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he was just high and snorting dingleberries

Just vomited

Why do i have to be so fucking hungover

:3

your dad talks about his debauchery with you? cringe

Tell me about yourselves
Promise I won't dox you

drink water and eat fruit

>not sharing raunchy stories with your son in strict confidence h won't repeat them to your wife
brainlet

t. no father figure in his life to tell him stories about the past

>cringe
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my gf was bad as fuck when she was a little kid, like breaking windows and shit. Shes good now but shes always laughing whenever she tells me about it like she doesn't even regret it and I'm afraid shes going to tell our kids about it someday and indirectly encourage it