Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Also, why do White people do this stuff?

he was just having a laugh

Tom Hanks

Seems like a Franco kinda thing.

>why do White people do this stuff?

he had schizophrenia dude lmao

Why don't black people ever do cool stuff like this

Epic #bantz

After The Revenant, there is no other choice.

>Pilipa
>"white"

But more to your point, he did it because he's literally, clinically retarded.

>anti white race bait one liner

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would be a good movie if they wrote it as a schizophrenic episode instead of a heartwarming tale

>Quits at the very north end of Argentina

Pussy

I told him to walk to south america barefoot and he did, the absolute madman

Was getting caught part of his master plan?

it's going to be brad pitts comeback just you wait

>5 years a vagabond
>that's the best beard he could grow
He should be played by some low test faggot like Michael Cera.

Hi this is Ryan Dunn

*heavy sigh*

I'm going to walk across 2 continents. Fuck man.

*Quick cut*

Hi I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is The Missing Man

Spoke to a schizo on /r9k/ awhile ago. He was quite lucid, and described his typical descent into delusions, which usually involved a "guide" appearing to him with instructions about his special role in a "spiritual divine plan" that he was to undertake.

When he listens to and follows these guides, he usually ends up in alot of trouble some months later, completely losing his mind. He had a blog where he updated a period of time off his schizo pills where he listened to a guide and followed the "spiritual path." Really interesting.

Man, I'm glad I only see bird signs

I legit see Shia playing him and making it seem like it's a spiritual journey with him reaching nirvana

The best Sup Forums schizo I know is Hans, if you know him, he's a very interesting guy. Some people might still remember him.

White People movies thread?

how did the lady know who he was?

An episode he described to me involved a "guide" telling him he was a chosen agent of God, and could make any request he wanted. He said "Okay, I'd like a really nice house." The guide led him to the gates of a mansion in a wealthy area of whatever Commiefornia city he lived in. He said "Okay, the gate is locked. What now." The guide told him "The key is in the mailbox." He looked in the mailbox, and the key was there. The mansion was currently vacant, and he lived there for some days before the police arrived.

>be white
>die

damn...

His before pic kinda looks like young Brendan Fraser...

The real question is how did he get through multiple borders?

well to start off he was white, so that a helper

It's fake news. Don't think too hard about it, senpai

Thats what i thought

Well maybe there's something to it then

I'm wondering the same. I know some countries he must have gone through are shitholes that don't give a damn/can't control their borders anyway, but still

Ryan Du- oh wait

And his after pic looks like future Brendan Fraser.

doesn't add up

if I am a Brazilian officer and i see a white dude in dirty clothes , why would i link him to an obscure lost Canadian from 2012?

TRIPS MAKE IT TRUE

STORY CONFIRMED FAKE

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Why wouldn't you link him to an obscure lost Canadian from 2012?

My sister is a schizo. She caused two really bad scenes years ago. She's on pills now and she keeps her cool but it feels like her soul has left.

There can be only one, a man who has been through a more miserable journey than a barefoot walk to the Amazon.

Everyone dies user. You either die safe in the home never having done anything or
Into the wild

because i'm busy and he has no cash

Careful she doesn't get off the pill. She might end up killing your parents and you.

Sick of living with american niggers

I used to talk to him on unichan and catiechan like back in 2010. That dude is crazy. I remember the day he shot as cops on his roof with a bb gun.

Yeah, i'm afraid that happens too. She's 26 and lives with my parents.

The first scene was her attacking my mom and the police came. The second scene she ran away from home (like literally sprinted the fuck out in the most random time at night) but luckily my other sister was home and chased her.

Why is it always some "God" delusion? Man, these schizos are grandiose as fuck. Are there no small delusions?

go big or go home

What was his endgame?

I only have a goat head which says "Kill fifteen" or "How do you fight?" once in a while.
I wish my schizo-spirit gave me mansion keys.

Cas schizo niggas just rape bitches and cut themselves

He was hiding from weapons charges iirc.

The dysfunctional thing a white person can do is accidentally walk across two continents without any identification or supplies

How do these voices work? Do you actually physically hear these voices or do you just imagine these voices in your head

Kill Fifteen - A Schizo Psychological thriller

COMING SOON TO THEATERS

>without any form of identification

God damn i hate modern governments

Why do penguins do this stuff?

>walked across the Panama Canal
sheeeit

I think people only guard against people heading north. True of US and Mexico, maybe he had identifiation across the canada border?

>appears 5 years later and 10000 km away without a passport
Sonuvabitch timetraveled and teleported. That's something only white people can do.

how did they identify him then?

>Do you actually physically hear these voices
Nah, mine aren't audio - They feel just like thoughts, but they come from "outside".
When you think something, it feels direct, right? Well, these "thoughts" come from nowhere, and you don't understand it before you've heard the whole thing (as if someone was talking to you).
I get audible screams and angry shouting if I get really absorbed with drawing or something else artistic. They sound extremely threatening, but it doesn't scare me because I know it's in my head. Sort of thrilling, actually. Like watching a slightly spooky movie.

Nah, no worries. It doesn't even sound like a command. It's just loose words without context.

>He fled the country in 2012 before he was due to appear in court.

>And despite his incredible journey, he will still have to answer those charges. After he arrived back in Toronto on Monday he was arrested before being released on bail.

Gutted!

outcasts.

US should a build a wall facing Canada as well

Both

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>but they come from "outside".
What do you mean by this? You have to realize that everything that is being told to you is your creation. You just don't know that.
There is nobody talking to you and telling you what to do. It's you. You just can't control it.

good idea.

>Walks across Death Valley
I'm sure he probably walked the coastline

because they want "try to find themselves" or some bullshit because they saw it on a film and found it """""inspiring""""""

Would the wall have saved him?

>across two continents
lol wat?

colonizer genes kicked in

I know that it isn't, I'm just trying to explain what it feels like.
I hear a thought, without understanding the content, before I play it back and analyze it - Like spoken sentences from someone else.

he is lying, he is a leaf all they do is lie and troll

Life is so easy for them that they have to look for trouble.

>been missing since 2011

Alright then. I don't understand how people give into these "voices" and do what they say.

I myself am not a schizo and I can't truly understand but I think those who lose to these voices that themselves create are weak minded individuals.

South America was his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.

You will learn how to fight after your 15th reincarnation. The goat was your last life, you big pussy.

>goes back when entering argentina
oh cmon is not THAT bad here
also
>2 continents

Jungle niggers are no better, Jose

Infection of a bacteria that was released due to global climate change, or they have a fish on a piece of string.

Or the third option of he's a cuck.

That's a big deal to me. I'm black and if I try to walk 5 miles without identification, the cops are likely to throw my ass in jail

>I think those who lose to these voices that themselves create are weak minded individuals
I don't think that's necessarily true, user
My voices aren't threatening, and beyond voices I don't really experience anything particular (apart from one time when I got extremely drunk, became paralyzed and had crazy visions), but people with heavy schizophrenia I think it manifests very differently.
Have you ever had a dream you awaken from, puzzled because something completely fucked up made complete sense in the dream?
Like, it doesn't make sense in the dream because of the context - it just IS right.

You can dream that putting ice cream in the stove to heat up your apartment is a reasonable thing to do, and wake up and think "Wtf, why am I retarded in my dreams?".
I imagine that's how it is for really schizo people, only they're awake while it happens. Something in their brain just connects with the wrong synapses, which contorts the logical response.

He couldn't fathom a place that was blacker than Brazil

No, not really. Of course I do stupid shit in my dreams and a lot of things doesn't make sense but as soon as I wake up, I don't care for it anymore.
I move on with my day because it was a dream that I created. It has no true meaning.

Other than that, I somewhat agree with your last statement. Yeah, there probably is a twist of plugs in the brain.

>that year he was walking on the opposite direction
LOL

North and South America.

>Also, why do White people do this stuff?

Same reason we were the ones who mapped and rediscovered the entire globe?

>I move on with my day because it was a dream that I created. It has no true meaning.
Yes, but what if you experience such illogical reasoning while you're awake?
I think that's what happen to some of them, and it doesn't mean they have weak minds.

I've been having conversations with myself for the past 12 years or so. sometimes the conversation or topic goes on for months with myself. one time my wife found out that i was talking to myself. she didn't say anything about it then but she asked me about it since she felt weirded out.

>Yes, but what if you experience such illogical reasoning while you're awake?
Again, I can't truly understand it because I'm not a schizo. It's only something that schizos can truly understand. Looking at it from the sidelines make no sense.
>and it doesn't mean they have weak minds.
Yeah, I take that back. For example, if medicated schizos were given sugar pills instead of their regular pills their schiz would probably skyrocket, so it isn't a matter of mentality.

North, Central, and South America you buffoon.

Are you self aware of these conversations you have with yourself? Do you consciously create the words in the conversation?

I talk to myself to sometimes in my head and with actual words but I don't have a conversation with myself as if I'm trying to be two people.

Id throw your ass in jail too, nigger

A nice pretend ontopic thread being babysat because it doesn't push against the alt-left narrative?
nice Sup Forums

yes i'm aware. i used to talk to myself in my head as well but there came a time when i just suddenly blurted it out the topic that we're talking about. from then on i started talking to myself

>walking barefoot through the South of Mexico, Honduras, Guatemala, Colombia and Venezuela
>still alive

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