Jaime pull that up

>jaime pull that up

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Yes my dear quite pungent indeed

Should the 911 episode with Alex Jones be taken into the canon of western high art? I think it should

>I mean I don't think ANYONE should be president. We have what, 350 million people in this country? It's silly.

>I went hunting on Prince of Wales Island with my friend Steve Rinella. It was wet the ENTIRE time. It was so nice to come back to sunshine lol

>it's a hunting episode

hunting episodes are great.

Did you ever hear the one with the Scientist who lived in Alaska alone for like 20 years? Kino

It would if it didn't have Eddie in it.

Steve Rinella is based.

Jones
>OBAMAS DAD THE PHONOGRAPHER, LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM. LOOK AT SOME OF HIS PORN IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!
Rogan
>no Jamie... don't pull that up

>Just check his instagram!

There were great moments in that podcast but Eddie fucking ruined it.

He gave some good talking points
Annoying but underrated. He's the Smee of that podcast

>Well, the way the government operates is they issue contracts and get an unlimited budget which le - by the way Oprah is a demonic transdimensional pedophile eugenics Nazi - so these contracts aren't signed by official diplomates -

>wait...what did Oprah do?

>...Oh yeah, you can google this, anyway

>No, but Alex

>I've done the research, anyway, Operation Northwoods was

>ALBERT PIKE

>Okay Eddie, just

>ALBERT PIKE

>Eddie please, ju-

>ALBERT PIKE

>Did you know 9/11 and bases on the moon

>JAIMIE WHERE IS THAT LION ATTACKS CHINESE MAN VIDEO

>square space

Is Alex Jones, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Tfw given a gestalt

>when you come up with 17 dimensional vampires just to not name the jew

Anyone have the *pulls mike closer* copypasta? I'm showing a friend

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now somebody is gonna tell you how the "vampire" shit was a metaphor while failing to explain how Satan giving Google an evil AI through the 7th dimension is a metaphor

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>name the jew

george soros

tell him i said hello

buzz

>jalenenos

That looks terrible.

Absolutely disgusting.

Terribly.. GREAT you mean

Disgustingly... GREAT you mean

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yeah i'd put more cum on the eggs

Alex Jones is controlled opposition and Joe Rogan is a useful idiot.

AAALLLLL

And maybe add one more egg.

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>hunting episode
fuck off desu

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DRINNNNN

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

>ALPHA BRAIN
>SHROOMTECH
>KRILL & MCT OIL
>PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

>Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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>PUNCH ME FULL POWER

Computer, pull up one 400 pound chimpanzee and one Bengali man eating tiger in an arena setting. Disengage safety protocols.

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Alex Jones is currently pro-establishment and Joe Rogan covers all the angles depending on his guest. I guess you can call that useful but not as useful for someone trying to control the media.

god damn it

Lost my shit at that,

however it did make me love Alex Jones even more, he's just a big cuddly kid.

>Alex Jones is currently pro-establishment

What a time to be alive.

>Alex Jones is currently pro-establishment
Man don't put it so blunt

>Jalapenos for breakfast

For what purpose?

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/r/ing well no because

Given the nomination would be backed by the elite cultural patricians of Sup Forums, how could it not be?

>Alex Jones: Do you want to know the truth? Do you want to hear what Trump told me?
>Joe Rogan: Yes
>Alex: Hillary Clinton is a psychic vampire who drains the life essence of childr-
>Eddie: BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH STRATOSPHERIC AEROSOL INJECTIONS???

well no because
*brings mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get the that article up?
yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster...
here we go
*looks over at screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must he what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

can anyone recommend me some of the best old episodes of JRE ?? Just started listening

>he doesn't enjoy diarrhea

Woah, I just took a massive shit, that's insane, that's like a sasquatch sized shit right there. Do you think the sasquatch has to wipe or does he just let his fur get all matted? Jamie pull my pants up.

Rogan parodies are too easy

>400 lbs chimp
Jesus, how terrifying.

>sour kraut
This shit is disgusting

>autistic as fuck
>annoys all of his friends
>has bizarre, random obsessions
>just wants to talk about what movies he likes at inappropriate times
>used to be depressed and emo

Is Eddy /ourguy/?

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