/nfl/ - HUMAN JOYSTICK EDITION

JAC:Jaguars sign Telvin Smith to $50M extension
NE:Pats LB Hightower may miss multiple weeks
LAC:Melv Gordon (foot) limited to start the week
HOU:Texans LT Duane Brown expected to play Sunday
DEN:Emmanuel Sanders not cleared to practice
NO:Willie Snead (hamstring) practicing in full
NO:Michael Thomas (knee) absent on Wednesday
HOU:C.J. Fiedorowicz back at practice Wednesday
BAL:Ben Watson (knee) could miss Week 8 vs Miami
MIN:Case Keenum (chest) limited on Wednesday
BAL:Maclin, Wallace, Watson questionable for TNF
MIN:Stefon Diggs officially limited on Wednesday

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Go Birds

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Getting tired of people doubting the Dolphins desu

posting in non spic bread

Wentz is playing like an elite QB

>Wow. @Jaguars sign Telvin Smith to 4 year $50M extension

That's not even top 10 LB money

>Stoolers/Loins on SNF

I'm unsure about this one.

I stopped doubting you when you went 4-2 with 135 yards of offense on average.

>no general
>earlythread
>JAC not JAX

Utter failure. Please migrate:

>Early thread
>Other thread was made hours ago
W E W

You have 30 seconds to name a more wholesome Christian family man QB

You think he and Carr would meet and pray before facing off?

>Spain thread
>old news

Nah I'm good lmao

this is a Protestant general

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I'm not even a chiefs homer, but this is my favorite football play.

>Tim Tebow
>family

Ain't this nigga a virgin? Like get some pussy lmao

Golly, Rivers is just too wholesome.

>tfw the Chargers got their first win he said, "Sorry it too so dang long" to Lynn

christfags are cancer

took*

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omae wa mo shindeiru

Not even Christian but nothing more neckbeard fedora than being an atheist

You're not one of them, are you?

>ywn again dominate in NFL Street with Trent Green, Priest Holmes, and Dante Hall

Trust me, the very-religious are the ultimate cringe

>Predicting a Seahawks/Eagles NFCCG

Hmm...

Just report the Spain thread desu

I like being doubted

why is wentz playing better than even his bright spots last year

we play the Seahawks before then 2bh

it is in CenturyLink though, they killed us there last year

literally mfw you asked me this question

Not even an Eagles fag, but their front 4 would doodoo all over that garbage O Line

Young players tend to learn from their experiences and improve as they gain familiarity. Compare Peyton Manning's 1998 to his 1999, or Marino's 1983 to his 1984, etc.

I member.

agholor ruined that game, he'll win that game now

there will never again be an NFL game that isnt madden or by EA

holy fucking cringe

did they extend their exclusivity?

>that missed """""tackle"""""
what the fuck was he doing

>the city of jaylen watkins

probably the worst game the eagles played last year. hopefully it'll be closer this season

That's a throw only Russel, Rodgers, and maybe Wentz can make. Damn.

Everyone wants another 2k one, but the NBA games are garbage now too

tfw eagles are 2-4 in their last 6 games of being the double-digit favorite

This team is pretty damn different than that team. By no means is it a cakewalk, but I think the Eagles are the more complete team

>watkins
You shouldn't be surprised.

Raiders. Get ready for that pocket rocket dick Bills

This is why I hate when every """"expert""" has them winning. It never goes well.

>tfw he had that play installed from his time at NDSU

*blocks your path to the NFC championship game*

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Are they checking out eachother's dick?

Is Myles Garrett a bust

Don't forget about Washington

no

Too early to tell, his injuries don't make him look very promising though.

And General Washington

Can someone help me out with Madden?

Like half the time I try to scramble with the QB he doesnt run. Even after hes past the line of scrimmage he will just jog and get hit hard. Sometimes the RB will do it too. I don't understand. Not doing anything different. Yet half the time I run this happens.

it's way too early to judge anything about Garret. Don't get sucked into that "injury bug" bullshit

fuck them chiefs

>Los Angeles Chargers wide receiver Travis Benjamin was named AFC Special Teams Player of the Week

some one mirror this

>leads the NFL in pressure rate among edge rushers with 19.4%
>3 sacks in first 2 games while playing limited (which should be 4 now but Mariota went down on his own like a bitch right before Garrett was about to sack him)

Way too early to tell, but for now it's a no. Monster Myles has looked as advertised.

go ask

>i'm too stupid to horizontally flip an image

PAY THE MAN

exactly, that's why I want someone else to do it

>Seeing Browns fans excited about things
=D

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>his QB doesn't get dubs

perfect, thanks

Juju Smith-Schuster has the best twitter posts

>mfw I will never be a 20 year old NFL player

neither does yours apparently

you guys are the worst 4-2 team ever.

your kicker is the real mvp

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how is that mirrored?
now you're just being silly

>sports “analysts” picking the final score within 3 points
Beta cucks not bold enough to say it’ll be a lopsided win. How often are games only decided by 3 points?

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Oh now I fucking get em

thx nerds

Someone make this into a steelers fan

>spain general
don't give him what he wants

carr and wentz are holy men

holy shit I miss sproles so much

Fuck those jerseys are so good. I wish they wore them like proper alternates. Pic related.

Feels good to keep Prater.

ah yes silver pants > white pants. thought something was a bit off on thursday

If your QB isn't a white Christian don't speak to me

>11
hello friend, how was your day?

That's a Carson, not a Christian !

shyster

daily reminder that the oakland raiders beat their division rivals the kansas city chefs

>mfw the Pats trade Tom Brady to the Jags for a 2nd rounder and he wins us our first ring becomes a hero for two franchises

Should the Eagles trade Wentz to New England for Brady?

>Mfw the Niners start the eagles mid season collapse

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No.