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united ireland edition

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love girlses faces they are so cute

ever think about how weird most animals looks?
I mean they only don't look like little aliens because we're used to them.

hot take

BARACK OBAMA WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT

want an italian gf

French girl mutilated by rats in night attack at home bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41198770

Ah yes, another lonely friday night spent online.
Wish I had a girlfriend to share nice times with lads. Will never have it in my life. :(

How do I format an email to a business asking if there is any work available lads? I'm thinking of starting with 'To whom it may concern' but that sounds quite poncey. This is a PC repair shop.

love boys bums they are so cute

In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more.

Benders out now.

>AH YEAH ANOTHA LOWNELY FROIDAY NOIGHT SPENT ONLOINE
>WEESH OI HED A GOILFREND TA SHEYA NOICE TOIMES WITH LEDS. WILL NEVA HAVE IT IN MOI LOIFE

think that friendless bender gets tired of getting no replies to his boring blogposts? starting to realise why he has no friends irl. annoying, persistent, boring, bent and lacking any self-awareness. not the best combo obviously.

>Will never have it in my life
And why is that

you know what to do

weak little men

oh give me a home
where theres no fecking yanks

Can't believe people actually watch shite like strictly come dancing

Because low self confidence & I look ugly.
Yeah, go to a hooker.

youtube.com/watch?v=21gVx5-uJOI

>wow another photo of his tasteless and cringey fashion sense. amazing!
>wow another photo of his shoes. amazing!
>wow another photo of a generic london alley way and/or building. amazing!
>wow another photo of his prepubescent pube beard, awful haircut and boneless cheeks. amazing!
Starting to notice a link between being a bit of a boring pleb and seeking validation on Sup Forums.

Find out who runs the shop/ hr department fella. If its addressed to a person they will read it. If its addressed to whom it may concern then the whom is always someone else

wow robot wars man and scrapheap challenge man sugoi~

>Young offenders from ethnic minorities will become "the next generation" of criminals unless the justice system is reformed, says MP David Lammy.

They already are the fucking next generation of criminals, you fucking ape.

shantytown of england, brit

ah yes, the Northern Powerhouse

im a celt

post it
you know the one

looks like they're about to be redeveloped

*sees bucks and starts frantically squealing in terror, clawing at the walls and splattering them with piss and shit*

Hi, I'm Oscar - you might think you know me, but you have no idea! Welcome to my crib - the good life, the way the other half lives! Check it out, I got my 60-inch high-def plasma TV with six-speaker surround, CD, DVD, Playstation and an eight-track for one of those days when you're feeling just a little weeka-weeka-weeka OLD SCHOOL, ha ha ha! Coz even a superstar Mac-daddy fish like me has to have the basic necessities!

quiet down or we'll fly over a giant flask of boiling water and use it to melt your igloo you mongolian vampire

Got a radical idea here so bear with me:

dont
commit
crime

a lot to take in but desperate times call for desperate measures.

hope theyre going to the pub

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Lads how do you identify magic mushrooms??

cant say ive ever seen any these recently desu, aside from those god awful work boots earlier

'no'

shark tale was kino

he posts them every day

eat a big handful of them, you will find out soon enough

been doing this for ages and it totally works

kc tyre

you've never gone mushroom picking?
just print out some pics from online and a list of characteristics to guess

>you fucking ape.
heheh, it's funny cos it's true

just eat every mushroom you find until you get high

what should I do tonight?

just eat every mushroom you find until you get high

No because they all look similar

Oscar: Don't... swallow!

Lenny: Oscar?

Oscar: No, it's Pinocchio - of course it's me! Why did you do that?

Lenny: Oh, I'm sorry...

Oscar: No, "sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the theatre! Yeah, that's "sorry"! "Sorry" is when you ask somebody "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's just fat! No, this is as far away from "sorry" as you can possibly get!

Lenny: Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke...

Oscar: Oh, no no no no... Lenny, just open up, nice and slow!

Back from t'gym lads, whipping up a massive katsu curry for lunch then gotta head to Shoreditch (smdh)

youtube.com/watch?v=3dIQZWMibSc

this song makes me want to drop kick me nan down the stairs

business idea: bury booze and drugs on festival sites before the festival begins

>unable to form a coherent reply
>posting homosexual porn

ahh the finn

explain curry

you stole that from a social media post

Liberty caps are like little brown umbrellas nipple on top.

Psylocybin is ironically one of the harder mushrooms to mistake for something nasty

ah fair enough haha, ive never seen anyone aside from phimo and poley post their face / hair recently

is ask jeeves broken?

thats the worst 'music' i have ever heard

Yeah, but they should be allowed to commit crime and then be treated under special circumstances otherwise it's racist.

Currently veggie, trying to go vegan but it's fucking hard. Believe it or not I'm not a lefty poofter I just love animals.

I'm starving and I have a date with this girl this weekend, not looking for anything serious, I reckon there's a 50/50 chance of smashing but hopefully it'll be a one night thing, I just hope I don't feel drained because of my diet

phimo has never posted his face

not really
they look pretty unique and spindly

>non-whites are ug-

If you get some microwave them asap.
kills the tiny flies eggs so you don't get maggots in a brew

so you're just a poofter then

so do the people who take them

ly

Japanese style curry....is peng

looks like the shit i took last night

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see a doctor

tfw my house is bigger than half of england

No guts, no glory

bought a can of this. 1 sip in and im already regretting it.

turns out black people make shit drinks.

But you have to live in Australia lmao

fake niga

LOOK OUT FLORIDA

chuck it.

meet the father and daughter who used to be mother and son

no gods no masters

>wanting to live in cramped packed together houses like sardines
Never got this

TRIGGERED

2nd highest hdi in the world baby
can you say the same

can i rape your nan lad?

who else ahs no friends and so isn't going out tonight altho i just spammed watsapp begging in every gorup for someone to have a drink wtih me so i'm not drinking alone every friday of this year haha im so lame haha so uncool no friends and 28 years old haha maybe already drinking shh

whats HDI based on?

been waiting for the amazon man all day
now Im going to go in the shower and I just KNOW he will come whilst im in

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HELLO YOU CUNT

>living beside a tectonic rift
>venomous prehistoric creatures
>no proper Christmas

that's nice....it's also a physical and cultural desert ;^)

just a few more hours of toil before my 2 days of freedom

Wrong, this is a picture of harvey

they both look like women now . would fuck

Her: Come over
Me: I can't, I'm freeing all of Ireland from the yoke of British oppression
Her: My parents aren't home
Me:

Do you really not know or are you being an edge?