>But its gonna go down i know it!!
yeah, im thinking hes back
But its gonna go down i know it!!
Jacob Hill
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Dylan Long
>average rating: 7.5/10
I'm still excited but that's disheartening.
Jonathan Thomas
Im workin on it
Adam Gomez
>34 reviews
there's still two days left you'll see
Blake Cox
SOMEBODY PLEEEAASSSEEE
GET THIS MAN A FRESH REVIEW.
Jack Stewart
>CGI blood
>CGI headshots
hahahaha NO.
David Bailey
>CGI Blood
A valid complaint, even if it's pissy and whiny.
>CGI Headshots
Are you fucking retarded
Logan Sanders
Oh, you d-don't know how to make practical headshots?
HAHAHA you fucking plebcunt, get the FUCK off of my Sup Forums
Levi Myers
The Matrix had 6.0
Cameron Bailey
The Matrix is shit.
Oliver Gomez
Well, I suppose that makes me feel a bit better then.
John Wick is a Matrix reboot.
Leo Harris
The first is only a 6.9
Brody Torres
Grizzled Keanu is better than boipucci Keanu
Adam Davis
Doesn't matter. Gonna get BTFO by Fifty Shades. There will be no JW3.
Sebastian Jones
>Gonna get BTFO by Fifty Shades
>implying anyone even remembers that fucking gag book
Dominic Jenkins
John Wick fucking sucked, hopefully this one is more than just an extended Steven Seagal parody
Brody Cooper
The Raid is 7.5
The Raid 2 is 7.4
you underestimate the power of women and valentine's day
Jack Richardson
The first JW was like in my local theater for like a week and it STILL got a sequel
Gabriel Butler
Why would you rate it any higher? There's no story, he just goes around shooting everyone in sight for no reason.
Luke Ortiz
t. contrarian
Carson Collins
Yes but it's clearly shot and the choreography is fucking incredible. It's a lot of flash draped over the lightest substance.
The first Matrix was the same way, an entire universe laid out through an insanely basic Heroes Journey.
Eli Davis
Yeah, because women care about quality. There totally wasn't like 6 Twilight movies or anything ridiculous like that. And guys will totally want to drag their gf's to JW on Valentines Day just to listen to them bitch about how they don't understand what's going on.
Grayson Butler
>you underestimate the power of women and valentine's day
I wouldn't underestimate it if it were being advertised or discussed at fucking all.
Ian Nguyen
what do we call keanu kino? keano? kinu?
Brayden Murphy
The virgin loser demographic will all go see John Wick by themselves on Valentine's Day to forget their loneliness. That might be enough to save it.
Michael Brooks
>tfw I will see JW with the gf on valentine's day because she wants to see it too
You're all beneath me
Gavin Allen
>Are you fucking retarded
someone get this pleb a recording of FMJ, stat
Zachary Brooks
critic reviews mean nothing
half the time they don't even watch the movies they review
Leo Sanders
Just got back from it, pretty much John Wick 2 electric boogaloo which is not a bad thing, lots of double tap headshots, lots of reloading, lots of picking up other people's guns and plenty of hand to hand, and if you were worried about Ruby Rose and GURL POWER Keanu pretty much slams her around like a small child before he stabs her in the chest to bleed out and die
As for the ending John kills the big bad inside the Continental causing all his privileges to be revoked and rendered persona non grata, Ian McShane gives him an hour headstart before putting out a contract for his death, John running through the city as cellphones go off around him
Tyler Torres
Not sure if I wanna see this or Lego Batman this weekend.
Josiah Brooks
youtube.com
cant wait
Luke Torres
>7.5
>bad
it's in the top 25% of all movies. people need to realize that 5/10 is average, not 7/10.