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News
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk, Rose Namajunas argue over mental health: 'You are broken already'
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16550542/joanna-jedrzejczyk-rose-namajunas-argue-over-mental-health-you-are-broken-already

>Eye injury knocks Bethe Correia out of January bout
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16544978/eye-injury-knocks-bethe-correia-out-of-january-bout

>Michael Bisping being sued for allegedly choking teenager at a gym
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16545736/michael-bisping-being-sued-for-allegedly-choking-teenager-at-a-gym

>UFC 217 media conference call audio
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16547294/ufc-217-media-conference-call-audio

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>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks

Truly the GOAT of our generation

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Bless faggots

slow night on heem

It's 4AM, you retard.

i've been spending my night shifts on heem for years. slow nights are pretty rare unless there's a UFC drought

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Fellas today I almost got heemed with a high kick when i was sparring with a girl
Should i just end it?

all the spergs are asleep except for u and me

did she smell nice

>UFC Disputed Interim Middleweight Champion

You dropped some words, buddeh.

this is what happens every time I play ufc 2 online

wanna heem eachother?

Hardly anyone knows how to low block properly, just spam right straight and left body kick combos my man.

She probably smelled like sweat just like the rest of us

if this was a webm with rena people would be calling it a work.

It's like no one has been hit in the liver before

a lot of fighters fall like this. are knee injuries common because of it?

even if you get heemed you can always say you got distracted by her cute feet
or that all your blood rushed into a specific part of your body wink wink

Head Kicks are pretty powerful. Thats pretty much the only way light women will knock anyone out. They'll probably be saying she's knocking guys out.

yes, very common boxing knee injury

Next time you spar, go full Dillashaw and beat the shit out of her.

I’m actually sort of studying Dillasnek right now since I want to emulate his style and footwork. I got the high kick cause I carelessly leaned towards it like DC did against Jones

Knee her in the back of her head so she can never fight again?

Is conduit a meme fighter

This
The weak should fear the strong
Also try sneaking in some knees to the spine too, hopefully you can paralyze her

That was the joke, yes.

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i should really get started on the next heeminders

There was no TUF this week right?

nah, baseball cancelled it

UFC must have been worried about losing out on their millions and millions of TUF viewers to baseball ey

Said Joanna was a real bitch before it was cool, before tuf

Lads, lads, look who I found. He says he's sorry and he'll never do it again

any heemers that watched tuf and remember a lad named Vlado Sikic?
my fellow bosnian croat , he's apparently fighting paddy the god

any thoughts on him?

>Hahaha you're already mentally broken from when your dad was fisting your arsehole as a child. You're going to cry yourself to sleep after I beat you, in the same way you used to do after you were used as a jizz receptacle. Enjoy your ptsd lmao

What did she mean by this?

hey guys /hoc/ here
can u make me heem sleepy? i was supposed to be in bed an hour ago

Can't you just watch a game of hockey?

It works for most people.

oh snap

Paddy pulled out because of a concussion he got in training. Sikic hasn't fought in a while too, think he was scheduled to fight Norman Parke a while a go but that got canceled too.

JJ opened Rose's head, climbed inside, and made herself a nice cozy home complete with garden, greenhouse, a dog and a volvo

I have JJ by TKO due to Rose quitting somewhere after the 2nd

damn, would have been a great fight
have not heard much about him but remember the news of him dropping out of tuf
>fight Norman Parke a while a go but that got canceled too
he says he had shoulder problems and the fight had to be canceled
listened to a few of his interviews, dude seems cocky and selfconfident enough to actually make it
hope he gets to the ufc
thanks for the input mr. bong

Chris Wideman is running for Congress next year. I hope everyone in NY votes for him.

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WE

Dan hardy breakdown of machida vs Brunson
youtu.be/txF-CaT4S4A

Shit I'm trying to do the same. I'm actually finding more success emulating Dom Cruz's footwork drills. In order to fight like dillishaw you need to be able to fight with both stances equally well

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Based King buddeh.

BMN4life
#represent #209life

Based babushka.

Gollum tier trolling. I love it.

You preparing your dipping station?

>Only one Canadian on heem.
Nice one!
Have a burger on me buddeh.

>tfw you drop your Reminder.
How embarrassing.

favourite heavyweight fighter?

he didn't get finished by it and he was falling to the ground and pulling guard all fight, it actually was partially a work on his part trying to bait Burgos.

Always a tough call.
I think Brock had a great run.
Fedor obviously had a good run but I was never a big fan.

I really like Heath Herring for whatever reason. And I've recently been hype for Shawn Jordan because he's a crazy athletic fatty guy.

Also Reem is my boy, sleepy steepy tapped god damn it! But I always loved watching him in K1 a lot and loved his superkneereem run there so he's always a go to.

Would you rather watch the ufc card this weekend or aj vs takam

>Colby is fighting.
I'm not watching snoozehands over that.

>tfw when remembering late 2015 when /heem/ was speculating about how much of a turbo chad Sage was going to be
>turned out to be a borderline autistic Jesus warrior with no internet access who permanently looks like he's one loss away from a mass shooting
haha that's funny

>stipe tapped
the infamous "i felt the hoover tap" tap
kek

What kind of dip options do I have with my burger?

ok sir, you're allowed to have a opinion sir
>proceeds to fuck your bitch and memeflips into your face

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>Dipping a burger.
I don't understand your obsession with dipping dipanon but maybe you should dip down to a shrink and get them to take a dip of that crazy old mayonnaise brain of yours.
You dip me?

I wasn't really being serious, but stipe is a whiner about "muh emone" so wgaf.

>about to become the best heavyweight ufc has ever had
>his boy run trough the octagon like a lil bitch from him
>some randome canadian immigrant calls him a whiner

pathetic

Portion me a gooby.

>Actually seething
I mean a whole 3 wins in a row is impressive but HW is also the most dead division in the ufc so it's more of a roundtable of concussions instead of a proper division. Mark Hunt is top 10 and he's ancient (46) and possibly retarded.

Reem running was funny though. I always laugh at that.
Gus and Conor are no exception either.

>Your boy is actually the immigrant.
>I'm not.
Well this is awkward.

UFC 216 now estimated to have done 200k+ buys.

How old is everybody here?

19 here.

25 my guy. It’s a beast for sure. Had a heem account for over 3 years now.

at the end of the day the only thing we both know will happen is
that after styp mayocheck proceeds to heem his next opponent and becomes the GOAT
ill remember your shitty post and laugh @u
and you'll remember me and picture me laughing at you and pointing my finger
>image planted in your mind

I'll take anyone here to a controversial split decision that fans will debate the outcome of for several years. You may or may not stand a chance against me.

is tony , dare i say it... /ourguy/?

>These children on my heem.
Could literally tear your arms off like an orangutan.

Bet you don't even have a bbj black belt you fucking losers.

Whatever helps you sleep at night my man.

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WHEN YOU TRY SO HARD AND YOU DONT SUCCEEEEEEEEEDDDD

what did he mean by this

he's really fucked up isnt he

Who is your favorite WOMAN mma fighter?

requesting the reaction image of Tyron and Sage laughing. God tier image desu

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I doubt he even knows himself anymore
CTE has rendered his thought process into a foggy soup of emotion and confusion
I expect he will be forgetting his kids names and soiling himself within the next 10 years

it's sad watching him deteriorate in real time over social media. remember when he posted this video of his fat son bullying his daughter? and hunts just there laughing in the background.

sad shit.

i dont really have many heem memes saved unfortunately

for sure tony posts here

Who's miesha with?

I love that it's the zuffa lightning

what's your favourite Michael "The Count" Bisping moment?

All you peeps that post miesha snapchats are my true friends.

Dilly Dilly.

Damn thats impressive. Not sure why youre quoting that lame Coldplay song.

When he got submitted by GSP in MSG

I honestly think Andrade should be on standby to jump in and get another go because I don't see Rose showing up

>I don't see Rose showing up

is masviudal a meme fighter

Even if she does show up and even if she magically somehow wins, she would make a shit champion. JJ was right about that.

She knows she's gonna get car crashed by Joanna, she has the countenance of a beaten fighter.

Hey guys I need your help! I was at the gym and some MMA clown tried to choke me out. I didn't get a pic of his face so I drew it from memory. Anyone recognize him?

Its from the Australian version of The Bachelorette. She told that dingus in the suit that her head wants him but her heart is with someone else, a guy worth 500 million due to owning a bunch of pubs or something

lol the only reason horse face started fighting was because of how ugly she is (she has admitted this herself), no one she fights even tries to bash her >because god already did oh and >congratulations on winning the kentucky derby who is your favorite bantamweight?

Ironic really

That moment when he triggers all the chubsters when his pic gets associated with the word 'GOAT'

>Ever telling a woman how much you're worth

why do people do that

>countenance
lol good word italy