Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread #5

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

ROBERT

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>(((White Chicago)))

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.

>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.

>Jigaboo Central Time

>please clap

>fags boyfriend beating him up

>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided

>actives shoter

>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

>Trash can fires

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...

>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.

>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks

>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?

>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY

>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED

>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR

>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.

>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN

>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?

SHOTS FIRED

reposting etc

drink

R O B E R T

>>(((White Chicago)))

FIRST FOR ROBERT

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CONTINUED...

>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.

>FOOT PERSUIT!!

>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED

>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT

>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".

>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle

>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD

>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!

>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."

>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.

>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD

>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!

>arguing nigs in the gym

>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!

>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.

>SLOW IT DOWN

>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.


What a goddamn city.

ROBERTs

EVERYONE HOP IN THE SPICMOBILE

this is the first time i have been in one of these threads. they comfy?

>hispanics with guns
>hispanics driving around at very high speed shooting in the air

>you the best

I fixed it senpai

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Drink:
Shots Fired
Black Male
Withe T-Shirt
Robert

Try not to die by July 4

very

It's zero hour in the city of god.
Hold onto your comfy.

ROBERT, THE CITY NEEDS YOU

SHOTS FIRED 4
male beaners

>6 male hispanics running with guns
armando is fucked

turn down the lights, get some tea.

very comfy.

try the ambient music link

very

The most comfiest.

>you the best

>taxiing around spics
wot

So comfy. Third night in a row for me. >Stable is not a condition!!
I'm just tuning in for tonight though, Robert, what have I missed y'all?

My favorite so far from the night

All Robert's are just a poor substitute for the real Robert

>confusing a Hyundai with a GMC

Wew, we can't keep drinking like this. Especially on weekdays.

We need a /fit/ alternative. Push ups, planks, lunges, body squats etc.

Lil wayne arrested

rip in peace Armando you solid lad.

You've missed a lot of unexplained screams over the radio that are harrowing.

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curl for every shot fired

Just switched to ambient channel

yay

>poss firearm
could arrest half the city

I like this idea a lot better.
We must aspire to be as omnipresent as Robert (check your keys)

123 ROBERTS
1 2 3 R O B E R T S

Kek
Were you here last night for the slide whistle??

Not even the dead know peace from Chiraq.

Pedo bear ON THE LOOSE!!!

>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD

the mustache man at it again
check keys

Anyone dragging their 3-year-old out at 1AM is just asking for trouble.

>CHECK YO KEYS

Mexican kidde fiddler

>spics doing spics

>CHECK YOUR KEYS

Check yo keys

lol wut is that for

MEXICAN TRIED TO GET A LOLI!

Also, this guy need to check his key.

Yea, I saw the guy's post about it in the next instant and I knew.
Thread went batshit like lady rosa.

CHECK YO KEYS

KEYS checked [X] unchecked [ ]

Check dem keys!

I am in a good neighborhood. These people are the only trash. (Imagine a Midwest neighborhood of $400k houses starting, but there is a couple that are horders and can't fit any cars in their 3 car garage, put blankets over Windows, and have enough room for only one person to sit on the couch, so now your house value is 50k lower than it should be).

My parties include all the other neighbors anyway. I am the neighborhood. We even hired a private homeowners association company so they would help enforce city code.

>check these keys

>Parents are gonna pick the spic up

If I fall asleep to this, will I lucid dream that I am Robert, giving the open fire order?

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Im sitting here cozy in the 708 wondering how the fuck or why the fuck I still live here knowing all this shit happens half an hour away from me

goddamn mexican pedos.

>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
We're got a black male
>CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
Check your keys
>SHITLORD
Robert.

All these Roberts remind me of an old Monty Python skit...

youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

Lady Rosa, machine gunner, bank of America bums ..etc
Can't wait for July 4.
I look forward to this all day long

Man every night there is a car that has been running all day.

wtf.

only if you check these dubs first.

I just got home, what the hell is going on?

he'd look like Al Pacino if it wasnt for that fuck ugly shit on his face


>niggers hiding between cars to rob people

>4-5 male blacks hiding in the gangways waiting to rob people
Aw shit here it goes.

Group of blacks ambushing passerby.

4-5 male blacks trying to rob people
same group as yesterday

4-5 black people waiting in the gangways to rob people

nigs hiding at the gas station waiting to rob people

>Blacks hiding in gangways waiting to rob people.

nigs waiting in ambush

You will with those trips

Nigs nigging

Ben "Robert" Garrison is cleaning up.

>gang of four male blacks waiting in the alley ways to rob people they robbed his friend yesterday

Shit they organised

Same. It's the highlight of my day.

>kids playing with construction equipment

See:

WHO HERE KILLDOZER

KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT ABSOLUTE MADMAN

kids playing with construction equipment

>kids in the street playing with construction equipment

why do they say Robert all the time?

WHITE SHIRT
H
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I get banned every time I say the d word

>kids playing with construction equipment
>niggers prepping an ambush
>battery between mexican chicks

>Best new hobby ever

>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED

Robert = R in the phonetic alphabet
They have Rs at the end of their callsign

It's midnight. Who /midnightsnack/ here?