.

>He's almost 18
>There still won't be a sex scene where he's serviced for the first time by Olyvar

What do her feet smell like /got/?

This thread is slow and very very boring.

Missed me yet?

The only things she had going for her were semi-thicc thighs and her dyed red hair. She's gotten rid of both, the silly cunt.

I forgot olyvar existed

but it's all good because Theon is "beyond his Reek years" in S7.

So basically you only have to tell people GET OVER IT! and give them a beer, and they get over PTSD and shit.

>D&D cast a character that appears for 1 episode better than half their main cast

The vast majority of Essos stuff is actually cut anyway, aswell.

>We'll never see Quentyn Martell in the Grand Theft Dragon arc.

>tfw we never saw Renly attack kings landing from the land prompting Stannis to sail in from the sea, leading to a 3 way battle for the throne
Fuck you renly you feasting, meleeing, slow piece of shit

>Roose and Walder barely appear
they're both ded

This only applies if you're a man. Ptsd is only ok for women.

>it's a joffrey fucking dies episode

Kek she got a plywood ass

would still worship anus

>its a another Jaqen H'ghar episode

Now, say my ship.

Gendrick

JaqAry?

Who cares about shipping characters in one of the dullest franchise in the history of tv franchises. Seriously each episode following Daenerys and her wyvern pals as they fight assorted shitlords has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when GRRM vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his books which he will never finish before dying of fat. The GoT series might be anti-Tolkien (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-fantasy series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "dies."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several hundred times. I was incredulous. GRRM's mind is so governed by cliches and literal shit metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of GoT by a Redditor. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading GRRM at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on Reddit." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "GoT" you are, in fact, trained to be a Redditor.

Oh god she has that Lohan ass

Fucking ruined

>game of reddit

B R E E R A

Thank god I picked Maisie as my waifu instead of her

least you can watch the hunchback of notre dame if you're interested in seeing more movies featuring your waifu.

You're goddamn wrong.

JONSA

>redditors mad

>she will never model these clothes for you
>she will never wear them as you fuck her
>she will never convince Sophie to do a threesome with you guys

This is truly the darkest timeline

so many fucking show apologists, why they do bother defending the show as hard as they do
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>swn be your fucktoy

it hurts

will she ever go full frontal?
I mean, before it's too late?

awww user, I'll model these pants for you, give me a kiss and we can live together in this castle together.

>awww user, I'll model these pants for you, give me a kiss and we can live together in this castle together.

>maisie will never tell you this

I can't get over those shit tier shoes, ruins the whole look

>weak men will never rule Dorne
>2 out of 4 die in their first engagement with the enemy
>other two are captured with one being poisoned and the other being forced to watch after they were paraded through the streets in chains

Kek

Toxic masculinity

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maisie anal DP porn when?

youtube.com/watch?v=jg8HpvKdTcg

Every fucking day until you like it.

Worked for Jonsa, won't work for Sansa or Sophie though. Hating them is a /got/ pasttime, and that's never gonna change

When ur mum stop sucking dicks
(i.e.) never

>every time a character went for a walk the author wrote instead that the character "dies."
Heh
Nice take on the pasta

Jonsa is fucking shit

I DO want to see sophie and maisie dyke it out on tv tho

or in private, like they probably do few times a week

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is that tommen? wow! he's gotten a lot more handsome!

Friendly reminder that Syrio Forel survived and is currently disguised as Meryn Trant.

>ywn kiss her on the tummy
>ywn kiss her on her anything

'member when the jonsa spammer used to post this and had a copy pasta to go with it?
nu-jonsa spammer is lazy desu

Jonsa may be shit, but it's our shit now, A cancer in /got/ that there's no chemo or surgery for.

We need to pray for season 8 and a jonerys baby or Sansa death

Shapeless. She's breaking her freaking back to create the illusion of an ass. Pathetic. I've seen shapelier men.

This desu

Strong anterior pelvic tilt is strong

>What's the difference between civilised mainlanders and barbaric pseudo-vikings?
Gee...
It's like one is a macho warrior culture that despises weakness and worships strength and actually doesn't see anything with rape and torture.

>implying the decimated armies of Westeros can stop this
DAMN YOU D&D

>implying the leaks are true