AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

middle-aged women are still gonna shlick over it though

this movie is very problematic

why the male main character is not Idris Elba? that's why it has a bad rating

Ha! It would probably be at 56% if Elba had been cast as Grey.

First one was a lot better than it got credit for.

So he shits on her chest in this one?

Is this the one with the rape scene in it?

does it have any good sex/nude scenes or is it all just implied stuff?

They made another one?

>not wanting to watch this
return to reddit

what the fuck did you think they would do?

Man, just wait until the 3rd one. Shit goes for blown black oscar bait.

what happens

My gf said she actually enjoyed 50 shades of gray and wants to see the sequel

What does this mean?

>average main character who doesnt think much of herself at all
>virgin in her 20's (kek)
>meets young, rich, mysterious, 'Handsome' bachelor who is really really into her for literally no reason
>he takes her virginity
>he showers her with gifts and luxury
>they love each other
>she leaves when SHE wants to see the dude not holding back on his fetish (a couple of weak-ass whips to her ass)

Next movie:

>chick is still the same uninteresting and completely average character
>dude wants to marry her
>normal average chick now has the hot young rich bachelor forever
>until anothet girl enters the picture and threatens their relationship

These movies are 'Porn' for women, and i get that, but why do women have such shit taste in their own fantasies? These movies arent even sexy or erotic or even explore the fetish correctly.

The twilight series is another example of Porn for women, only there the boring virgin main character with no self confidence somehow has 2 chads fighting over her.

She wants anal

do they show any BRAAAAAP or gaping or anal?

because women are just dumb animals

>Be a female 10/10 aka a nobody nothing loser who hasn't had sex yet
>Get the ultimate 10/10 dream guy chad
That's the female fantasy
>Do nothing
>Get everything
That's it

>virgin in her 20's (kek)

I don't see how that's a laughing matter

Watch out for Chad and Tyrone

Sadly, Raimi couldn't direct it.

It's more unrealistic than him being a handsome young billionaire with a huge dick and a female friendly sex fetish

Use that to try out some kinky shit on her. Get her into anal.

Are you saying this bitch is trying to cuck me?!?

No, I'm pretty sure this one has the rape scene in it. She says the safe word, and he keeps going.

Tell me more!
Slap her silly.

>I find this girl attractive so I want to see a better looking man than me have sex with her
literal cuck

>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
Wtf why would I want to go in her ass?

>twilight series
You know 50 shades is literally twilight fan fiction and the author just changed the names when she started trying to sell it

Get her a strap on then faggot, or try to get some threesomes out of it at least

describing all porn there mate.

>trying

>watching porn in 2017

wtf is wrong with you

solo scenes exists

alot of things, obviously.
You don't watch porn?

I've seen zero promotion for this movie. Figured they just gave up on the series since people hated the first one.

There's an ad for it in on every single bus stop from where I live to the university I go to, both ways.

fuck no

literally no need when women are this easy

stop playing with your dick

There's TV ads every ad break here.

7/10

People are dumb for falling for this

it's going to crush every other movie coming out this weekend

>literally no need when women are this easy
virgin detected

>Calls me a faggot for not wanting to sodomize asshole
Wtf
>Get some threesomes out of it
Maybe

Fuck no, porn is degenerate

Fap on your own or fuck a vagina, dont cuck yourself and watch porn

is this the one where the sister gets kidnapped or killed or something?

Anal sex doesn't make you gay, being attracted to other men does.

Whats the next title gonna be?

fifty shades of complete darkness?

Im actually paniccing trying to figure out what did she mean by this and it's really making me think

50 shades of niggerdicks

classic Sup Forums projection

Why would I go in that rough stinky shithole instead of the warm wet vagina?

50 shades darker than black

I liked it better when it was called Secretary. Actually had a gf who asked to watch it.

Name calling isn't projection, son.

'Projection' and 'ad hominem' are the new 'u mad'

50 Shades of BLACKED

So would you go to a showing just to pick up some sub cougars?

Secretary was so tame.
There's an idea.

50 shades freed

i caught myself getting interested in the story and becoming curious at how it would all play out

then we got the cliffhanger ending and i was swiftly reminded it's a fucking trilogy designed to make and sell 3 rather than 1, and any positive opinion i had was swiftly eradicated

god forbid someone wants to drop 30 bucks and just watch a full story start to finish while they munch on snacks, jesus christ

You have to be 18 to post here

>adapt first book of a trilogy
>it sells alright

how on earth could any sane mind think they wouldn't?

This always will boggle my mind

>edwerd became a rich and fucked a lady and it was fckn hot m8
>wow u should really sell this its so awesome
>ok but oscar meyer doesn't want me to use the vampires so i'll just make it a dood

>Some waitress at a bar mentions she's going to see it by herself.
>I ask at what time.
>She says you're not going to see it with me.
>I tell her it'll be fun. She can bring the popcorn and I'll bring the nipple clamps.
>Calls me a fucking jackass.
:|

Does your girlfriend have hygiene problems or something?

Youre ugly

if you were a 7/10 or above that would have gone very differently

JAV exists

You should've slapped her face when she said that and told her you're not asking, then slipped a hundred-dollar bill down her cleavage.

>they don't show her gagged at all
Complete shit, baka desu senpai

Not enough saliva/10

I don't know about that.
>Another time she mentions she had sex with a fat guy that used to work there.
>I'm surprised since this guy was about 250 lbs. and remark, "Well big guys need to get love from somebody."
>She says, "Do you want to make fun of anyone else that I've slept with?"
>I say, "Who haven't you slept with?"
She went and put on a pouty face and never said anything except to get me more beer that night.

>Who haven't you slept with
Surprised she didn't say you

Nice

The first movie was tame as fuck

Watched it with my current fuck-buddy at the time
Afterwards we looked at each other and laughed like "we've done FAR worse than that, lame movie"


Do people really consider light bondage and dominance to be "groundbreaking"?

My fucking sides

Anything other than vanilla is threatening and dangerous to the Puritan values of America.

>Caring about the performance of something that you don't care about

Get laid faggot

Oh shit, that's right
I forgot the movie and book is American

Thank god I live in a sexually liberated continent

White American women are fucking lame prudes.

And you call that hardcore?

There's one long montage but that's about it. Worth it though. Dakota a cute.

Didn't say it was baka, don't have a dynamic IP atm. I bet you don't even mexican sugar dance.

Yeah, we arent enlightened enough for Oogdaboo from Nigeria and Ahmed from Syria to tag team our wives like you guys.

>>>/reddit/

Here on Sup Forums we like when stuff we don't like fails

I used to be ok with ass stuff but then I grew out of porn. The BRAAAP posters were right. Butts are for squeezing and pooping, not fucki g

>mexican sugar dance.
Tell me more!

>mexican sugar dance
don't joke about that shit

That honestly shouldve worked

She must be out of your league

True, even mouthbreathers that post here are more attractive than an asian male.

Nah, I think I've just made too many jokes at her expense before. Oh well, I'll just keep on doing it.

europeons rekt

No but she still poops out of her asshole and I can make my dick or finger stink if I put one inside her bumhole and scoop around

Okay, read FSOG and wonder two things

>1
Do American really use condoms when having sex?
I can understand for a one night stand, but for someone you trust? WTF?

Is spanking/slapping during sex considered a big deal in America?
We do it all the time, lol

Those are some good bantz but shes got you set deep in the nofuck zone

That's the male fantasy too.

1. It's the only way to be safe, user!
2. Hurting your partner is terrible, you shouldn't hit girls user!

Me and my gf are going to watch it on Saturday ironically.

That's faggy

Do American really use condoms when having sex?

Children will ruin you for life

>Is spanking/slapping during sex considered a big deal in America?

Domestic abuse will ruin you for life

Pretty much except guys it's frequently
>do everything
>get everything
Because being a winner as a male actually matters

m8, even deviantart fanfiction is better. At the very least buy tickets to another movie and so it won't profit.