Chicongo nightly scanner thread, Quality OC alread edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

alternative
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/


>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Zone-10 (local user's beat)
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1

donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
cpdmemorial.org/

New Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=f8HtmFtGSQo

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.

>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.

>Jigaboo Central Time

>please clap

>fags boyfriend beating him up

>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided

>actives shoter

>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

>Trash can fires

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...

>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.

>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks

>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?

>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY

>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED

>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR

>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.

>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN

>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?

first

SHOTS FIRED MUH NIGGA GO GETTEM ROBERT

the bingo will continue to evolve.

CONTINUED...

>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.

>FOOT PERSUIT!!

>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED

>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT

>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".

>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle

>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD

>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!

>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."

>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.

>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD

>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!

>arguing nigs in the gym

>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!

>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.

>SLOW IT DOWN

>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.

>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!

>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!

>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"

>toy gun used in robbery

>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."

>ROOF PARTY!

>*GROOAAANN* *Whistle!*

>Baby Daddy with an AFRO is banging on the windows and yelling in the neighbors yard.

>SKYKANGZ SKYKANGS DINDU ANSWER

>WHAT'S ON FIRE, ROBERT?


What a goddamn city.

B A B Y D I C K

>stable is not a Robert the ex boyfriend is throwing uhauls

R O B E R T
O
B
E
R
T

CHICAGO GARAGE MARKET IN FREEFALL

>didn't hear you, too much static
>garage on fire
>blacks in white t-shirts
>7-8 shots fired
>All in the span of a minute.
Real blackout bingo hours.

ROBERT
O
B
E
R
T

Dat OC is amazing.
Somebody give that user a whole lotta chicken tendies!

A new episode of Robert
Tonight on Channel 2 WBBM-TV

Here's a hypothetical

How bad do you think the chimpout would be if a skinhead or nazi group had a big event on the 4th

BLONDE HAIR

playing live music :-)

>tfw graveyard shift CPD officers lead more interesting lives than probably 90-99% of other police officers in the country

>manlet blond trying to carjack

>carjacking!
bingo

robert

not big

>5'5
MANLET

What the fuck is happening

>high as fuck

>in red panties

She's about to pass out lmao

>blond hair

FUCKING A WHITE MALE, RACISTS NAZI KKK TRUMP VOTERS BTFO

epic CPD memes and happenings
robert

Can we meme another Afghanistan vs Refugee fight into existence like last night?

You Absolutely can!!

someone in chicago do something to get on the police scanner

10/10,4. Would binge watch in red panties.

>ABSO...LUTELY CAN

Not the ones in my district. It's quiet here, kek blesses this area.

Comfy thread listening to Chicago PD, also robert.

kek

he cant keep getting away with it!

"robert someone sprayed gimmme chicken tendies on the wall robert"

>Radio has gone quiet
The niggers must be reloading

But then I wouldnt be able to shitpost and meme and hear the word of our lord kek.

Much quieter than last night, nigs must be charging up for the holiday weekend chimpout

>anonymous caller
which one of you faggots contacted robert

So different with the background music. Almost beautiful in a way.

>Somebody parked their car in anonymous's parking space!

>he's everywhere at once

what day is the most craziest?

Any other taglines boys?

Wednesday is the slow night but they were wilding the fuck out plenty so far tonight.

wow silence.

it was a little crazier about an hour ago

There must be a way to call the cpd with one of those free phone apps?

July "Day O' Chimps" 4th

I understand these threads are for chicongo but any thoughts on keeping a Cleveland thread on standby?

I understand a chimpout at the convention is pretty unlikely but all it takes is one aggressive ghetto dweller with a gun popping of a couple shots into crowd and we got a massive gunfight/riot

>stable will not be a condition

>redline jarvis?

Probably a
>check your keys
at the bottom.

Oh my god YES!

How can Robert be in so many places at once? You would think with all of the police after him they would have got him by now.

last night was lit! roberts everywhere
i also expect july 4th to be nuts. the fireworks are a great cover for gunshots.

We can make it a /cnsg/ special

...

Yeah just imagine remember the fact that the cleavland police are suited up with assult weapons riot gear and tear gas

Fresh OC courtesy of the CPD.
>Alonzo Clark
>Retail theft

Is robert a Cpd officer or vigilante?

>pretty unlikely

Yes... yes..

this, when convention time comes we need ohiobros to post the cleveland scanner

International man of mystery

Do it.
Noice.

And do what?

Prevent someone from calling in about their chimp boyfriend stealing a uhaul, drive by spraying all the PCP grannies blaring music?

Children are playing on construction equipment user! Don't tie up the line !

"One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."

Yeah but still it's pretty unlikely for anything to happen but still it's a domino affect one violent crook lets a couple shots out into the crowd mix that with cops already on edge and BOOM you've got a the L.A riots clustered in one area

Was that a gunshot?

he's a judge dredd type mixed with batman

he's everywhere and nowhere.
he's the name criminals utter in there fever dreams
he's the monster hiding under Alfondia's coffin
he's the specter behind every dealer

he is everyone and no one

he is Robert

Hold up. What is going on in Chicago?

replace the center with
"check your keys in july 4th"
and its done.

>white neighborhood

What did I miss?

Or one agent provocateur

>unlikely to happen
nigga have you seen east cleveland

brutal

So what's charlie?

Is that like robert's sidekick?

this night is way more calm than yesterday, but still there are stuff happening.

quieting down for the night? or the calm before the storm?

Nothing we just listen to the ghetto trash blowing each other's guts over the sidewalk (we're doing it up to July 4th but we may do it longer) just tune into the broadcast

democratic legislators, understaffed Police and the strictest gun laws at work

Cheers Episode in progress; where everyone knows Roberts name and Skykangs

charlie is the speaker?
didnt you wacth the movies?

There isn't a nuclear apocalypse scenario anywhere near this fucking level of insanity

Routine nightly chimpenings.

>"LADY" FRIEND

>PMS

>problem with a ladyfriend
>domestic battery immediately after

It's a new thing we're doing at night. We listen to the police radio in Chicago and it's pretty entertaining. Around the 4th of July is usually when most niggers get jiggered. Get /comfy/ and enjoy.

JERROD'S GOT PUNKED BY HIS LADY

>another guy getting beaten up by his girlfriend

Somebody please don't meme and tell me what Robert actually means.

This is why I have taken up the mantle of thread historian.

Somebody's gotta try to explain this shit to the faggots who jump on late.

Robert is love. Robert is life.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Robert so much, I had all the action figures and COPS episodes
>I pray to Robert every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Robert is love" I say; "Robert is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Robert
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Robert
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Suspect apprehended., take him in boys."
>He grabs me with his powerful Robert hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Robert
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Robert
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his massive baton
>I want to please Robert
>He blares his mighty siren as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Robert looks him straight in the eyes and says "Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening."
>Robert leaves through my window

###R