OK Sup Forums !!!

YOU ARE PART OF A TERRORIST ORGANISATION! Please state:

- How you will put your country in economic distress
- A check list for all the things that need to be done
- The outcome of your plan

Go!

I am, user
Look at my flag

>be a NEET
>nothing
>Good Boy Points

Step 1: Hijack plane
Step 2: Crash plane with no survivors
Step 3: op is a faggot

How would you get on the plane

By getting caught.

>start fires in all major woodland forests
>start fires everywhere
>start fires in highly populated areas
>catch buildings on fire

The answer to everything is literally catch everything on fire, this causes the most distress, also forgot
>catch gas stations on fires

Fire everything

>- How you will put your country in economic distress
infrastructure
>- A check list for all the things that need to be done
blow transformers, cut power lines, bomb power plants, chuck chemicals in water sources from a moving vehicle
>- The outcome of your plan
IDK, but the government has been talking about how terrified they are about not having significant infrastructure protection. On one hand, they might be bluffing, but on the other hand, taking a good look around, I doubt it

meh terrorist cant really get anything done

you need at least an opposition force or a chance to coupe the current ruler if you want any chance

infrastructure is very weAK IN AMERICA, iirc its being held together by a few threads as it is already, firebomb the buildings and permanently fuck over the transformers and everything will go to hell, a cop can't keep watch of every single house in the states, nor the transformers, cut down or burn down somehow the wooden power line poles and you would severly fuck up the electrical infrastructure of a few blocks of land

ok, im going to be doing this later this year. i have almost all of the items needed. prepare for a big happening

>build a hidden bunker
>acquire weapons, ammo, etc, all illegally, untraceable
>stockpile food, get some sort of water system
>buy boat, head out to sea
>blow it up, fake my death
>return to bunker
>chart police movements, army bases, VIP visits
>coordinate where they are all near the same location
>head there with weapons and explosives
>when nobody's looking, put up a sign that says "trannies are mentally ill"
>gtfo of there
>being followed by police, army, private security
>find ideal building for defense i had mapped out months ago
>guns blazing
>get arrested
>lifetime in prison for hatespeech

such is life

can't argue with those dubs
if I were a terrorist, I'd go out burning shit, but I'm quite comfortable with the way things are in my state, so I won't

Shame, if I lived in Cali, this thread might have turned into a habbenig thread

sup cia/nsa/fbi?

Was getting caught part of your plan?

>leave eu
>voting leave
>wanting to watch the world burn(preferably ww3)

kek

Nice Try FBI

>How to economic distress
corn blight
>checklist
Invent blight. Distribute blight.
>outcome
Mass (hue) rioting when high fructose corn syrup is no longer available and food prices skyrocket.

Ooooh that edge

This really. Fire is symbolic.

I'd also blow up bridges, sabotage key railway tracks, attack telephone lines etc.

Just make life a living hell for the government.

>Take the brave new world approach
>Use kindness to coup govt,
>Yellow Scarf Rebellion like tactics,
>Asian countries are already in financial distress
>Then push slaughter while praising peace.
>Then when in control of govt,
>First order of business is to cosmetically alter asian faces so they appear more white.

Crash this plane, with no survivors.

>Purge everyone.
>Start over with smart and classy people
>Forge a new world without degeneracy or undesirables.
>Sup Forums calls this terrorist, I call it playing god.

>Bronies and Furries
>Emasculate men on the point of no return
>There is now wide acceptance of feminism, lgbtq+ and of leftism.