Be French

>be French
>get eaten by rats
bbc.com/news/world-europe-41198770
>French girl mutilated by rats in night attack at home

wtf France? this Poland tier

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algerians are dangerous people

>this Poland tier

delete this

>be french
>get ratatouille'd

french girls are UMA DELICIA

Seriously, wtf? Is it a common occurence? I thought France is supposed to be developed. Do you have to fight off hordes of rats every night?

>this Poland tier
???
Russia shouldn't even have the right to speak about actual civilized nations.

>Is it a common occurence?
>Do you have to fight off hordes of rats every night?
lol no
are you stupid?

t.anime chechen

natural selection at its finest

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Look at this liar.

I've seen Ratatouille, Pixar blew the whistle and now all the french rat-deniers are chiming in.

>n-no i swer sir, we don't even have rats in France! Sacre bleau!

You don't have to hide the truth, Pierre, we're here to help.

>be french
>get eaten by rats

sure thing buddy. Can't wait until they shoot vermintide 2 in Paris.

>meanwhile, in France

You mean russia tier?

Russia doesn't have man-eating rats, we are not Poland or France.

russia stronk..

Are swarms of killer rats also a problem in the UK? Is a paneuropean thing I didn't know about?

>You will never gather XP with your Frenchbros by fighting rats

>even rats can't survive in russia

Makes you think

poor girl :(

better red than rat

Rats BTFO

>this isn't even my final form

poor little girl, bein eaten alive by rats and not bein able to do anything because paraplegic

SCAVEN CONFIRMED

Yeah, people actually pay men like me to protect them from the rats. We're known as "chasseurs de rats", and our job is to make sure those vermins can't harm society. It's a tough job and I'm barely getting by; fighting man-eating rats requires advanced mastery of weaponry and I've seen many of my friends lose a limb or two, or even die in some extreme cases. Aspointed out, Ratatouille was a vain attempt to raise awareness. We're in dire need of help, but our French pride--or pretentiousness, prevents us from asking other countries for help as we try to contain this epidemic inside the country. As such, I thank you for spreading the word.

Why do they do this btw? It's so they dont drown right?
>t. A kot

Your entire job will be outsourced to a German guy with a flute.

I just hope that this time they pay him for the job.

don't lie hon hon

Reminds me of that ghost girl in The Witcher III

lmao

I photoshop the French flag at the back.

epic

more like Brazil tier

Sacre bleu...I did not know

Then again, there was that time Paris got attacked by an army of wolves

tfw my pet rat passed away of cancer only this June

I feel sad.

F

Large cat populations prevent rats to run freely.

>even rats want to kill us

I know what we have to do...

We have to SAY NO TO RACISM, RATS ARE ANIMALS, JUST LIKE US

I feel sympathy for the innocent rats who will be blamed for this.

Rodent attacks are part and parcel of living in a major city. We will not let hatred cause division of Mice and Men.

>wtf France? this Poland tier
wow rude and uncalled for

>even poles think we're a pathetic country

>Russia insults Poland comparing them to France.
>Poland then insults Brazil...
Thats is simple sad.

Stop.

I like france

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>even poles
wow rude

I thought you were like 'stop comparing us to France, please'

i didn't "insult" Brazil, when you see gore where there are no chinese people, your first thought is
>it's in Brazil

i'm not him

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N-NANI!?

Was she sleeping in room 101?

>the hero which france needs
youtube.com/watch?v=-w6mwAXA1K0

that's what I meant froggie

fucking rude

delet this and delet your life

>Fronce is literally Vermintide

>delet this and delet your life
wow rude

>paraplegic girl
Important detail here

Kek

>gore where there are no chinese people
Nice.

>damage control
This happens ALL THE TIME in France

Just to clarify.
There no attack of rats. Only attacks of 20 meters long snakes. Which are not related.

You deserve at least another for the effort

I just came up with an OC supervillain: Roi Rat, the knawing terror

>The 14-year-old paraplegic was sleeping on the ground floor when the attack happened, in a rented house in Roubaix.
No wonder she didn't run away.

That's northern France for you. Nothing but misery, alcoholism, incest, unemployment and man-eating rats. Northerners are niggers.

>Rats attack live human
Wait they normally don't do that. They don't attack live, bigger creature. The girl is paraplegic sure, but rats don't understand that. And her pulse is still there.

This might be something bigger all of us. Bigger than just a chance to laugh at baguette...

>Rats are evolving

delet

>Roubaix
>Samantha
>Trash
>Illness

Everything checks out

piece of shit film
so called comedy, made me chuckle twice
doesn't hold a candle to our comedy classics

>visit Europe
>get eaten by rats
And these people are calling Russia a shithole...

I've never seen a rat in my entire life lmfao

we need a french version of this pic

low level

That's why you are still alive, apparently. Stay safe, user.

Don't worry, they see you

>t.

I surrender, okay? Stop bullying me.

after capitulation you should add "Ratelite" in your motto

wow very third world, I'll cancel my next trip to France now

Make me think about that film where a guy live with rats and kills his mother by feeding her to his friends.
Someone for the name of the movie please ?

Hahahahahaha, damn.

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