Now the dust has settled and you shared your autistic comebacks...

Now the dust has settled and you shared your autistic comebacks, what light hearted and witty comeback could Jonah have said that would have:

a) had the audience laughing with him and not at him; and
b) enticed the cute frenchie to give her number to Jonah in the Greenroom after so that later on that night, she wouldn't hesitate to call Jonah the top gun (or at least prove that his d-game was better than Brad and Leo's).

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Yo, chill, babe

What are you doing later? Let's talk about this over some Subway.

>Yeah, I wouldn't be so sure about that. At least wait until you see my croissant before saying that.

>you're a bitch!
It's like Sup Forums isn't even trying

A simple va te faire enculer would suffice

Let's poop back and forth

forever

Light my embers

i'm only moderately acquainted with this meme, can anyone give me a swift outline?

Jonah hill BTFO'D a french woman on live television

video link?

Thank god! I couldn't take your stench any longer.

Sacre Bleu? More like suck my cock you whore, babe.

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Sorry, can't right now (I'm on my phone)

>It was reported by numerous outlets that he canceled all of his French press for the upcoming movie.

False lies

that hurt

Why didn't you protect him Sup Forums?

He's on his own

fuck off chevy

>A-ah, good one. Yes, quite a cutting blow. Quite a decisive victory. Enjoy the taste of success you harlot for your hubris will one day cost you!

Putain de merde!