Computer, fabricate the entire film of Die Hard (1988) in 3D but replace all major characters with dwarfed equivalents

>Computer, fabricate the entire film of Die Hard (1988) in 3D but replace all major characters with dwarfed equivalents

Low energy, kid. Tell you what, I'll give you a (You), but you better come back with something higher level than this.

Damn, Drake really changed.

holy fuck that would be fun

>Computer, generate a 200-foot tall Mary-Elisabeth Winstead, please.
>Disable all existing security protocols.

>Computer, initiate BRAAAAAAP protocol.

>computer, recreate the famous opening scene of Dark Knight Rises, but replace all the characters with big guys.
>disable the security protocols

>Computer, generate a padded room.
>Fill it with 5 Alison Brie's dressed in dominatrix outfits with attached big strap-on dildos.
>Increase rape and testicle crush desires by 900%
>Add one OP into the middle of the room.
>Run program

>Computer, generate the "21st century Earth" simulation. Increase all women's cup sizes by 3 and disengage safety protocols.

>unluckily located in America during simulation
>get shot

>computer, generate The Fellowship of the Ring but every character is played by Barbara Palvin

Computer, load up Celeryman please.

Don't hurt Alot

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>Computer, look up database on Earth, 2017, The internet, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, cunny posting
>Retrieve all known data on the Canadian man that created the cunny posting bot
>Load simulation room with a single copy of each girl shown in the cunny posts. Give each one either a 250cm diameter strapon dildo with a pepper sauce for lubrication, a sharpened spiked mace mace, or a tazer.
>Load the Canadian in a restrained position bent over in the middle of the room
>Load false.memory.rape file into the cunny's brains
>Turn off all safety protocols

>Computer create a scenario where Dukat did nothing wrong
>running Bajoran occupation

Computer, replay Dear White People, change the Whites to Jews and the Blacks to Nazis, safety off.

>*sold his culture out to globalists

>Computer, recreate the entirety of the enterprise
>Computer, beam all members into the duplicate enterprise at their exact spots.
>Computer, create a 1billion light year radius anus directly ahead, make it shit liquid in a cone directly at us in approximately 5 minutes, remove safety protocols.

>Computer, fabricate a four-hundred pound Ellen Page
>Better leave those safety protocols on

This, but make her with a butt full of poop.

>Computer, generate a WWE arena with ring in the middle
>Add a giant Chloe Rumble sign
>Add four different Chloe's in the ring of varying sizes/sexy outfits/muscle
>Every 2 minutes a new Chloe enters the ring
>generate one bottle of lube and a front seat.

>generate one bottle of lube
Fucking cutfag

>Computer, generate me a loving father figure.

>Barbara Palvin
muh dick

I'm actually not cut, but jerking off 9000 times eventually starts to hurt so might as well get messy.

do americans have mutilated dicks for the sake of the lube economy?

>Computer. Initiate holoprogram Doom1.exe. Load map E1M1. Disengage safety protocols.

>Computer, Star Drek spin-off series so we can cancel it instantly when it bombs

>computer, simulate a world where I can afford healthcare

>computer, create a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>unable to comply with your request ... virgin

>Computer, generate a 300K house with modest furnishing representing middle socio-economic class
>computer, furthermore, generate a homely, yet lovely housewife
>Make her brown haired - no, make it a deep Auburn
>Give her a loyal, loving and funny personality
>Also, add a chocalate birthday cake with 10 candles, along with balloons.
>Lastly, generate 30 puppies of the following breeds: German Shepard, Corgi, Shiba Inu, and Golden Retriever
>Disengage all safety locks, I've had a long day

Now that I think about it, I'd love to see 80's Action Movies remade entirely with midgets.

>Computer, simulate a scenario in which multiple copies of Counselor Deanna Troi occupies every single manned post aboard this ship
>Computer, transfer all ship controls to the hollodeck
>Disengage all safety protocols

>Computer, recreate a full scale replica of the 20th century comic book villain Bane.
>Unable to comply, parameters too big to recreate.
>For you

None of you understand holodecks. You will succumb to holo-addiction within 2 hours and be banned from holodecks forever.

>posting a shit character on a trek thread

kek, poor user. hire an escort.