Chicago Police Scanner Thread #2

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tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
youarelistening.to/chicago (Feed + Ambient Music)

>Nig on Nig action
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
>check yo keys

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Zone-10 (local user's beat)
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1

donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
cpdmemorial.org/

Current Time in Chicago: 10:09 PM

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
google.com/maps/search/2258 west chicago ave/@38.5079241,-76.6585977,15z/data=!3m1!4b1
google.com/maps/place/Jackson & Oakley/@41.8776421,-87.6863203,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x880e2d426afbc3b3:0x1af4e4952fd24c8b!8m2!3d41.8776381!4d-87.6841316
youtube.com/watch?v=9vUkMdj2fZ8
naturalreaders.com/index.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>WATCH YOUR KEYS

>Jigaboo Central Time

>please clap

>fags boyfriend beating him up

>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided

>actives shoter

>gang mob of ten people fighting in apartment

>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

>30 males fighting in the street no weapons

>SHOTS FIRED Driver female, wearing a helmet, unknown race.

>SHOTS FIRED...Two black males

>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

>Trash can fires

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

>six shots in the air it's nothing

>MISSING 50 y/o female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...

>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

>COMMERCIAL ALARM

>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

>Domestic Battery

>WATCH THOSE KEYS ROBERT. WE GOT AN OPEN KEY IN ZONE 3.

>Check your partner's keys! :3

>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED

>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car

>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
What a goddamn city.

7-11 ROBERT

Chicago PD is the American equivalent of the Nights Watch.

Robert has been busy tonight.

youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4

Evening everyone

>nog screaming in background

First for U-Haul

Is Robert Kek?

second for dem keys

Check yo keys Robert

7-11 ROBERT
>7-11 ROBERT
7-11 ROBERT
>7-11 ROBERT

ceyull phonee

>muffled noises sounding like screaming
>you need some help out their?
>yeah I'm fine

Shit I thought he dieded their for a second

Xth for black male in a white t-shirt

oh satan

google.com/maps/search/2258 west chicago ave/@38.5079241,-76.6585977,15z/data=!3m1!4b1

How's that bingo board coming along?

Curious: are you able to tell what these people are saying all the time or only some of it?

look at your fucking digits, mate!

Another UHAUL? There was one previous tonight, like 20min ago.
Has to be one of Keks minions on this earth, the guy is unstoppable.

The night is dark and full of niggers

Updates nigger

ROBERT AT 7/11

thought i was the only one who couldnt tell what some of them were saying

holy shit, son

I understand most, some of the cops talk really quietly

STEPH CURRY ABOUT TO SHOOT SOME NIGGAS

STEPHEN CURRY

...

Pretty much all of it.

And Missing Person report, 5' 5" 150 lb. female, first timer in the running club, later texted friend she just quit the race

GOT A MALE BLACK TALL BALD
OAKLEY AND JACKSON

google.com/maps/place/Jackson & Oakley/@41.8776421,-87.6863203,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x880e2d426afbc3b3:0x1af4e4952fd24c8b!8m2!3d41.8776381!4d-87.6841316

kek blesses a happening at 7-11

SHOTS FIRED

You live in the city with one of the most decorated NBA teams of all time and you run around with a Curry jersey on like a bandsagon bitch? I hope that asshole gets killed.

by god...
kek wills it, Robert will have a good night

10-12 SHOTS FIRED

Mercy Hospital?
Is Chicago Left4Dead?

10-12 shots fired

>10 to 20 shots heard

is it happening?

>711

It's all gone down hill...

SHOTS FIRED IN LANGLEY

>40th street
>shots fired
>i repeat, shots fired

HERE WE GO LADS

I'm thinking we also make a drinking game off this. I got some tastey whipped cream vodka and coke to drink.

>whites helping in black crime

No, I mean like literally a cucking in progress as in someone's Girlfriend phone was answered by a dude and hung up or something

Is there anyway to have the police scanner output to text?

SPIC BEGGING FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A 40

Just wednesday night, user. Relax.

kek drinking a 40 oz.

AHHAAHAH beggingf for money drinking a 40 ounce and she breaks out laughing

the black walkers

Hispanic panhandler drinking a 40

DRINKIN DAT FORTAY

NEED MOAR MONEY FOR DEM FORTAYS

scratchy

Go to google street view and look up some of these locations, crazy. I've seen nicer shit in cracktown jamaica.

you realize in Canada an active shooting would be highly unusual right?

Not yet. Wait for it.

Kek.

>ALL THOSE SHOTS BEIGN FIRED

GIBZ ME DAT MONAY

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=9vUkMdj2fZ8

speech-to-text app and route the audio back into the app?

Not even a Finn or Russian could survive that much alcohol.

Drink for

Shots fired
Black male
Red clothes

Finish drink:
Uhaul
Homicide

Oh, makes sense. I'd call the cops and tell them to bring the body box if that happened.

Update

Not in Surrey m8

>while domesticating

I'd like to meet the speech-to-text app that can handle this fucking scanner.

That's what I was thinking, but I can barely make out what they're hearing myself, an app probably won't be able to decipher the audio

How are they all drunk right now with work in the morning?

i wish there was a way i could listen to threads instead of read them

>while they were domesticating

You learn something new every day.

>Charlie

screen readers bruh

>79244190

huh. guess I just live in a sheltered area then

feels good not being poor

>nigs
>work
Welcome to America, you must be new here.

Robert needs to be the free square in the middle, m8.

Not unless its winnipeg

>Implying they work other than standing on the welfare line

woops

meant to reply to

naturalreaders.com/index.html

The craziest shit about Chicago vs other city scanners is the complete boredom in their voices, even when talking about a dozen gunshots heard.

This city is out of control.

...

They ARE at work.

Drugs might sell them selves, but somebody has to physically hand them over.

Got a scanner and I am close to Chicago, anyone know what zone we are listening to? or is it the collective zones combined? i wouldnt mind connecting all of them together

>mfw driving earlier and saw a sign for a place called Roberts
I started cackling like an idiot for a minute there.

holy shit

I'm dt Toronto. One night I heard shots, looked downstairs and saw a dude running and then jumping into a car that pulled up.

They happen fairly often

audio out to low-pass filter to speech-to-text app then?

tfw you realize you're enabling them by paying into the welfare state.

>work

I shiggely-diggely

It is city-wide net. Collected zones.

Yeah, and there can be multiple spaces for shots fired.

Shots fired with no description, shots fired with description, shots fired with guy in red panties, etc.

What is Robert and check yo keys

Easy way to make a hard living

yep browsers are setup to do this already.

>ugh another call shots fired

Another shots fired, possible shootout

1500 Trumbull multiple shots fired

Lol two multiple gunshot calls at two separate locations within 5 minutes.

German and Irish, I also had asthma as a kid. The albuterol shit for my nebulizer was medical grade vodka and albuterol. I will try my damnedest genosse.

Nah, white shirt. Those are more common.

The trick to making the game fun, get some regular coke or a chaser in a second glass.

Have two columns, one column is drink chaser the other is drink booze.
If too many points for one happens in an alotted time period, you switch to the other column.

EG white shirts and shots fired x5 in 10 minutes you switch to drink booze. Uhaul, whatever, too fast and you switch to chaser to prevent alcohol poisoning.

yeah but no one's going to give you shit for dealing drugs with a hangover m80