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Christian girls Edition

Good edition

what are you thinking about?

*beats up your waifu*
What now?

About bewbs

friendly reminder that all great figures in history were either gay, bisexual or into flat chested women

Average American Republican mother

>t. Queer history major

>into flat chested women
hmmm

Except the multitude of faggots who didn't do anything with their lives other than being degenerate fags

t. low test simian

Based. Republican. Mother.

>this can make the double digit IQ "man" go blank

kek, I honestly pity you neanderthals

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Hell yeah

I would take a flat or large breasted gf tbqhwyfam

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How to meet girls when you have no hobbies or interests?

Tinder

develop a hobby and interest

Why do you want to meet a girl?

This shirt's comfy.

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What the ever loving fuck

She has a retarded face desu, I see why she usually take photos from the same angle

superb post

any suggestions of hobbies that girls like in men?

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And she probably has the personality of a potato

I just ate myself retarded

find something you like

Buying them shit

Working out

God bless New England!

I can fuck that potato

Doubt she'd let you.

Gott strafe New England

reddit

*buuuuuuurp* hahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaha science bitches!!!

She's Brazilian, not Peruvian or Irish.

good hobbies: gardening, working out, cooking, woodworking, camping, working on cars
bad hobbies: posting in /cum/

i STILL don't know when the Japanese language club meets and classes starts on monday...

I'm pretty sure she would I'm a master of eros

why the FUCK is the hair around my temples getting so high up and thin lately?

I'm only fucking 20, it this supposed to happen? everyone complains about it but I thought not AT LEAST until like 27

I could give her a shot despite everything EXCEPT the weed addiction.

start taking finasteride before it's too late

>let you
heh

just had my first real, hot, pressured shower in weeks lads.

working out as a hobby is a bad hobby it should be done as maintence and nothing more

>picture
What, she roots for Dinamo?

When I was in highschool there was a kid with male pattern baldness, it can strike at any age.

Did you wash ya ass?

So many redflags
I know that

hell yeah, so much easier with the removable shower head.

Saw a guy wearing a Rick and Morty shirt. He was also watching a League of Legends stream on his phone in class.
>hot showers
Pleb.

japan is on the extreme edge of modernity and social advancement. these problems they face are extremely unique. I'd like them to just roll with it instead of trying to "fix" it, I mean it's futile to compete with china anyway. It's not like they're going to lose their independence though, japan would be hell to invade even at low populaitons. I'm talking far future here tho, like centuries away.

japan is cool and happy and they should stop worrying. their problems all come from how well developed they are. I'd love to have been born in japan

doesn't it nuke your dick

impossible to approach girls at the gym, terrible suggestion

The white man's burden

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i wore a pokemon shirt to work today

What the FUCK is this rick and morty thing everyone keeps talking about?

kids' cartoon

last night I was out and this big boobed girl was like checking me out all over, goddamn like gtfo from me what do you want I'm not a pleb, go away. She also dared to sit near me at the pub table. Since I'm polite I let her stay, and answered with courtesy to the questions she made and so we kinda talked (the usual stupid chit chat that paesant women do). At the end I was like "sorry it's late and I have to go (I really needed to, I had to revise some sonata pieces for a concert in the upcoming days) and she asked for my number. Kek, like wtf, I literally not even answered, just said farewell and 360 moonwalked out of there.
She probably cried or whatever, don't really care.

I need to cum but I can't masturbate
Please help

michelangelo drew women like men with tits. except they don't even look like tits.

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP* PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

somewhat decent cartoon with an overwhelmingly autistic/neckbeard fanbase

Please show me in a direct quote where I said you should pick girls up at the girl. I said it's a hobby girls would like in a guy they're thinking about fucking.

ALPHA

She got paid to publicize some unknown app

sounds like the tism talking
nothing wrong with a fun run

I heard that did something weird like hormonal-wise or something. I don't want my dick to stop working and I want a healthy amount of testosterone still

Okay swety

That's pretty gross and all but I still wanna see those titties

feeling around the top of my head though I can't find any baldness. it's just the temples I think.

running isnt working out running is running

without her head it might not be the worst

>not running with weight

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I am going to try and cum hands free
Wish me luck

Just use rogaine, I started thinning at 20 too

Since you will have your hands free keep us posted.

Ah, I see. The world is still a boring place

Ugh this is like so important and umm like so powerful you guys!

>odd future tattoo

what a stupid bitch

it starts at your temple and slowly moves towards the center.
i pretty much have the same hairline, it looks good don't stress about it

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i forgot to add yoga as a good hobby

>*Africans laughing*
>W-We are doing this for you, to smash the C-Colonial White man

yoga is unironically pretty good
I took a yoga class one time and felt great afterwards

I NEED the context of this picture

If you do yoga you probably look like this

When has it ever been not boring?
What's with tattoos and their triggering factor?
chill

It bothers me a lot looking at these people

What happened is a bunch of hypochodriac autists decided that it made them impotent. It affects DHT levels, not test levels.

Dorm mate has several Bernie stickers on his laptop.

>yoga

you're like a little baby. *enlightens you*

I will
I'm not jerking off tonight just to build the pressure

you also forgot to add cartoons and smoking weed