/heem/ - Sleepy Edition

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News
>Dana White: UFC open to digital platform for next broadcast deal
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16539972/dana-white-ufc-open-to-digital-platform-for-next-broadcast-deal

>Eye injury knocks Bethe Correia out of January bout
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16544978/eye-injury-knocks-bethe-correia-out-of-january-bout

>Morning Report: Michael Bisping: If I was running the UFC, I’d want Georges St-Pierre to win at UFC 217
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16542304/morning-report-michael-bisping-if-i-was-running-the-ufc-id-want-georges-st-pierre-to-win-at-ufc-217

Other urls found in this thread:

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Love my city dana/
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/79145412/#79156904
artprice.com
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks

Truly the GOAT of our generation

be honest, which is the netty and why?

Who do you think?

My favorite heem personality is myself, I appreciate the effort and creativity I put into my shitposting

The one who beat the GOAT and the biggest MMA draw who has a boxing match

this is the thread i guess

nicketty

>Maia vs Colby objectively best fight on Saturday
>Brunson vs Machida is the main event

Why is Dana so shit?

How can calendar be blamed for thread wars?

machida is a bigger draw ya simp

Muslim fighters aren't people. Do not support Muslim fighters.

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Why give in to plebs?
But Siyar is my nig

Get your picks in motherfuckers
Derek Brunson vs. Lyoto Machida
Demian Maia vs. Colby Covington
Pedro Munhoz vs. Rob Font
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Jim Miller
Thiago Santos vs. Jack Hermansson
John Lineker vs. Marlon Vera

>that flag
>that post

Who is the most dreamy fighter?

because plebs have money to spend unlike your neet smark self

Brunson
Colby
Font
Miller
Hermansson
Vera

Brunson
Maia
Font
Trinaldo
Santos
Lineker

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you already picked m8

No, it was calendar pretending to be me.

how do we know who is pretending?

I posted with my pass.

>Siyar the WHO
Nice pick dumbo.

Standing up for what's right. Fighting the good fight.
>Americans just let themselves get pushed around and shot.
Pathetic.

so? how does that give you preference over schab shake?

Machida
Covington
Munhoz
Trinaldo
Santos
Vera

im not falling for your samefaggotry, i already have your picks

I always use that image for picks because I like to go into the archive to see which picks I made in the past. If the new picksguy doesn't accept my picks I'll be upset.

dont let the bullies do that to coral man

gonna start scat spamming calendar?

That's not me.

>I am a patrician, for I only support those fighters that are well known. I am a huge Brock Lesnar fan and I truly believe that WWE is real and Brock is just that awesome. Also, I'm not gay but I would suck Brock's cock because I'm Canadian and a big stupid faggot

That's you.
That's what you sound like.

you already made your picks bud live with em

i like this new picks guy

>Actually seething.
>Even your shrek reaction image has shitty pooslim facial hair.
Pooslims are a blight against the world and good honest people.

>tfw no said they liked you

t. patrician smark autist

Worked

GSP said he's wearing the Reebok fight kit, no gi

I'm literally taking a huge steaming shit right now.

Don't know why but whenever someone refers to another man's penis as "Hog" i laugh uncontrollably

Here's proof

How is it going yoel

Can you guess which one I clicked on?

natural born fighter

image search

Image search obv

Guys I'm bored, what Persona should I start acting like

log off of heem.com calendar

coral springs is a fun one because he always spergs out when people impersonate him

the best part about this one is it triggers oral springs and the archive detective because he thinks its calendar

Okie dokes

AMA

the best one was when coral was fantasizing about sucking danas dick, fuck i should have saved that

Mitsuru

What's the sleeper fight of this card?

What a cuck. Fuck Greasy Pee.

This one?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Love my city dana/

One of the funniest things I've seen on heem. Literally reads like an oral springs post until the last two lines lmao

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/79145412/#79156904

Some girls are laughing at me in Chipotle. I think they might approach me.

heem them for laughing at you

Tell them Heem Police will apprehend them in 5 minutes if they do not cease their activities

manlet dockworker having a field day

Oh thank God, they left. I think one friend dared another to say something to me but she didn't. Was about to kick into fight mode and elbow her

So I was thinking of betting Brunson inside the distance at -120, is this good value? I don't think this fight goes 5.

Machida
Covington
Font
Trinaldo
Santos
Lineker

Thats the one, thank you for finding that. Had me fooled too, I fuckin laughed so hard.

Good bet user, I'm betting on Maia at +110

This is the spammer

>heem.com
artprice.com

What the FOOK is this?

>he's going to keep on his pass from now on because he's scared of someone impersonating him

what?

Don't be scared homie

we are all spammers

literally the first post i've made in days

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yeah his little identity means a lot to the poor little guy

>3:43 AM
What are you doing up so late man? Get some rest, ok?

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I've already come to terms with this, I like having friends on /heem/ that know me.

what a sad existence

I bet on Demian Maia and Niko Price both underdogs, how smart am I?

I assure you though, I'm not that sad and I make the best with what I've got.

I woke up 6 hours ago

are you trying to convince me or yourself? because i can assure you i dont give a fuck

not even meme'ing on you coral but why not just keep the pass on or use a trip? those that dont like you will filter you and the reset will just treat you like normal since your posts stick out when youre in character anyway? it'd make things easier on you

You sure do a good job at pretending then.

Anyone else watching this Bushido Battleground shit right now?

Coral spergs at his best

I've never been a fan of using a trip, I also won't keep the pass on. Just wanted to get a reaction out of that guy haranguing me day in and day out, he's a very bitter person.

>Bushido Battleground
>made by the same people who made "Lucha Underground"

fake news

explain to me why I should watch American MMA

Fake Coral Springs detected. Get a fucking life, impersonator.

Nope :)

Machida
Colby
Munhoz
Miller
Hermansson
Vera

Prove it then. Post a screenshot of your Schaub collection. Until you do this, you're a faggot impersonator.

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Wel shit...