What would the casting look like if this was made today?

What would the casting look like if this was made today?

every character: idris elba

Older.

Sam - Paul Dano

Galadriel being the most intimidatingly beautiful figure in Middle Earth would be played by Amy Schumer of course.

sauron is a woman

WE WUZ NUMENORIANS AND SHEEEEIIT

More CG characters.

classic casting

Except Boromir, played by Tilda Swinton.

Blanchett could still make it, she did the hobbit movies after all

Is there a single black character in the trilogy? Is that why it was so good?

Something like this.

>Cara isn't Gollum

The only non-whites are a handful of Maori/Polynesian actors who play some of the orcs/Sauron

This twat would be nu-Frodo

arya stark = gollum

Also there's relatively few Americans at all

Out of the 23 or so non-minor characters that feature in more than one film only 5 are American (10 are British, 5 Australian, 3 New Zealander). Additionally pretty much none of the minor characters are played by Americans.

cara would unironically made a good elf, but she should only appear for seconds and don't speak

Chris Pratt as Aragorn
Jonah Hill as Frodo
Channing Tatum as Samwise
Micheal Cera as Pippin
Tom Hiddleston as Merry
Idris Elba as Gandalf
Eddie Redmayne as Boromir
Anya Taylor joy as Legolas
Dave Bautista as Gimli

That's the worst line up I've ever seen in my entire life.

>POE - TAY - TOES
Classic Deano

Micheal Cera as Frodo.

Exactly :(

fpbp, literally came here to say and post this

Lord have mercy

Thats not a bad Boromir actually`

Where is my Gimli-Samuel Jackson

I remember watching the appendices and the maoris were based as fuck and total bros during shooting, especially towards Viggo.

Thats because he was headbutting them

I'd actually pay to see Pippin get his brains bashed in.