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No cricket on lads.

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based multi-talented le avo man

why do u say this

Based Wankush how's the dairy lad

Beautiful, lush country with mountains and shit vs a desert shithole. Easy choice

*a desert shithole full of deadly biting animals

Norman tigwell>whatever pie chucker that is in the op whose name escapes me

Check out the freshie

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Namefags please use alternate thread. Thank you.

Your thread is awful, no edition and gives the mods reasons to slide by letting them know there’s no cricket on. Get in mine instead

page 2 thread pls go

Back to your freshie containment thread runt

>was sexting the gf lastnight
>fell asleep as she finished off
she wasnt even mad

GOOSEN

based kiwi thread out-performing the pommy samefag thread

Enjoying how many GOAT Zealanders there are in this thread

Over here m8

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*dabs one straight through the covers*

Tests and T20s I reckon. 50 over is shit now, used to be a best of both worlds now it's worst of both.

there is no such thing as limited overs cricket, a cricket match can only be decided across two innings and cricket only realises itself in first-class form. Accept no imitations

Is Statsy still alive or has he succumbed to the HIV?

And when did /cric/ degrade into a shitty hangout for pommy autist samefags? Seems I've been away too long.

hide new ze*land threads
ignore new ze*land posts
do not reply to new ze*land posters

Harder country means harder people. That's why poo peelanders and cucknadians are well known for being huge poofters lol

Don't worry /cric/, I'll be here all summer again. This thread is going to be lit as f.

I'm pretty tough 2bh

Can't decide which thread to dedicate myself to

Namefag? Freshcunt? Pommy shitter?
Other thread.
Based af Antipodean? Muscular? Attractive to women?
This thread.

>unironically doesn't know who lurch the AvoGOD is
Go play in traffic you mongaloid

shall be posting here with the kiwi lads instead of the poms tonight

feel a kinship with the oceanic lads

We'll be in bed soon, then it'll just be you and that tragic pom namefag

he’s more entertaining than you

Fuck off to your containmemt thread then chappy

you dreary Redditlord hobbit

>waah no one chose my shitty tjread waah
*throws rattle*

yours was made first tbf but the war isn’t over yet

>he

You've already lost because you actually care about /cric/ threads

I’ve just got into this now

NEED mff to return from double maths and ignite some youthful spirit and wonder into at least one of these threads

*dabs it down fine leg*

what should my rocket fuel for the weekend be lads

Bleach.

be

Not heard that one before . Comedy gold

AusGods absolutely thrashing pom cucks as expected

To be expected.
SH>NH in all major team sports 2bh.

why was kp never considered a heartthrob, was it racism or was he just never QUITE there in the looks department

tonight we ask the real questions

This is true

lad when I’m done with you I swear to god there will be three hits
Me hitting you
You hitting the floor
And the fucking ambulance hitting 90

racoon haircut

yeah but he got rid of it quite early on innit

that kind of thing isn't forgotten

hmm u might be right
really makes you think

Shall be posting in this thread methinks.

shall be posting in both

love south Australia
The thinking man’s state

begrudgingly accept the fact that Iwill have to pothe in this thread but I shan't reply to daniel/any new ze*lander/poopeelander/suicidelander

AusGods smashed pomcucks 18-4 lads

just absolutely demolished a breakfast treble lads time for some vodka and coke now

think the most utilitarian thing to do would be to systematically execute every last suicidelander by first putting all males in a giant blender then pouring the sickly concoction into a large vat. Then we would drown every last new ze*lander woman and child in said vat, erase their """""""country""""""" from the history books and give their country to the maoris.

already too hot to sleep with a blanket

do you sleep naked

agreed

hate tests
hate boredis
love t20

Yes. With my giant Queenslander cock free as a bird

love bests
hate brainletbash
hate poODIs

revolting 2bqh

Mff is a precocious young mind if I’m honest

love bests too

Is this a new copypasta?

reminder Sri Lanka in India has UPSET written all fucking over it and you can screencap this post if you like

You know you can't resist a Queenslander

legend

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it was alright, needs a sequel

I've seen things you people wouldnt believe

based

reminder I instigated the inial post of sri GOATka being dark horses in the upcoming series

lmao

just done a phat shit lads

unironically reckon it's in the top 10, top 15 shits I've taken in the last decade

stop it the Reddit casuals will get mad if you start talking about test cricket that doesn’t involve either aus or england

Name a test match dismissal more cerebral than a SLA drift lbw to a right handed bat

personally cant wait for fiji vs usa

u wot

Find this whole 'sixteen year old tripfag posting like he's on twitter' gimmick to be very irritating desu

seen any good prossies lately lad

he isn’t really desu, knows more about cricket than 90% of the posters here too. He isn’t a casual

no full stop mate so it isn’t him, unless that’s a disguise now he’s been publically shamed

the goat

Might start donning caps and full stops like a nonce.

But then people will mistake me for a brothel botherer, need a way to distinguish myself from both prossielad and my talented prodigy mrfuckface.

I always type lower case too zach. how about all caps

maybe you should start donning caps and full stops, as you have the trip to distinguish yourself from the brothel botherer

actually it doesn’t matter we can both just go no caps