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>UFC Middleweight Champion >Mansion in California >Loyal wife >Beautiful children >Most wins in the UFC >Acting career and has been on Conan >Great Podcast >Main Eventing the MSG card >Millionaire >Saves lives >Chokes out punks
Truly the GOAT of our generation
Alexander Thomas
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John Davis
Bless faggots
Caleb Brown
slow night on heem
Liam Myers
It's 4AM, you retard.
Michael Stewart
i've been spending my night shifts on heem for years. slow nights are pretty rare unless there's a UFC drought
Xavier Williams
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Levi Phillips
Fellas today I almost got heemed with a high kick when i was sparring with a girl Should i just end it?
John Williams
all the spergs are asleep except for u and me
Easton Evans
did she smell nice
Wyatt Wright
>UFC Disputed Interim Middleweight Champion
You dropped some words, buddeh.
John Smith
this is what happens every time I play ufc 2 online
Evan Brown
wanna heem eachother?
Gabriel Nguyen
Hardly anyone knows how to low block properly, just spam right straight and left body kick combos my man.
Andrew Evans
She probably smelled like sweat just like the rest of us
Levi Gonzalez
if this was a webm with rena people would be calling it a work.
It's like no one has been hit in the liver before
Grayson Baker
a lot of fighters fall like this. are knee injuries common because of it?
Tyler Richardson
even if you get heemed you can always say you got distracted by her cute feet or that all your blood rushed into a specific part of your body wink wink
Jace Ortiz
Head Kicks are pretty powerful. Thats pretty much the only way light women will knock anyone out. They'll probably be saying she's knocking guys out.
Jose Campbell
yes, very common boxing knee injury
Joseph Scott
Next time you spar, go full Dillashaw and beat the shit out of her.
Asher Sullivan
I’m actually sort of studying Dillasnek right now since I want to emulate his style and footwork. I got the high kick cause I carelessly leaned towards it like DC did against Jones
Kayden Sanchez
Knee her in the back of her head so she can never fight again?
Gabriel Cox
Is conduit a meme fighter
Adam Garcia
This The weak should fear the strong Also try sneaking in some knees to the spine too, hopefully you can paralyze her
Anthony Myers
That was the joke, yes.
Tyler Ward
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Caleb Jackson
i should really get started on the next heeminders
Alexander Robinson
There was no TUF this week right?
Eli Thompson
nah, baseball cancelled it
Caleb Barnes
UFC must have been worried about losing out on their millions and millions of TUF viewers to baseball ey
Justin Reyes
Said Joanna was a real bitch before it was cool, before tuf
Ethan Cook
Lads, lads, look who I found. He says he's sorry and he'll never do it again
Daniel Lewis
any heemers that watched tuf and remember a lad named Vlado Sikic? my fellow bosnian croat , he's apparently fighting paddy the god
any thoughts on him?
Landon Brooks
>Hahaha you're already mentally broken from when your dad was fisting your arsehole as a child. You're going to cry yourself to sleep after I beat you, in the same way you used to do after you were used as a jizz receptacle. Enjoy your ptsd lmao
What did she mean by this?
Matthew Howard
hey guys /hoc/ here can u make me heem sleepy? i was supposed to be in bed an hour ago
Xavier Bailey
Can't you just watch a game of hockey?
It works for most people.
Brayden Campbell
oh snap
Evan Bailey
Paddy pulled out because of a concussion he got in training. Sikic hasn't fought in a while too, think he was scheduled to fight Norman Parke a while a go but that got canceled too.
Benjamin Watson
JJ opened Rose's head, climbed inside, and made herself a nice cozy home complete with garden, greenhouse, a dog and a volvo
I have JJ by TKO due to Rose quitting somewhere after the 2nd
Jackson Hernandez
damn, would have been a great fight have not heard much about him but remember the news of him dropping out of tuf >fight Norman Parke a while a go but that got canceled too he says he had shoulder problems and the fight had to be canceled listened to a few of his interviews, dude seems cocky and selfconfident enough to actually make it hope he gets to the ufc thanks for the input mr. bong
Jose Diaz
Chris Wideman is running for Congress next year. I hope everyone in NY votes for him.
Shit I'm trying to do the same. I'm actually finding more success emulating Dom Cruz's footwork drills. In order to fight like dillishaw you need to be able to fight with both stances equally well
Jackson Peterson
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Wyatt Johnson
Based King buddeh.
BMN4life #represent #209life
Based babushka.
Gollum tier trolling. I love it.
Easton Ramirez
You preparing your dipping station?
Jonathan Sanchez
>Only one Canadian on heem. Nice one! Have a burger on me buddeh.
Jackson Bennett
>tfw you drop your Reminder. How embarrassing.
James Hill
favourite heavyweight fighter?
Aiden Scott
he didn't get finished by it and he was falling to the ground and pulling guard all fight, it actually was partially a work on his part trying to bait Burgos.
Sebastian Morales
Always a tough call. I think Brock had a great run. Fedor obviously had a good run but I was never a big fan.
I really like Heath Herring for whatever reason. And I've recently been hype for Shawn Jordan because he's a crazy athletic fatty guy.
Also Reem is my boy, sleepy steepy tapped god damn it! But I always loved watching him in K1 a lot and loved his superkneereem run there so he's always a go to.
Jaxson Collins
Would you rather watch the ufc card this weekend or aj vs takam
Luke Long
>Colby is fighting. I'm not watching snoozehands over that.
Daniel Parker
>tfw when remembering late 2015 when /heem/ was speculating about how much of a turbo chad Sage was going to be >turned out to be a borderline autistic Jesus warrior with no internet access who permanently looks like he's one loss away from a mass shooting haha that's funny
Gabriel Bennett
>stipe tapped the infamous "i felt the hoover tap" tap kek
David Morgan
What kind of dip options do I have with my burger?
Ian Sullivan
ok sir, you're allowed to have a opinion sir >proceeds to fuck your bitch and memeflips into your face
Josiah Ross
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Tyler Cox
>Dipping a burger. I don't understand your obsession with dipping dipanon but maybe you should dip down to a shrink and get them to take a dip of that crazy old mayonnaise brain of yours. You dip me?
I wasn't really being serious, but stipe is a whiner about "muh emone" so wgaf.
Camden Thomas
>about to become the best heavyweight ufc has ever had >his boy run trough the octagon like a lil bitch from him >some randome canadian immigrant calls him a whiner
pathetic
Isaac Kelly
Portion me a gooby.
Nicholas Taylor
>Actually seething I mean a whole 3 wins in a row is impressive but HW is also the most dead division in the ufc so it's more of a roundtable of concussions instead of a proper division. Mark Hunt is top 10 and he's ancient (46) and possibly retarded.
Reem running was funny though. I always laugh at that. Gus and Conor are no exception either.
>Your boy is actually the immigrant. >I'm not. Well this is awkward.
Robert Torres
UFC 216 now estimated to have done 200k+ buys.
Ethan Powell
How old is everybody here?
19 here.
James Hernandez
25 my guy. It’s a beast for sure. Had a heem account for over 3 years now.
Isaac White
at the end of the day the only thing we both know will happen is that after styp mayocheck proceeds to heem his next opponent and becomes the GOAT ill remember your shitty post and laugh @u and you'll remember me and picture me laughing at you and pointing my finger >image planted in your mind
Andrew Kelly
I'll take anyone here to a controversial split decision that fans will debate the outcome of for several years. You may or may not stand a chance against me.
Nathan Torres
is tony , dare i say it... /ourguy/?
Brayden Hernandez
>These children on my heem. Could literally tear your arms off like an orangutan.
Bet you don't even have a bbj black belt you fucking losers.
WHEN YOU TRY SO HARD AND YOU DONT SUCCEEEEEEEEEDDDD
Jonathan Ross
what did he mean by this
he's really fucked up isnt he
Zachary King
Who is your favorite WOMAN mma fighter?
Grayson Long
requesting the reaction image of Tyron and Sage laughing. God tier image desu
Evan Flores
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Jayden Lopez
I doubt he even knows himself anymore CTE has rendered his thought process into a foggy soup of emotion and confusion I expect he will be forgetting his kids names and soiling himself within the next 10 years
Ryan Jackson
it's sad watching him deteriorate in real time over social media. remember when he posted this video of his fat son bullying his daughter? and hunts just there laughing in the background.
sad shit.
Owen Parker
i dont really have many heem memes saved unfortunately
Ryan Harris
for sure tony posts here
Andrew Bennett
Who's miesha with?
Parker Thompson
I love that it's the zuffa lightning
Jordan Baker
what's your favourite Michael "The Count" Bisping moment?
Nathan Bailey
All you peeps that post miesha snapchats are my true friends.
Dilly Dilly.
Carson Richardson
Damn thats impressive. Not sure why youre quoting that lame Coldplay song.
Jonathan Hernandez
When he got submitted by GSP in MSG
Alexander King
I honestly think Andrade should be on standby to jump in and get another go because I don't see Rose showing up
Jaxson Richardson
>I don't see Rose showing up
Jason Reyes
is masviudal a meme fighter
Jayden Thompson
Even if she does show up and even if she magically somehow wins, she would make a shit champion. JJ was right about that.
Connor Russell
She knows she's gonna get car crashed by Joanna, she has the countenance of a beaten fighter.
Henry Parker
Hey guys I need your help! I was at the gym and some MMA clown tried to choke me out. I didn't get a pic of his face so I drew it from memory. Anyone recognize him?
Owen Reyes
Its from the Australian version of The Bachelorette. She told that dingus in the suit that her head wants him but her heart is with someone else, a guy worth 500 million due to owning a bunch of pubs or something
Elijah Jones
lol the only reason horse face started fighting was because of how ugly she is (she has admitted this herself), no one she fights even tries to bash her >because god already did oh and >congratulations on winning the kentucky derby who is your favorite bantamweight?
Zachary Scott
Ironic really
Angel Gomez
That moment when he triggers all the chubsters when his pic gets associated with the word 'GOAT'