My daughter is in a UN club, she represents the USA and need a costume to represent it. What would be a good...

My daughter is in a UN club, she represents the USA and need a costume to represent it. What would be a good, representative and appropriate costume?

Well she's already a Mexican so she's good to go

Does your daughter have BMI>30? Then she's good to go

Pictured please, and take pictures

Does your daughter fart and shart her self all the time?
Then she is good to go!

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>daughter
How old are you?

35

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Cowboy hat, stars & stripes bikini, and a walmart scooter with attached dancing pole.

A fatsuit

This summarizes the American spirit. You could also put her on redneck's attire and a torch.

ITT: Not even a single original, non-100% predictable meme/bantz

Sup Forums is dead.

Oh please, my cunt has been bullied 10x harder than yours.

Debatable.

A fat suit and a motorized scooter

pilot shades and a shirt printed all over with stars and stripes

A small impotent circumcised cock to represent to will of the American people.

yeah nah bitch

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I would go with Columbia

yeah, in original ways. it gets kind of boring when you see the same shit every day, be creative

SHART

yeah yeah, think of something new

>be creative
How about instead you faggots stop using this board so it can be truly international?
Americans are the worst posters and it makes no fucking sense why you idiots haven't been region blocked yet. No one wants you here; we use humour as a way to laugh at the retarded side of Americans in order to deal with the cancerous side.

Go shoot up a school or something, cunt. Set a new high score. Just fuck off.

dress her like this a huge succes is guaranteed :^)

>ban a country
>on international
australian """""""""""""""""""""""""""intellectuals"""""""""""""""""""""

forgot the pic

>this level of anal devastation
wew

>the fact an american post is on this board sends other countries in seething rages
lmao get fucked fag

OBSESSED

Sounds like someone forgot to take their medication this morning. Poor guy.

Goddamn, you guys really do have em young.

She's only 6

The projection is strong in this one.

Pant suit or one of Hilary's suits

I find it odd that you'd do a mock government for kids that age. They're honestly not going to learn anything.

Dress her like this.

Tell her to yell "Burn the witch!" every time she gets to speak.

They're too old for cosplay at any age in which they would

>Croatia

Oh god, the irony.

white pants with a shitstain

Getting triggered a bit too easy there, m8.

Why do Americans responding to banter always sound like they just got here from 9gag?

It looks great and there are lots of nice modern parallels to what was going on then.

>the current version of "lol u mad?"

The words might change but the attitude?

Never.

That's the Australian poster that seethes to tears over America, surely you've seen him before

He hasn't seen that aussie sperglord post here before
He obviously just arrived here from 9gag, which explains the projection in his post

you mad much?

Still not as irritating as that butthurt Mexican.