American movie

>American movie
>characters aren't fat

>yuropoor film
>characters are muzzies

>european movie
>the characters aren't muslim

>American movie
>There are no spics

>American movie
>doesnt take place in New York the whole time
>soundtrack isnt gangster rap with gunshots in the background
>all characters arent shot immediately and then survive but die anyway because of no healthcare
>all characters arent brown

>British movie.
>characters have straight, white teeth.

False equv. 66%+ of Americans are fat. In terms of total population of Europe, Muslims aren't 66%+.

Hourly American obsession thread

Wake up in the morning feeling a need to fart
Grab my gun, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this mart
Before I leave, fill my gut with a burger or two
Cause when I shop, I always gotta poo

I'm talking skid marks on my clothes, clothes
Shit running to my toes, toes
People always hold their nose, nose
Muffin-topping, eating our favourite burgers
Rolling on the scooters
Racing all the poopers

Had to shart, in the mart
Really tried to fart
Tonight, Imma binge
Till my belt comes off the hinge
Tick-tock, on the scales
My diet's gonna fail

T. Triggered Ahkmed.

>movie takes place in New York
>If the scene is during the day, it's at some monument or government building or office building
>If the scene is at night it's some shitty part of the city with litter everywhere, bums begging for money, hookers on the corner, police sirens in the background, a dog barking somewhere close by, and dumpsters full of garbage that clearly need emptied

Heads up seven up?

Minesweeper.

t.

why are brits such cucks?

What the fuck? That's a thing? I thought it was just some random game my day care made up. Holy shit.

>British miniseries
>has to be a period piece about some stuffy rich family in the late 1800s so the audience can remember the good old days of no Muslims, Africans, Pakis, etc.

>american movie
>forced diversity isn't actually forced because they are 43% white and all their women are BLACKED

Isn't this inaccurate when you consider OP made this thread unprovoked?

>yfw

>""American"" character
>doesn't have a scooter

I just got the new rascal model

Hey man, just so you know. 68% of America is overweight. Some states have upwards of 40% obesity. But also, 20% of America is Obese as well as 68% of them being overweight.

Pretty much the only one who are not fat are the ones required by law to not be, servicemen, who can still come in XXL size.

>american character
>isn't fat
>isn't in permanent debt
>isn't complaining about politics
>isn't being shot
>isn't being bombed
>isn't being spied on

at least spic are catholic KEK

>all these yuropoors projecting their hate onto the U.S.
I know we're great and everything, but these hourly U.S. obsession threads need to stop.

>be American.
>think these threads are funny.
>inevitably, they always turn a 180 into triggering the rest of the world.
>be American

This t.b.h

Sure are a lot of triggered amerifats ITT

No there isn't

>Paris scene
>No suicide bombings in the distance
>No crowds of Muslims blocking the streets because it's prayer time
>No smell of piss everywhere
>No gangs of niggers raping tourists

>no one getting ran over by trucks

>mexican soap opera
>characters aren't fatter than americans

>american movie
>people get shot

Surprisingly accurate.

Lardsharts on dmg control

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>european movie
>people who drive trucks aren't terrorists
everytime

>Mexican movie.
>defunded to help pay for Wall.

this thread was started by some foreign faggot who got triggered by america

holy shit you euroshits are so far up your own asses

fucking delusional and obsessed

Hey, only 2 of these are true
4/6 if you count past tense

>girls doing salah together with boys
>girls don't even have their head covered

Embarrassing.

>American movie
>people actually care for eachother
>they don't complain about others all the time
>they don't act selfishly
>they are happy to share their stuff

might as well be science fiction

Lol

>mexican soap opera
>soundtrack isn't constant farts

>not knowing that ausgods always start these threads

>European movie
>people have jobs

Why don't Americans just go on a diet?? Do they like being so fat?

i never take them into consideration
i forget they exist to be honest

When flags were introduced on Sup Forums nearly every euro v america thread was started by aussie shitposters.

It's almost as if

The southern-hillbillies-pretending-to-be-aussie-because-aussies-banter-ecksdee shitposting
Isn't true!
Who knew!

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>american movie
>the characters aren't black

heh