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Got home from going to the Pens vs Jests game solo bros, ask me anything.

Bulju

Did you have fun? I always have fun when I go alone.

No lifelongs plz

You may ONLY post in this thread if your team is ELITE.

NOT SO FAST EVERYONE BELOW US IN THE STANDINGS!

wher r animugrills

coilers are some lucky bastards

I would pay $100 to end the 2017-18 season right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it two years ago in the first round, I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

I did actually. Spent more for a ticket than I imagined so I had to take take it easy on beers, first time I only had one beer at a game since I turned 21. I feel about 12% less depressed and would do it again

kek

>tfw Blackhawks tomorrow

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put your faith in VGK, lad.

12-0 desu
reddithawk """""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""" will quickly disappear as usual

rectally ravaged

thread is moving so fast no one will know that >rags

based Caps poster

bruh that's clearly a pens """fan""" false flagging as philly

Bumping
We're all gonna make it, spend some time with your family instead of hoc

>crapitals

Who fantasy?

oh pardon me, my lady.

Should I get nosebleed section seats for tomorrow's Hawks / leds game

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yeah you should, if you want to spend money on food or beers. i wanted to sit close to analyze finland

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good post. do you mind if i save this >rags?

Chicken tender subs are on sale this week.

how many points this season? i'll say 75

post pictures of people who have more goals than McGaykid

>team that can't score more than 2 goals a game
>worst PP in the league
>6-2 over the Caps with PP at 50%

ALL HAIL DEREK "PPG" "CONN SMYTHE" "SELKE" "PROBABLY HEISMAN TOO AS THE NFL DESPERATELY TRIES TO REGAIN RELEVANCE" DORSETT

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>canucks 3 day break
welp. at least it's against the >stors

what would be better
>cantpucks make the playoffs and get swept in 5
or
>free falling come december and finish with 50 points

more than i'll ever get

SEETHING!

Canucks are a top-8 team in the league lol.

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Ovechkin will never win a cup

holy fuggg that canucks game was goat. shame about that meme goal with 2 mins remaining though

The actual, inevitable outcome, personally guaranteed by me

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the game against the mild was the only game the cantpucks scored 1 goal this year

is the buffalo sauce a meme or no?

Trips of truth!

it's just the texas pete buffalo sauce with extra butter added.

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have at it my friend, ragsposting is welcomed here

THE ASS RAVAGED AUTISTIC DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

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it's pretty reddit

wow what a bold prediction.

Chicken tender sub, extra toasted. add bacon and blue cheese crumbles on top. go home and add whatever hot sauce or buffalo sauce of your choosing.

Okay, so who the FUCK starts the Stars game?

Markstrom or Nilsson?

nilsson because aside from that shit goal late he deserved the win

thanks so much user. my >rags is humble but i give you an inconsolable goalie, its common but good and effective

other than the last goal nilsson played pretty decent. dont think he was shit enough to need to change back to markstrom yet.

>tfw vrbata got a hattrick but only 5 total hats came flying down because the panthers arena is empty

Markstrom because the Law of Nilsson says he's now overdue for a first-period blowout

Are we

>riding the hot hand

this year?

>anti-jynx makes Nilsson gets another shutout

t. reddit

>tfw you realize Vrbata wasn't shit in his last season 3 years ago with the Sedins... it was the Sedins being shit with Vrbata

shh

yes because they are bascially 1e/1f tier

>t. only watches the 3rd period

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I am an Islanders fan. Say something nice to me.

What went wrong?

If you add up all of the Arizona Coyotes wins... and then take that number and multiply it by zero you get zero
So as you can all see we are equals bros

you're not the >rags

How Can Zero Exist If Our Eyes Don't Exist

>canucks talking with montreal for galchenyuk
pls no

If you add up all the Coyotes wins and multiply them by any conceivable number you still get zero

located in dc

The only French Canadian player the Canucks have is Chaput.

I could see a fair Chaput for Galchenyuk trade by mr Bergevin

I can see us giving up a goaler.

after that trade canucks trade galchenyuk for a 1st. make it happen gypsy jim

galchenyuk for boeser WHEN?

>hasb

What is wrong with Montreal this year? WHY are they so bad? I haven't watched any of their games but nobody expected them to be as bad as they are.

Never. We were nice enough to lend him to you for prom, you can't keep him.

i dunno, i expected them to be bad. maybe not abysmal, but bad. lost markov and radulov and replaced with nothing.

damn, kippers looks like THAT?

Daniel Sedin is 10th on the team in points.

Henrik Sedin is 15th on the team in points.

2 players on the Canucks have double the amount of points Daniel has.

1 player on the Canucks have triple the amount of points Henrik has.

>deleting your post

i watched stpeach today and it wasnt some chinklet not a thicc white girl. wtf??

trevor carrick for galchenyuk who says no

why are frenchleafs always so angry

>come home from work to a loss

they have NEVER forgotten that the superior anglo will always be their master

1759, best year of my life

"Eh, user? You've got something to say to me? Hurry, I have practice!"

What do you say?

was that the year you sent them down to lousiana?

"Wanna go to Japadog with me senpai?"

feels bad desu

stick?

no, that was a little bit before. 1759 was when we conquered quebec and annexed it. you were still on the same team as us for that one, so feel free to make fun of the frogs

8-1 tomorrow. V G K.

Preds fans are fucking dumb lol