For fuck's sake America

For fuck's sake America

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>It's actually real

Why do you have to hate anything that is foreign with a burning jealousy?

top fucking kek
no way

BURGERED

>It's real

Fuck this, I'm out!

Muh subtitles

They hate exercise so much, they won't even exercise their eyes

Aren't those retards remaking toni erdmann too?

With Nicholson and Wiig apparently

can someone give me a brief gestalt on this image?

Yeah, they totally are. That's so ridiculous!
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They're doing an American remake of Les Intouchables

I don't get it

I'm afraid to ask.

What is this?

See

Kevin hart is a bad choice for the role

This movie will be 100% shit

>jealousy
try contempt

americans are fat

>"a third-rate buddy movie that hardly understands its own condescension....Why has the world flipped for this movie? Maybe it's the fantasy it spins on racial/social/cultural mores, much as Driving Miss Daisy did 20-odd years ago – uptight rich white employer learns to love through black employee's life-force. That was set in the segregationist America of the 1940s. What's this film's excuse?"

Seriously. Not the right kind of funny for the comedic bits, not a good enough actor for the serious parts.

The whole thing is unnecessary anyway.

>Kevin Hart is now the token black guy in everything

That is some bottom of the barrel shit right there, only fitting for a manlet

>American remake of Les Intouchables

What am I looking at here and why are people reacting this way?

american remake when

cast it

Read the thread

PLEASE GOD NO HOLY SHIT LEAVE IT ALONE

The real charm of the story is their weird friendship. Like when the wheelchair guy starts pretending to have a medical emergency to get away with a speeding ticket and then end up getting police escort to the hospital. Plus it's based on a real story, though the black guy was actually an arab, iirc.

I could really see Idris Elba in this!

I got it now from reverse image search.
Was that movie some kind of prized Bong masterpiece or something?

Is this an american remake of the intouchables, or whatever the translationf rot that french movie is?

It didn't need an adaption, it was already fine.

French.

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>Kevin hart
whhyyyy

French. It was super popular. Omar Sy basically ows his career to it. Part of why he was Bishop in X-Men Days of Futures Past movie.

>Not casting Dustin Hoffman

>Truly, through the power of our friendship, we have become intouchables
what did they mean by this

Why are people getting made at this picture? Give me a quick rundown.

Hoffman would probably work better. Funnily enough Elba would be an alright fit for Hart's character.

Chris Pratt as Strong Korean Beau
Anna Faris as Pregnant Lady
John Boyega as lead Father Man
Kevin Spacey as Evil Businessman Dickhead

>funny dance moment when both characters are bonding
>youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo plays
>Kevin Hart winks to the audience

i cant wait for amerifats to whine in a few years when the chinks are remaking star wars and other shit

The only American remake of an European movie that I can think of seeing that was any good is the Birdcage, and only because Robin Williams and Nathan Lane played a gay couple pretending to be straight heterosexual family with screwball comedy antics was fucking hilarious. The original was far less funny, though admittedly the copy I saw was dubbed so that was a detriment to it.

The original is very good movie with very sad and touching moments and a movie women will never understand. The American remake is going to be shit.
>muh malcom's dad who was cooking meth, bitch
>muh black """""funny""""" manlet

Let Me In was alright, as remakes go.

>a black is in something
>Sup Forums people; AAAAAH RAGE!!! ARGGGG! GRRRR!!!!!

pls die. pls.

American remake of LOTR when?

>Saruman the WHITE is the centerpiece villain while Sauron is barely mentioned
>Frodo has to carry The One Gun
>Hobbits only eat burgers
>Sam and Frodo are gay, Merry is black and Pippin is a woman
>trailer is literally all quips
starring Chris Pratt, Donald Glover, Ty Burrell , Jennifer Lawrence, Will Ferrel, Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart

>plebs already forgot that TGWTDT remake was much better than the original

Prepare yourself for shitty 'short' jokes and his lack of strength and small stature to pick up and man handle a limp body
Drawn out scenes of Hart trying to move Cranston
Extremely politically charged

Who knows, maybe it'll be good and hit us all right in the feels
>disappointment anticipated

That's not the point, you spank stain.

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Bait so awful, I'm not even giving it a (You)

You're trolling, right?

>remaking a movie that came out in 2012

ISIS nuking Hollywood WHEN?

you don't get it do you

There's this thing called dubs you know.

They remade Death at a Funeral three years after it came out.

by asking Americans to read you've already conceded the American market

pffffffffffffffffffffffffft

Why?

They're remaking last years Toni Erdmann too.

honestly bryan cranston is good, but kevin hart is the real travesty here

jewywood works in mysterious ways.

>honestly bryan cranston is good
He was alright in Malcolm and other comedic stuff, but I feel his dramatic roles are too much for him, he's overacting as hell.

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Cranston is too high profile for a role like this. It just looks like le crack cancer man sitting in a wheelchair.

Honestly, I think the total refusal to hire fresh faces is what hurts a lot of Hollywood films.

No no i do.

>the role previously held by one guy will now be...played by a man with more melanin then the last one

>Sup Forums; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHi kljbn,slxmkcn,sxnjxn,,x,an nigger nigger nigger, here are charts made by white supremacists about how dumb niggers are OMG nooo! too many blacks taking muh waifus! AHHH! I'm turning black! I can't stop rapping!

also there something about this being another american remake or something.

The real guy wasn't even black

Fucking retard

>movie isn't even 10 years old

>It's fucking huge all around the world all you have to do is enable subtitles and watch the actual thing

>the average American can't even do that

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>played by a man with more melanin then the last one
Omar Sy is blacker than Hart. Piss off you poor excuse for a troll

Wasn't he something like Mauritanian?

Holy fuck you're right. I actually looked him up intending to prove you wrong.

They showed the real guys at the end of the movie.

>getting baited by this

wtf it was based on real people? i thought it was just a gay comedy movie

>mfw its true

Hahaha wtf

It's not just the Americans tho. How many of the mass plebs from Europe would actually go to the cinema to watch a French movie? As opposed to the exact same movie but from Hollywood with that guy from Breaking Bad?

And I'm saying that as an European.

Les Intouchables made over $400m at the box office, so I'd say quite a few people went to see it.

Dude, everyone has seen The Intouchables.

It was very popular in my country you nigger

You're spot on, Elba would kill that role.

Yeah, it's a meme to say he'd be a good fit for roles, but this is one where he'd actually work.

Hoffman and Elba would actually be a bretty good casting. Seriously.

>the city of Walter White

Wait a second, wasn't this already a movie in France?

youtube.com/watch?v=0V8ZJ_8qARs

Fucking hated that movie.

As for the remake, those two are way too old for their respective parts.

Would be a much better movie than this with those two. And you know, i don't think it'd cost that much. Hart and Cranston probably take much more

Idk, just doesn't seem right with Kevin Hart. Like the whole point is that it's this tough street thug, who rich guys would usually run away from, taking care of this guy. Kevin Hart is a tiny little middle class dude who terrifies nobody.

>Untouchable
huh? never heard of this. what is it?

Comfy buddy movie

It's a French movie about a poor black French dude who acts as the caretaker for a paraplegic rich white French guy. They've decided to do an American remake, and naturally they chose Kevin Hart.

where would the train go?

>It's a French movie about a poor black French dude who acts as the caretaker for a paraplegic rich white French guy.
wtf this actually sounds like a good movie to watch esp with Cranston.

Something to look forward to

A ripoff of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

I love Bishop. He needs his own film. I need to read his comic runs, pretty sure he's a cop in one of them. Why can't we have Bishop film? He's black and he has cool as fuck powers. I loved him in DoFP.

they are polar opposites, the only similarity is the setting

Are you fucking kidding me.
With fucking Kevin Hart?
Are you FUCKING kidding me?
I can excuse Le Danger Man, but FUCKING KEVIN HART?
ARE YOU FUCKING

>they are polar opposites
Grumpy rich guy gets fucked by life and ends up wholly incapacitated. A person helps the rich guy to cope with the situation, which leads to him developing a (semi-)positive attitude.

Yeah, polar fucking opposites.

I think Cranston is a good call, I just don't like Hart playing the role of the black dude. The point is that he's this big tough street guy, that gets completely ruined when Black Bilbo Baggins is playing the role.

> big tough street guy

maybe for you

>making a remake of 5 year old movie

what the fuck, are we going to see a Hacksaw Ridge remake next year?

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