ITT actors who never show up in the blind items

ITT actors who never show up in the blind items

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she's too autistic for that

Post the roast

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Ctrl+F "Beckinsale" and then click on her name for keks.

this

she just stays home and shitposts on twitter

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She's too unimportant for that.

>tfw no neanderthal gf

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How the fuck did this happen?

They have like Z list people for their antics.

This board is going places.

Really makes you think, doesn't it? Considering those things are 99% bullshit, she's too boring to even make up a lesbian rumor about.

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Jesus Christ, Sup Forums

>shitposting so hard it gets in the tabloids
Impressive.

I don't get it.

> The only reason this closeted NFL athlete would marry his beard is to take couples vacations with his long time boyfriend. Maybe that is the plan. Two gay guys both married to their beards. If it is good enough for that A list mostly movie actor and his celebrity best friend, then why not everyone huh? Aaron Rodgers/Olivia Munn

She has one consistent enough to be true, the weinstein one

How the hell such hot gal like Dadario doesn't have a bf or husband yet?

I don't understand this post, and I don't understand this thread.

For starters, what are the blind items?

>lonely middle aged women will post on Sup Forums now
Oh boy I can't wait for the 50 Shades threads.

it is a mystery

she's a dyke obviously

Blind Items are short articles about celebrity gossip. They originate from a long time ago when celebrities would pay a tabloid to not reveal their identity in the next issue. AGC archives blind items and their guesses/reveals.

Based cave girl. I wish to share my filth with her.

no man can handle her beef

Many times i find good guesses in the original sites and they aren't on agc

>If it is good enough for that A list mostly movie actor and his celebrity best friend
Who?

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what is it

Is this real?

reading all of these in a bitchy Perez Hilton faggot voice

They originated to allow the writers like Ted Cas to blatantly tell bullshit stories, but not mention any names. Basically, they're gossip +1. You can tell the most outrageous stories, but since names are never there, the person can't sue you for slander or libel.

That's how Ted Cas got fired. He accidentally named someone. Blind items are ones step below the credibility of actual gossip.

Wasn't that confirmed to be a shop?

beckinsale is a goddess

>tfw that's not you

>beckinsale is a godess
>also that picture was definitely a shoop and you shouldn't believe the gossip websites that reported it
>no Lily doesn't post on Sup Forums she's a good girl seriously why would I even want to be here

wait what shooped picture are you talking about?

See

LIES AND SLANDER

Never. Purity like her's is rare in Hollywood and even rarer in the world. One of the last actresses the Jew never infected.

apparently lindsay lohan is escorting now?

Bradley Cooper i bet

>tfw Amanda Seyfried is a serial homewrecker

autism

and she lost her finger for a few hours because of that

>This Academy Award winning actor got kicked out of a party for trying to offer this foreign born A+ list singer not named Rihanna a hit from his crack pipe

>tfw i do this and also pretend the floor is lava

>A lot of panic with our creepy AF tween shows producer/molester who thinks today’s news is going to somehow bring to light that he is the father of the at the time teenager’s baby. Dan Schneider (Jamie Spears’ daughter’s ATV accident)

Wha-what did they mean by this? But she was only a child back then herself. I can't believe the amount of garbage they would post about someone.

>A lot of panic with our creepy AF tween shows producer/molester who thinks today’s news is going to somehow bring to light that he is the father of the at the time teenager’s baby. Dan Schneider (Jamie Spears’ daughter’s ATV accident)

Sup Forums called it.

>The third installment of a franchise might never get released theatrically next year. If the second installment of the franchise does any worse than the already horrible predictions, it will be a straight to On Demand release. One of the stars of the movie says he already got paid so don’t expect him to do any promotion next year and very little this year.
>Jamie Dornan ("Fifty Shades Darker")

Awkward...

a lot of B + C list actresses turn tricks in Dubai for sheikhs

You're just barely finding this out now? A lot of actressess turn tricks in the Mid East. Some notable ones are the Kardashians and Mandy Moore. Mandy got caught using a credit card spending more then 10 thousand dollars with an Arab's name on it.

>This A+ list singer gave money to a PAC last year. Apparently the PAC got hacked and now the singer is terrified people will find out who she supported for President and that she gave $100K to the PAC. Carrie Underwood; Taylor Swift

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Totally Swift. Carrie donating to either Hitlery Kunton or Donald Trump would not seem bad, but Swift donating to The Don? Career over.

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This multitalented A lister owns an archaic telephone with a very audible switchhook solely so he can angrily slam down the phone on people after his mad tirades. 'It makes everything so much more pointed,' a former staffer alleges.

I can't comprehend why you'd smoke crack if you're rich.

She's so darn wonderful.

>Out of my normal range, but apparently this elderly A+ list royal used a mild cold as a great excuse to stay away from several possible threats against her life that intelligence services said were likely. Apparently this all came to light because one royal family member used the absence to garner himself a bunch of publicity. That has not helped his relationship with his older brother who knows the younger brother uses opportunities like this to line his pockets with questionable income. Queen Elizabeth/Prince Andrew/Prince Charles

If true, jesus.

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meant for

>Your search - site:agcwebpages.com daddario - did not match any documents.

It's true.

kek Swift was always a blatant Trumpfag

>Work has been scarce for this celebrity offspring turned B list actress who has a unique moniker on this site. Heck, if not for her name and past work she might even be a B- lister now. Apparently she made a few enemies in the film and television world and she has to do some penance. She got one tiny gig in the past 18 months.

Who is it guys?
(from crazy days and nights)

>This part-time actress/full-time model with the unusually hard to spell last name was the butt of a lot of jokes last night and probably didn’t know it. People would ask to pose with her and she would give this pursed lip Jennifer Lopez smoky eyed thing every time and no other pose. It became a running joke to see if anyone could just get her to be natural. Emily Ratajkowski

kek

How did they find out?

Mean :^(

>blind items
wtf is blind items

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Why can't they do more Euro celebs though? I wanna know if Lena Meyer-Landrut or Stefanie Heinzmann might have nudes.

(Well, in Lena's case, more and higher quality nudes)

>That B+ list mostly movie actor who was supposed to get a role he didn’t but everyone knows about now has always had a substance abuse problem. Where does he purchase his drugs? From this former almost network actress who was fired from a reboot before the show went off the air. She is also really tight with the girlfriend of the actor who used to be in the made up modeling world while trying to get into the yachting life. Miles Teller ("La La Land")/Jessica Szohr ("Gossip Girl")/Keleigh Sperry
lel

Would it kill you to read the thread?

this isn't surprising at all, Prince Andrew is a shady motherfucker

No one cares what ugly people do.

>This former A- list mostly movie actress made the bad decision we all knew would be a bad decision when she was announced in the role is back up to her old tricks. Hooking up with a married co-star. She always always hooks up with her co-star on movies. Now though, it is a little bit awkward. Jennifer Lawrence/Javier Bardem ("Mother" produced and directed by her current boyfriend Darren Aronofsk

I thought she was dating that Indian guy who's name escapes me?

Chriss Frat?

Having reread it now, it seems less bad than I thought. I initially read it as saying Andrew's deals with shady people led to threats, not what it actually says, which is that his shadiness merely brought the threats to light.

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Wasnt it that jodie foster was trying to keep her away from him.?

>When a political campaign suffers a loss, the blame game begins and people start pointing fingers at each other. A surprising amount in the Hillary camp point their fingers at this celebrity, citing them as a perfect example of why they lost and deem their participation in the campaign as 'toxic.' Lena Dunham

BTFO

>91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/08 **#10**
It is only a matter of weeks before this family member of an A+ list mostly movie actor who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee turns 18. She has already committed to doing a porn the day she turns 18. She knows her family connection will guarantee a huge amount of publicity. A massive amount. Lily-Rose Depp

WEWLAD
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> This foreign born celebrity mom staged an intervention for her actress/model underage daughter but her A list dad said she could do what she wanted so the intervention was a disaster. Lily-Rose Depp/Vanessa Paradis/Johnny Depp

/ourgirl/ still at it

Story?

She's perfect

john depp really does get his kicks from watching people close to him OD

>This singer is A list. Pretty close to A+ list. Country music. For the past several years, there have been some disturbing stories about him and the way he treats female fans who want to have sex with him. Our singer is married, but that has never kept him faithful. Oh, sure he will spin yarns about being faithful and never strays but it is just a complete bunch of crap. Apparently from the time the hotel room or bedroom door on the bus closes, the women who agree to be with him live several hours of hell. They usually emerge beaten and bruised and have been shown his collection of guns to make sure they don’t say anything to anyone. When the woman is on the bus, our singer will usually push her out the door and yell to everyone on board that they are now free to enjoy her. No one actually has sex with her, but that walk through the guys is often a horrible and basically just 90 feet of sexual assault. Last year, after a woman was forced to walk the bus gauntlet while naked and carrying her clothes and purse with her, she decided to file a lawsuit against the singer. In the letter from her attorney to the attorney for the singer, it highlighted the beating she suffered at the hands of the singer during sex and then listed 14 separate sexual assaults she suffered during the walk down the aisle of the bus. Our singer thought she was bluffing about filing a lawsuit and basically ignored repeated letters from the lawyer. Then, after about six months, the proposed lawsuit was mailed over along with declarations from six other women who had suffered through the bus walk after rough sex with the singer. They were also all prepared to sue. Last month, the singer wrote a check for $1M to each of the women. His wife still has no idea. Toby Keith

Holy fuck...

Honestly I would think Sarah Silverman more than Lena Dunham, just because of the line at the DNC "BERNIE OR BUST PEOPLE... GET OVER YOURSELVES"

That was fucking bad

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I read in that site somewhere that Amber Heard molested her. If this is true now its making more sense.

Why doesn't someone save her?

Yeah, a dyke trying to keep a young actress for herself, never happened before, right?

I would be her boyfriend

im 99% certain that some producer diddled jodie so much that she became gay as a coping mechanism

Rather she munch carpet than have that fat old jews dick in her

Eh...I don't know.

"Blind items", could someone explain me what the hell does that mean?

Recent example is how Ruby Rose has gotten a lot of roles in movies coming out this year. She was molested as a child and people in school bullied her for being lesbian.