Now the dust has settled and you shared your autistic comebacks, what light hearted and witty comeback could Jonah have said that would have:
a) had the audience laughing with him and not at him; and b) enticed the cute frenchie to give her number to Jonah in the Greenroom after so that later on that night, she wouldn't hesitate to call Jonah the top gun (or at least prove that his d-game was better than Brad and Leo's).