Isildur's Bane?

Isildur's Bane?

Aye

Ghetem Onnboord, i'll call it in... why did he say this to Ghetem, for what purpose?

If i pull that rong off, would you die?

Why didn't they just use the eagles to capture Bane?

"you don't get to bring Fellows"

crashing this eagle, with no survivors

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Do you think orcs rape women and she-elves during wars?

TELL ME ABOUT GANDALF! WHY DOESN'T HE DO ANY USEFUL MAGIC?

>the extended extended edition of RotK has the eagles crashing into the world trade centre
I know jackson was pretty ill with laryngitis, but letting Raimi take over for those 2 weeks was a poor decision

male orc raping female elf at incredibly high speed.avi.exe

ORC'ED

>we're coming up on the five year anniversary of TDKR

wyrm riding nazgul would stop the eagles

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DURIN'S BANE?

Elvish chicks are so fun to pork!
Fuck their eyes just like an orc!
Lick their asses and smash their face!

That's how Bilbo Baggins rapes!

Dump your cock into every hole
Pound them up with your thumping pole
And when you've finished, if they are whoooooole,
Post pictures online just to troll!

*flute plays*
That's how Bilbo Baggins Rapes!

beautiful

I don't think Orcs have sexual organs. The creature in the image however, is an Uruk-hai, and they probably do have penises.

Literally a retard meme. Stop.

t.penis expert

YOU'RE AN INCORPOREAL GUY

Orcs reproduce like elves though

Underrated

VERY WELL

>WAS NOT PASSING PART OF YOUR PLAN?

jesus christ raimi

r/ing the pic with Elrond and Isildur refusing to destroy the ring

you know the one

ISILDUR!

Why didn't Elrond just push him into the fire?

I really wish I had the energy to get invested and sperg out about LotR

isildur was like 8 feet tall and surrounded by bodyguards
also the king of rivendell killing the king of gondor would start a massive war

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>choosing between starting a war and ending the age of both men and elves.

Hmmm

>coming up

Newfag detected

That's a big horse

Nicely memed

>GRIMA?

shouldn't he be saying "yes"?

No. He was too beta

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What the fuck is the lord of all horses? And why is white?

>Not "You're a big eye"
Shameful

gandalf was just making shit up because he knew those idiots would never call him out on it

maiar ain't got time for all that

>high