What do you have for the studio guys?

What do you have for the studio guys?

A movie about blackened, pedo and fart threads on a message board meant for television and film

After surviving a plane crash, a CIA agent learns of a conspiracy to nuke Chicago and blame it on a non-existent Islamic terrorist group.

The decline of the noble ice cream man profession.
where have all the ice cream men gone?

I guy takes a shit and enjoys it

CIA origin story

The revenant but with CIA. He survives the plane crash and has to crawl to civilization while having psychedelic visions of his past.

movie about trump similar to citizen kane

CONJOINED TWINS

ONE IS A COP

THE OTHER A CRIMINAL

HIRE ME

who ismaking these

The movie starts out in Roswell New Mexico or whatever. The story appears to center around a boy and a girl, late teens or early twenties.

They're outside together one night with the boys truck, being all romantic and talking about the future when an alien spaceship crashes. But what happens next blows their mind.

The ship is covered in familiar military symbols, numbers etc. Then a man emerges. He's human or at least looks it.

What follows is a mind blowing adventure where the man reveals he's on the run and that humanity colonized space by the 70's so that there is this huge secret government in charge of the world covering up the secret human colonies all over the solar system.

Their technology is much more advanced as the tech on earth is suppressed.

The man is being hunted by a T-1000 esque guy with almost magic like powers since he's an advanced cyborg from the space colonizes coming to hunt him down.

What do you think?

I confess I'm working on a Trump movie.

The ending credits are set to "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

I saw it, there on the horizon. The Tasty Mobile.

Entities within a computer simulation question their existence, and fret over their futures once active debugging results in them being modified (and in some cases deleted).

Sounds like real life.

A plague wipes out cows and other large animals people eat, leading to the use of worms as the primary ingredient of meals. One man brings back the hamburger meal through the wonders of rats.
The story is a mockumentary revolving around super high class restaurants with top-tier security serving hamburger meals with actual meat in them to wealthy customers, complete with cheese made from milk harvested from a girls who want to pay their college tuition by letting their tits get pumped.
Takes place in the same cinematic universe as the "Sup Forums goes to the movies" -stories.

A fast food cinematic universe event starting with all their origin stories, before they have to come together to defeat their greatest enemy.

Colonel Sanders
Ronald McDonald
Wendy
The Burger King
Jared, the pedophile

A guy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Starring Idris Elba and Chloe Grace Moretz

So there's a guy and he wants to fuck a girl. Get this, he does it. He just does it. He goes up there to her, says "hey I wanna be inside you" and she just accepts. No bullshit no nothing. Full action shown.

A lonely, sad and pathetic 24-year old male virgin gets super powers. He uses them to extract revenge on normies and make women do his bidding. Eventually, he forms an army consisting of other social outcast loser males.

The Beta Uprising has begun.

Absolutely this.

A guy with a bwc has a gf who likes sharing his bwc. He has to fuck her sister, cousin, mom and grandma for hilarious reasons. A "comedy" for women.

what is this from, sounds cool desu

A show staring a white man who fucks a latino/mixed race woman and it has plenty of explosions and sex scenes. Directed by Michael Bay.
>you're hired goy

Haunted Tank, the movie

the only good thing DC ever made.

Starring Jamie Foxx as the tank commander and Sam Elliott as the ghost voice of J.E.B. Stuart

Ending:
The main character finds the mcguffin, finding out he is actually a movie character and shoots the camera men

I'm writing something right now but don't really know what I'm gonna do with it. Here's a pitch I came up with on the spot.

A twentysomething burnout psychic makes a modest living for himself helping people come off bad trips and traumatic experiences through a nig-rigged two person VR system and subtle mind-trickery. After witnessing an accidental death of a low-level mob lackey at the hands of an old friend, the hacker is thrust into a criminal underworld on the brink of waging an all-out war with the help of a mind-controlling street drug.

What I want to go for here is literally just Vaporwave: The Film. Mostly chill neon vibes, lot of walking around the city late at night, get really abstract with the VR sequences.

I think that might just be porn

David Lynch

>bwc
so high fantasy

Terminator 3: Future War

>3
I like to forget about Rise Of The Machines too

It's about a homeless man and a rich sociopath who believes in carma.

2 girls 1 cup

A rogue agent missing for five years finds himself the only one able to save the world from the evil Dr Boston

>breaking new gender barriers, Alexandra Daddario is cast as the rogue agent
>Jessica Chastain is Dr Boston
>Bryce Dallas Howard and Judy Greer are Dr Boston's two sidekicks
>Emily Blunt is head of mi6
>and the whole film is told through a surrealist medium in the form of one long, uninterrupted, uncensored hardcore lesbian sex scene

I'll just take my oscars to go thanks

Ok, one of the problems with Shyamalan's movies is that they lack a certain eroticism. What if we were to bring... an incredibly hot but skeptical female lab partner into the mix? And then that way, whenever Dolph's not out busting heads because he smelled crime, he's back at the lab performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body. Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it. I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot, young lab tech. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl-- all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. And then he smells crime again. He's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration... And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.

TV show actually.

A stoner and his buddy are living the slacker dream when a squire and his guards burst into their apartment. The squire informs him that the stoner is the last surviving relative of Dalt Wisney, owner of the worlds best theme park. The park was never quite the same after Dalt's passing, but now Dalt has found his successors, in these two bozos.

When they get there, Dalt's personal (female) assistant informs them that the will states they need to spend a night in the castle to inherit the fortune (stoner develops a crush on her).

In the middle of the night, they are ambushed by animatronic monsters, and have to fight Evil Dead style out of there.

After going through a bunch of wacky rooms and situations, they finally battle their way to the center (to save the assistant) and are greeted by Dalt Wisney's recently thawed head. Wisney explains that he built the park on an indian burial ground to save money, and every night the rides become real, open a portal to "the other place" and threaten to terrorize the Earth. Magic maguffin that Wisney and his former partner used to keep them completely manageable was lost somewhere deep in "the other place"

Wisney tells them the park and all the money belongs to them as long as they keep the park running during the day and quell the supernatural threats at night. The assistant will keep watch of them and any attempt to shirk their duties will result in complete memory wipe and admission into a mental hospital.

The episodes consist of comfy SoL daytime segments of gentle humor, character development, potential love coming between the stoner and assistant girl and the troubles and joys of having your own themepark. Nighttime segmants are adventure focused, as each night they delve into one of the rides to fight off the evil spirits. Eventually the discover a door to "the other place" and that's when the story gets interesting....

Just a little something I've thrown together, never written comedy before.

Guy obsessed with a Texan female musician departed from his grandmother's house in a trip around Tierra del Fuego kayak-mounted.

Lake Bell eats out Jessica Chastain for an hour.

Take my money senpai

CIA begins as a highly skilled, reckless, yet conflicted agent due to the acts he has committed in the name of the agency. He is sent on the trail of a similar disillusioned agent that has gone rogue, possessing sensitive information regarding the location of Dr. Pavel, eventually leading him to Uzbekistan. There he learns of a masked mercenary who is also after Dr. Pavel, and resolves to stop him at all cost, however his entire squad is killed after a hot-headed agent decides to lead them into a sewer leading to said mercenaries hideout without consulting the proper authorities. He is captured by the rogue agent, who reveals the reason for his disillusionment from the agency, years ago he had accidentally blown his cover in a Mongolian sheep smuggling website and was to be executed, however he gave up all of his other secrets, seeing that there was no reason to die for his country which made him commit atrocities in its name. He is tortured by slowly drilling into his balls with two sharp needles, but manages to escape with an exploding belt. Alone, he crawls through the wilderness of Uzbekistan while also fighting off the hired guns, and goes through a journey of self-discovery, coming to the realisation that finding a purpose alongside the agency was better than having nothing to live for, and on the verge of death, realises what it is like to die for his country. He manages to find a backup CIA squad, and storms the mercenaries hideout, killing everyone he finds, but the masked man is not there. As the rogue agent escapes, CIA chases after him, eventually managing to shoot him in the balls. Dying, and seeing CIA's resolve and fearlessness, the rogue agent is reminded of the idealistic agent he once was, and blows his own brains out, leaving all the information on Dr. Pavel to CIA. The film ends with a monologue by CIA regarding his loyalty to the agency, while standing in an airfield as the jeep carrying Dr. Pavel comes towards him.

A clown runs for President and actually wins. Now he must turn the Whitehouse into a circus and destroy the country.

Obama is so 2008

America elects a president with Down Syndrome. Hilarity ensues and it ends with a heartwarming message.

Sounds complex

...

So basically WW3 happens and it's not the war that killed us, it's the one that united us. Just before anyone pressed the buttons for the nuke, everyone stopped and realized the madness they were about to do. Humanity becomes more united and a new age of wonders beings, ending with us reaching for the stars.

We meet aliens and get totally and completely BTFO.

Apparently the Martians have been on a constant battle with some Galaxy-Destroying force for millenia, and they ask for help. It all goes to shit when Mars literally explodes and a bunch of them immigrate to Earth, and even then Earth gets destroyed and turned into a huge desert.

That was 150 years ago, barely anyone even remembers the Final War. Now Earth is your standard post-apoc, but my selling gimmick is that tanks were one of the few things that survived the impact. So everyone and everything is tanks.

Dallas is the young hot-blooded insane captain of the Rusty Star, a shitty WW2 tank that she customized, she's been on tanks all her life, has scars and burns all over her body, wears an eyepatch. Is looking for her lost family.
Charlie is the mutant best friend who she saved some years ago, he has a completely fucked up face. He's the straight man to her crazyness.
Botto is an asian teenage girl they rescue at the start of the film, she's shy and standardly Japanese, but she shows inhuman precision in fights. She's a robot and doesn't know it
Finally, Kul'than is a martian wiseman that was present in the Final War, he's the main driving force of the film as two enemy factions fight to have him, since his incredible powers would make him a valuable asset. Dallas saves him because his powers can lead her to her parents.

Bunch of hype tank battles, team banter and learning how to work together. The intro of the movie happens while ''Tank!'' from Cowboy Bebop plays.
Yes, this is muh anime idea from when I was 12, fuck you, this is turning into something

>Black with small black wants to fuck a white woman but she won't because she won't because SBC
>he calls the white woman racist because she thinks all black guys should BBC

Some sort of Lolita/Fifty Shades/True Detective mashup about an idealistic young female detective paired up with an older, cynical, pragmatic male detective.

They are investigating a brutal string of murders, but are at odds on methodology as their personal lives become increasingly entwined in an exploitative sexual relationship.

She's fresh onto the force, whereas his last partner died. He's probably widowed, dark history. They clash instantly, but there's an underlying chemistry in their battle for supremacy. They get pulled into a bleak case that spirals increasingly out of control.

Similarly, I want the relationship to begin as a refuge for both characters. For the female, it's a respite from the cruel reality of the world. For the male, it is earning a sense of power which contrasts with the powerlessness he feels in investigating the case (and his life).

I have this Basic Instinct vibe, but with more intensity, and I want the brutality and violence of the murders to be mirrored in the sexual relationship (not exactly, but via metaphor). Themes of power/control/domination are strong, as is the morally grey nature of the relationship (I used the term exploitative). Perhaps this could be compared to the murders which are vigilante acts?

Early 90s MIchael Douglas would be perfect, but that's just the Basic Instinct vibe probably. Maybe Kurt Russell?

Think "dear white people" mixed with "Borat"
part script part hidden camera

I call it "Listen here you cunts"
And its about an Australian shitposters journey trough America, he will go to Libral arts Unis and to Anti-Trump prostets doing non stop irl shitposting, and telling silly americans whats up

My top pick for the lead would be Mel Gibson

Fund it. It sounds better than Suicide Squad 2.

>"blackend"

Are you talking about burnt end ribs? The threads are "blacked."

Good attempt.

So they still have crabs and falcons?

Is Idris the girl, because Chloe sure isn't.

>psychedelic visions are nothing but different takes on bane posting videos floating around the internet

Howard, you've done it again!

kek

Softcore/Musical

Anne Hathaway (Candice) is an alien that was trapped on Earth by special secret police and takes advantage of her sexual abilities to break free from the nefast prison

So the new Bladerunner?

It ends with the girl getting an STD. She robs a pharmacy to get medicine, and Dolph kills her for being a criminal. Then we show necrophilia.