What is it like to go to the movies with a gf?

What is it like to go to the movies with a gf?

awful

You can hold hands.
It's pretty viscerally comforting.
Like being a happy kid again

this

its ok

You have someone to watch the movie with, just like you would with your friends.
Although I'm sure you never went to watch a movie by yourself because you're too much of a pussy to do that.

You don't watch the movie at all

Basically paying to do what you do at home already

or used to do...

Expensive

>walk up to the movie theater
>get to the kinoplex's ticket buying window
>"two tickets please"
>ticket person smiles at me
>"you have a very cute daughter"
>"wha- oh... yes, yes I do"
>cough loudly
>buy my tickets and walk into the kinoplex
>get some good seats
>crack open my bottle of vodka and bottle of lube
ahh kino

such is going to movies with gf

Men and women don't really enjoy the same movies. I rarely go, maybe 3 times a year, every time it's to see a kids movie. It's always to appease the gf, never something I'm excited to do.

>one time she caught me looking at porn and I was in trouble so I had to take her to go see train wreck
>it was so bad that afterwards she was actually the one in trouble.

Awesome

>needing porn
>being such a cuck that you don't fuck your gf whenever your cock gets hard
rest in pieces white man

not that fun unless the theater is mostly empty

>walk up to the kinomatic
>put my dick in the penis inspector
>rejected
>can't pull out, it's stuck
>asks to display my gf
>pull out my inflatable waifu pillow
>rejected
>i can hear the sirens of the kinoguard patrol vehicles closing in
>it's gonna be another week in the popcorn mines

How do I know you're a virgin

I work 60 hours a week at night, she works days. The opportunities only come on the weekends.

got a little kek at popcorn mines

She caught you, so you were with her. Stop pulling shitty excuses.

I'd be surprised if that works out, she's got like 12 hours she could be fucking around. Still probably just my experience from picking sluts.

>user who is that?
>user what just happened?
>user where are they going?
>user omg i've seen her before somewhere
>user i don't understand this

and it's twice as expensive

Pretty good. My gf likes to talk about movies with me after we see them, which is almost my favorite part of seeing movies.

...

>going for dumb asses gfs
That's your fault.

kek

Sounds like you date retarded women exclusively.

pretty boring actually unless she goes down on you and you cum down her throat

Were any of your gfs capable of discussing films you saw?

I mean an actual film discussion, not retelling literal plot points and the logical narrative.
Or was watching movies just a one-off thing to do for them like a roller-coaster ride?

Kissless virgin here so I'm kinda curios

>implying women are intelligent

Boring, I wish I went by myself.

That's the perspective of woman that will never let you love anyone for real.

Not beyond any kind of "Oh my God, that part was so scary blah blah." Or "that was crazy."

Men can love things dumber than them. Look at dogs.

Equality doesn't exist.

Shitty
Better to just stay home in bed with her and watch pirated flicks stark naked, fucking whenever you feel like it, just in case the movie turns out to be trash

(In 2016 they usually were)

what a life

Seeing Green Room was great since she kept wincing, grabbing my arm, and burrying her face in my shoulder.
Seeing Finding Dorry was awful because I complained it was a bad movie, enough to convince her too and we both just had a bad time.

I miss her.

Before you go to the theater, take a mannequin's hand and microwave it about 2 minutes or so.

In the theater, just hold onto it.

There you go.

Oh and the hand will want some food later so you need to buy two portions.

We saw Arrival
Not at all

But according to most of the threads I see about it here on Sup Forums, that seemed to be a very common response

i guess it depends. my girl for example doesnt like watching movies in general. the only movies she would watch are from the comedy genre which i dislike more than any other. but she is quiet during the movie and buys her own shit so its kinda okay if we go out afterwards.

my ex however liked the fantasy movies as much as i do and used to give me a handjob/blowjob during the movie so yeah it depends

A true film lover would never allow a girl to give him a blowjob during a movie.
It would ruin the movie experience, not enhance it.

Great. If she gets bored she can give you a blowie and a tug

kek'd

It's frustrating since I like to watch movies in complete silence, even in the trailers. All my girlfriends have spoken in the movies, and it always ends in me getting tiggered and is getting in a fight.

I like to keep my mannequin hand underneath my crab legs to get it warm.

project harder faggot

You sit in the back and make out in the dark. The movie isn't usually important.

>It would ruin the movie experience, not enhance it.
depends on the movie

would a blowjob ruin a uwe boll movie? no.

God what a depressing thread

does wagecucks always do this?

kek

The best part is she has a background in theater so she actually has some good insights; it's not just like talking to a wall like when I used to try to talk to my mom or sister.

To further detail this question, have you ever met a girl who actually enjoy films and filmmaking in their free time?

I just can't imagine a girl sitting alone in her room doing nothing but watching some art-house, not to tell anyone about it or anything, but because she actually enjoys it.

good scenario: it's like you're watching a movie alone.
bad scenario: you have a person talking to you constantly.

...

A whole generation of people who will never experience a date or a kiss or sex

More expensive and waiting for them to get out of the bathroom.

She came home sick from work unannounced.

Pretty sure if it was released in the 20s it would be called kino boll. Even if a movie is bad you still need to give it the attention it deserves.

this

>trying to watch any movie
>ex just blabs during the movie
>remember why I like watching movies alone or with only a select few people who I know will not fucking talk

just don't fucking talk during a movie

like now you've roped me in and I am obligated to answer your inane questions because you can't fucking pay attention and are too impatient to just watch and try and figure shit out yourself

Females feign interest in things to attract mates.

not in the slightest

But seeing the film at the cinema means she won't talk through the entire thing, keep checking her phone or try and have sex with me
Also I make her pay for her own ticket

I met a girl who was in film school (don't worry, I study a real subject, she's just at the same uni as me), and she told me her biggest inspiration was Tim Burton
I watched one of her films, it was non-sensical dogshit

My gf also made a film in high school for some class or another. She didn't really have any influences, it was just terrible

Does that answer your question?

You would prolly have to find some film school girl if you wanted to discuss the deeper aspects of a film. Problem with that is film school girl is almost guaranteed to be liberal garbage. I love my gf and she's very sweet but I'm not with her to discuss films.

>educated woman is very likely to be a liberal
Gee whizz

>implying film school means educated
>implying women can't be educated and conservative

modern higher education makes it tough, but it's possible

I have no idea, I never had a gf and I use Sup Forums as a substitute.

I too make girls pay on dates and then refuse them sex.

*tips fedora*

Almost every Saturday night I go to the drive in with my boyfriend and we watch a movie together whilst cuddled underneath a blanket in his old chevy blazer with a big bench seat.

>no kino gf to watch eastern europe 70's sci fi flicks with

>when you have to shush your gf in the theatre and she's silently passive aggressive for the rest of the movie

A girlfriend is like having an expensive friend, and maybe not even a best friend.

God end my life

can confirm.

>no gf to watch sleazemovies with

>I never had a gf

Of course not, Quad Satan. The heat alone would kill her.