Why are the turtles obsessed with pizza? Pizza isn't even fucking good. They coulda thought of something worthwhile

Why are the turtles obsessed with pizza? Pizza isn't even fucking good. They coulda thought of something worthwhile.

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Why is the dubsman obsessed with dubs? Dubs aren't even fucking good. They coulda thought of something worthwhile.

like trips
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>make it a pie, pies are easier to draw
same principle

Because they live in New York

And also even bad pizza is still pretty good.

They live in the sewers and probably don't have tons of cash, what should they be in to? Sushi?

Also,
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
Fag, if pizza wasn't so bad for you I'd probably eat it every day.

>posting worst turtles

>Pizza isn't even fucking good
NY pizza is

It's the only thing that they can actually take down into the sewers with them, because a pizza is the exact same shape as a manhole. Any other kind of food wouldn't fit.

>be a spic
>grow up in a beaner household
>mother is a classic mexican mom who cooks, cleans, has a full time job
>grow up eating mostly mexican food
>almost every fucking meal has tortillas involved
>get older
>hang out with friends
>all they want to eat is mexican food
>its their favorite food

I can eat pizza and hamburgers everyday.

Here's an interesting fact: turtles can't digest cheese.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had severe diarrhea after each meal.

>because a pizza is the exact same shape as a manhole
Square?

That's a pizza box you idiot.

coloring book writers live off cheap junk. they write what they know.

What if they liked these instead?

I have to kill myself now, unless that's his sister. Actually, even if it is.

too carnivory. theyre supposed to be cutesy yet edgy toitles

They're in Manhattan.
New York is known for pizza and shit.

No shit? They always took the square pizza box down with them, so I dunno what your on about with your manhole theory, dickhead

Yea but they ate pizza with pepperoni which is pork.

I feel you my dude

why don't they move crack, crash jet fuel into buildings and talk loudly with big noses, ny is also known for those

they steal the pizzas directly off the line you idiot, they don't have wallets.

Raph does talk loud and even has an accent since he's the only one who roams the streets.

Why? Do you imply that crazy frog bros. were autistic or couldn't get laid? They looked way more active and energetic than regular Sup Forums user

yeah but viewers don't know that directly, all we see are yellow circles which remind us of multiple flavors. tendies can't be anything but ground up chikkin

Yet Sonic liked chilli dogs.

I always thought that was bizarre when I was younger

The guy that said it was so they can fit it into the sewers is half right.

The correct answer is they eat pizza because it is Italian and the TMNT all have Italian names.

Sonic gave birth to edglordism tho plus who cares about Sup Forums shit anthropomorphism

The turtles ate pizza because it was cowabunga and very delicious.

its generally the only portable food you can get delivered besides chinese.

the turtles cant walk into the stores very easily.

Is

that

took you a bit, huh?

a fact?

here's your real answers>the TMNT all have Italian names.
btw

I have other threads to shitpost in. I can't spend all morning disproving stupid ass theories from shitheads in a single thread. Off you go now.

>ninja turtles are obsessed with pizza
>their pizza has no toppings
>only cheese
COULD IT BE?

The rad teenagers of the 80's were all about pizza, babes, and disco music.

hol up they din steal nuffin dey wuz gud turtles shiet

>9fag watermark

9gag is the home of most browsers on this esteemed board.

Reddit, 9gag, and tumblr are all based.

>The rad teenagers of the 80's were all about pizza
This.

Sorry :)

Things millennials will never understand.

in the original script it was fried chicken and watermelon but that wasn't considered 'pc'

>you will never again watch bootleg porn kino on VHS that you bought for a thousand dollars
why am i still alive

end it all

High quality pizza isn't bad for you.

MICHEL
ANGELO

IS A PARTY DUDE

>ywn eat another Crunchabunga again

New York pizza is the same greasy shit as everywhere else. If you unironically think New York pizza is better you should go ahead and kill yourself

>west of the rockies fag detected

How does it feel to not know what good bread is?

no joke, this movie is comic book kino

>you will never go into Burger King to get the newest Burger King Kids Club Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles VHS tape.

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this desu my famalamalamalamalama-

jaja is this the new ebin mememe in Sup Forums?????? :D :D :DD

なぜカメは寿司に執着していますか? ピザはさっぱりしていない。 彼らは価値のあるものを考え出すことができた。

>dat barefoot tickling of April and the young blonde girl in The Great Boldini

Wew

youtube.com/watch?v=228WvjzHtUA

They knew exactly what they were doing.

Because even though they're master is a japanese rat, they were raised in NY, NY so...pizza.

now i want pizza. thanks Sup Forums.

Marguerita is best pizza, not even being pretentious here, it JUST TASTES BETTER
>hurr I need deepfried burgers wrapped in bacon sprinkled with mini deep friend pizzas as toppings to enjoy it
Kys tastless fuck, might as well just chug rendered pig fat

Chicken pizza > > > any other meme toppings

>tfw I remember that too
fuck, why do I recall shit like this? but useful things I seem to forget?

you just have to pick up the phone my man

>not even being pretentious
>JUST TASTES BETTER
kys, twice. plebbitfag

That animation actually looks really impressive wtf

IT'S A COVER UP

t. amerilard

>Pizza isn't even fucking good

>Amateur ass technique that can't even keep most of the cheese
>Carboard-esque crust that look more elstic than rubber
>random leaves that even look appetizing
>can't even cut the pizza in slices right

Yeah right nigga, don't be a contrarian

Millennials grew up with the ninja turtles.

>I don't have an argument
>therefore amerilard
vaffanculo. italians scoff at faggots' attempt to look sophisticated by liking generic things. you might as well be a weeb proclaiming the superiority of authentic ramen, and how you're not a pleb who eats Maruchan. nobody cares.

But I already did, years ago.

It's a random image from google, idiot. I'm not being contrarian it literally tastes better.
I couldn't care less what italians or retards on Sup Forums believe. It tastes better, again I'm not contrarian or try to appear sophisticated, it's just a hard fact.
>/ck/
You are the ones having cup ramen and sriracha threads every single day

>I couldn't care less

Mikey and Leo are pretty into face sitting. Raphael and Donnie ain't having none of that shit.

IMPRESSIVE

Well pizza was just about the only food delivered in the 80s other than chinese?
Did you see the turtle movies? They order and pizza and the delivery guy chucks it down the hole and gets money back

Woah I sure will stop enjoying food because you posted that image about video games

LOOK at that subtle off-green coloring. The tasteful thickness of the VHS. Oh my god, is that a stickermark?

please keep posting, it's entertaining. the post is just to mock you.

nah, can save money by picking it up myself. Pizza tiem.

I only got 3 of the tapes. I never completed the set.

>COWABUNGA, GROUND UP VEGGIE PELLET TIME!

those aren't bays turtles wtf are you talking about.

>what should they be in to? Sushi?
Splinter frequently eats Sushi in the 80's cartoon

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Because they're from New York you FUCKING FAGGOT! Don't make threads when you know the answers to your questions. Stop seeking attention on the internet.

>pizza isn't that good
Gas yourself.