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>mongs making new threads when there's already an unused one in the catalog

i met a girl with 12 nipples today

sounds weird, dozen tit

got mistaken for father christmas in waitrose

sue

lads help my dad is marrying a tranny. not a cute one or anything you see on the internets one of those disgusting "mature" ones you see on pornhub all over the place when you type in tranny.
literally sounds like a 60 pack a day smoker and wears big red lipstick with pvc leather clothes .
I am going to be sick I'll be mocked for life

wanna feel a cute little penis grow inside my mouth

Weird how Bruce Forsyth dying was such a forgotten news story

The gf and I

got my wallet pickpocketed in sports direct

your dads a filthy poofter

Holy shit, dying of laughter at all these council estate spackers. Why should I feel sorry on someone who has a lazy as fuck mum and dad? Stupid cunts

my lifes not shit at all though. I work in an IT firm and get 26k a year. most days I can work at home. I just live here because I lived here all my life. Was on two holidays this summer, one to switzerland and the other in serbia. nice assumptions, projector. stay bitter and unloved. truth hurts eh commie, working class hates youy

anlme

let them be
the highlight of their day is making a little meme edition that everyone uses

Fuck off bigot

Who's asking you to feel sorry for them?

and manga!

Everyone is in here, do not use this spastic edition

t. lazy cunt who leeches off mummy and daddy
neck yourself sebastian

old people die

wow

anyone remember the cuckio meme

cant believe hes almost 56

>26k a year

PHWOAR

im an orphan lad and live by my own. I live here because my brothers and sisters do and we need eachother. I dont want you to feel sorry for me, that was the point of my post I hate champagne socialists that virtue signalling using my class
can't imagine how much of a runt you are if you are this bitter on the internet. take your meds and sit down with a plate of tendies your mum made

jal
frez
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Did you get a mug?

wasn't really me sorry haha x

Okay I'm sure everyone will have the same attitude when the queen dies

>being rich
>being poor

pick one, i'd rather be rich

>26k a year
grim

>mug
what the fuck did you just call me

Why would you say "everyone is in here," when we can all see that there are only 4 posters in that thread and nobody has posted in it for a full minute?

Stop trying to split /brit/ with your useless, unnecessary threads.

better than a being a sociopathic neet with no friends. forget to take your meds today?

well I mean they probably wont but he wasn't the king was he he made a few tv shows in the 70s

but it's an inevitably that she will die soon so I doubt anyone will be shocked by it

what was serbia like? was thinking of going to belgrade desu

Fat

What shall I get from McDonald's

you are responding to a troll post

The trend of fat people and ultra skinny giga runts wearing athletic clothes out and about needs to end please
Cant take it

Bollocks are itchy but I don't want to scratch them because I don't want my finger to smell like bollocks.

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cant afford to buy bitcoin segments any more.

>9/11 was an inside job

2 grand a month I'd say he's doing better than %80 of people here you sound jelly

Mad to think in the 70s and 80s that these very unremarkable television programmes could routinely pull in half the UK population as viewers.

Londoners are so obnoxious and have such little self awareness that they actually call it 'the city'

A sense of achievement by walking right past it and going somewhere else.

raining heavily x

>being poor is cool

Since when?

we shall see

still got 10 days of relative normality remaining in any case and intend to enjoy the brit life fully until then

doing beer la's
wahey

FOY
yank office is such unfunny bollocks

your pineal gland is calcified beyond belief

how did you manage to get sociopathic neet with no friends on meds from that one post?

Is it possible to filter images? A LOT of images on /brit/ have become so stale it's actually disgusting to see them now.

doing te la's

>yank office is such unfunny bollocks

Where do you think you are

bet you're some rorke mong who believes the official story because it fits your agenda
calcified beyond belief

He's from a council estate, so he has to use a stupid person's argument aka ad hominem

thank the american music industry

all iranians should be killed

2 cheese burgers and 10 pc chicken nuggies

>just how much of the electric jew do you let your kids watch?

when did £26k become an acceptable wage

even in the 90s £21k was pretty much as basic starting salary and they were predicting by 2020 that the starting wage for graduates would be over £50k

really really good lad. highly recommend it, the women are top notch and pound on westerners. scenery is beautiful and so is the architecture. I stayed in Novi Sad. Was beautiful and the food is great, really cheap too
He ad-homed first. Also I'm not working class I just live here because I love my family. 2.5k a month is not working classBecause you can't empathisize with my positon and resort to bitter autism. Take your seroquel lad

I've never watched the office neither british or yank, just got it off Sup Forums

>the mainstream account of 9/11 is completely and irrefutably accurate

that doesn't answer the question mr 26k a year and thinks he's hot stuff

occurs to me that I should perhaps be doing ciders because I can't really get them over there

>the women are top notch and pound on westerners
did you shag?

I don't think you understand what a rorke is

how would that fit the rorke agenda

even if this was a tranny I'd still fuck her in the arse

Go easy on the Kopparberg Mixed Fruits lad

after taxes thats actually really good, 600 quid a month hes doing well depending on his age

Have managed to build quite a formidable reputation for wisdom amongst my peers, simply by being well read and repeating quotes by wise men that are relevant to the subject at hand.

Who is this specimen?

actively dislike alcohol. a little bit is nice just to get tipsy but i hate the feeling of being drunk. much prefer weed.
not a sheed. just dont like it. simple as.

you can earn 26k a year stacking beans in a supermarket

where is over there you're referring to

uhhh duhhhh there are only two ideologies... and if you disagree duhhhhhhh you're just clearly a part of the ideology that ive been told to hate *drools*

I would like to tell you how Japanese ordnung works.

Every occasion their general threads reach to 300, someone must declare that he will make a new thread, the earlier declaration is valid when multiple declarations have made.

Making a new thread is only allowed when the previous thread reaches to the bump limit, but many Japanese posters prefer their new thread to be late as possible. For example, when the thread went to page 10.

After making a new, OP posts its post number to link.

There is no way the next general would be split in this way.
No autistic new thread war of course.


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you ask for cider and they'll give you lemonade

joke shop

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Yes just offer to take them too an expensive restaurant (they aren't expensive for us but are for them because they have low wages) and buy her good wine. They're gold diggers so if you treat them nice they'll fawn over you.
Shagged a few prozzies too just for the experience. They are animals in bed

>£26k a year and he brags endlessly and thinks that he's the Great Gatsby

Fuck off and die

>it was all the muzzies
don't care if you think rorke simply means british nationalist, it has now evolved it's meaning to be any poltard mong

I'm moving into a small cupboard in Japan

its not, but being the 'local boy done good' gives you bragging rights

even stalin would chide most of the duma as being middle class jews while he was 'the only true proletariat' in the room

fooking prawn tikka masala for tea

bud bud ding

eating some genetically altered spuds rn

pretty jealous at the person earning 26k a year in your 20s that's really good
literally false thats what I do and I only get paid 265 a week
don't see him bragging at all though he said he lives in a shit area you seem jealous

you're talking to a muzzie btw

t. knower

you've twisted my arm la
serbia is next on my travel list
nonce

>lives on a council estate
>earns 26k a year
>pays women for sex
>gets angry at people on the internet
>autistic
absolutely howling at this state of this runts existence

dire straits going on with tim, dont ever remember him being this bad

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ah lost 20 year of mah life tae alcohol

I'm doing a Limmy bit to be funny, but it's true. I have wasted the last 20 years of my life getting drunk. It's actually not a laughing matter. Alcoholism is a horrific disease that destroys lives.