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News
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk, Rose Namajunas argue over mental health: 'You are broken already'
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16550542/joanna-jedrzejczyk-rose-namajunas-argue-over-mental-health-you-are-broken-already

>Eye injury knocks Bethe Correia out of January bout
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16544978/eye-injury-knocks-bethe-correia-out-of-january-bout

>Michael Bisping being sued for allegedly choking teenager at a gym
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16545736/michael-bisping-being-sued-for-allegedly-choking-teenager-at-a-gym

>UFC 217 media conference call audio
mmafighting.com/2017/10/25/16547294/ufc-217-media-conference-call-audio

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>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks

Truly the GOAT of our generation

Ngannou

Based OP

This is the thread

This is the thread

>he's been posting since 4:37 am

Gotta feel for this loser

Ortega bless brothers

Bless brother

ALBERT IAQUINTA

Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue

Took Bellator way too long to do this

what time is the ufc 217 media conference call today?

Ngannou is such a beast

Nice shitty picture to start the thread off. You're a massive disappointment.

I came to play
There a price to pay
Time for you to get down on your knees and pray
I came to play
Say goodbye to the good old days
They're never coming back
Watch your future fade
I came to play
I came to play to get my dues paid
I guess you had a dream
But it can't be saved
I came to play

mr perfects son fights mma?

>that mike perry thread

>we're back to good OPs
THANK YOU BASED CALENDAR NEGRO

good op. notepad would be proud if he didn't die in a car accident earlier this year

>if he didn't die in a car accident
lol

Embedded is live
youtu.be/c5SypH_76k4
youtu.be/c5SypH_76k4

Steaks on the menu

I watched him burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said he died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.

Drawing dimes is a mystery
Filling up seats that no one sees
Title defenses make a fool of history
Yesterday's so long ago, ducking contenders is all I know
Tomorrow I will fight GSP

I see Yoel in the stands
Time to find out who I am
Looking back at Hendo's right hand

Can't see out of my right eye
Nothing ever stays the same
But you know the name's The Game

>Rose thinks she is a "bad motherfucker" of a fighter just because she dominated Paige CanZant

Based

hendricks podcast of excuses

When
Will
They
Learn?

>mandrama

Name one contender Bisping is ducking

He has NEVER turned down a fight

After Yoel heem'd weidman that was the fight to make, plain and simple Bisping wanted no part

Holy shit finally

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>knowing mandrama songs

The fight was set, Bisping hurt his knee, Yoel took another fight, Yoel isn't a contender anymore

Next question

Lies

kek

*outsliccs the WW division*

Burden of proof is on you

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R.I.P. Borramemea

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I've never seen someone get this excited about Bellator.

My life is almost totally empty

Lmaoing @ ur "life" zuffashill

Right Leg MW Left Leg HW

>I'll fight GSP on International Fight Week that little pussy!
>Oh, the fights off and I have to fight Yoel?
>Uhh my knee hurts, I can't make July anymore. Make an interim belt.
Then he lucked out and Whittaker got injured.

I don't blame him getting an unnecessary surgery to avoid losing another eye

BISPONG EXPOSED HOLY FUCK

Reem bless

you have >us bro

Injuries flare up and happen. Yoel couldve waited but he decided to fight and ultimately proved himself to be a non-contender. Next question

>Cain has issues returning
>oh for sure he is telling the truth
>Bispinf has issues returning
>REEEEEEEE LIAR! HE SHOULD BE HEALING LIKE A 20 YEAR OLD

>S-shit happens!
Weak argument bro

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I didn't see clips of Bisping tearing his body apart with kettlebells and leg extensions

Before UFC 205 happened, he was saying that even if Yoel won, he was never going to fight him cause he was afraid of the steroids boogeyman. Yoel won and he immediately started calling out Nick Diaz and GSP. Luke dropped out of fighting Jacare and he needed an excuse to not fight so he put himself on the shelf by getting surgery that he knew'd take 6 months to heal while the rest of the MWs eliminate each other.

In this time frame the GSP fight got made and it got a lot of backlash. He responded by saying that he never "turns down fights" and that he'd fight Yoel 6 weeks after he fought GSP and that if GSP wasn't ready by August that he'd fight Yoel instead. He was clearly lying cause that never happened and he got another mystery injury around July that required surgery till late September.

This is the story of Michael "Count Me Out" Bisping

>The fight was set
lmao bitchping ran like a coward when he found out the GSP fight might not happen, then whined like a little faggot about how he's 'owed a big money fight'

That is a shity way to rehabilitate an injury

>he believes the cucktaker is injured

Cain doesn't duck anyone and is actually good.

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>m-my headcanon is reality!

Not an argument

So he's lying about one thing but not the other? Interesting how selective you are in what you believe from him. Try again sweetie

Injuries happen. Headcanon doesn't

Overeem will pick him apart

UFC paid Whittaker to sit out and let gsp vs Bisping happen

>actually believing this

He has a medically diagnosed injury and said he would gladly step aside for Bisping-GSP

Why? Because unlike some hygienically challlenged dorks he doesn't get worked up how things fall into place

He was willing to fight Nick Diaz or GSP at UFC 206 but then when Jacare got freed up:

>My knee hurts
>It's too cold in Canada
>Hendo broke my orbital bone
>I need 5 surgeries

Another instance was lying about fighting Yoel if GSP wasn't ready, he was very clearly lying about that and was just saying it to prop up nuthuggers like you.

>I'll report the missing... whatever it's called. Looks like a dino-saur.

Jacare would've raped him so bad it would've been actually funny

>another day of "Y-Yoel"

>spammer thread gets btfo
>derails real thread with pissping shitposting

>another day of sitting on Sup Forums all day and night posting the same pisspee images

>after my fight with GSP I'll have a 6 week turnaround

>I believe one thing but not this other thing!!

Next question

Anyone got that clip of Dana white having that voice crack where he is like "AND THE RAINING, DEFENDING FeAtHeRwEiGhT champ of the world"

You're slipping

>Dan Henderson is going to be an easy fight for me, I'm going to get my revenge buddeh believe you me

Not an argument

>living in fantasy land and saying 'the fight was set'
>but facts stated by others are headcanon
lmao succing dat bitchping dick like a pro

>backed into a corner

Im sorry sweetie. Everything I've stated is factual. Everything you've stated is Russian tier conspiracies

What don't I believe turby? I just told you facts. He went on FOX and said that he could barely walk anymore cause his knee hurts when the Luke-Jacare fight fell through but a week prior he was begging GSP/Nick to save UFC 206's main event.

Ok isnt true the whole reason GSP/Bisbong got rebooked was to punish idiot Woodley for his terrible performance? Woodley wanted the GSP fight and Dana chose to deny him the money fight because hes a boring race bating cry baby. Now this begs the question, IF the Woodley/GSP fight was going to happen, then who would Bisping be fighting at 217 if anyone at all?

No I wont back down

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streamable.com/fkcf
Here you go, dude

Gsp vs woodley was happening regardless, Dana just wanted to throw woodley under the bus so he doesn't look like more a liar

You're a mark if you actually believe GSP was ever going to fight Woodley

Thank you

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Lol now you're contradicting yourself

>he's lying about fighting Romero!
>but he's totally telling the truth about wanting Diaz!

Contain your autism, obese spammer

Diaz looked like shit against silva, of course Mike wanted Diaz

>PRIDE matchmaking

>t-this is what he meant!!

He must be living rent free in your head in substitute of a brain if you know this much about him

Im sorry sweetie. Everything everyone else has stated is factual. Everything you've stated is Bitchping dick succing

Rent free lads

So you're telling me Bisping didn't call out and beg for diaz,woodley,cm punk, gsp

Not an argument. Not factual. Dismissed.

I'm saying you're awfully selective about what you believe he believes

He's the one that called them out, the evidence is there dummy