Portugal is literally the greatest nation to ever exist on this universe. We are worthy of godhood
If you disagree, you are: >butthurt spaniard who lost all wars agaisnt a 5x times smaller country >butthurt turk/arab who got cucked in Iberia and the Indian Ocean >butthurt ex-colonial >butthurt french who got cucked by Portugal/England during Napoleon's time and whose gf is getting fucked by a avec >swamp jew or other inferior germanic rapebaby (they are so cucked they even made this map) >greek and australian posters who made most of the meme maps >low IQ
your colony is more important than you. how fucking embarrassing
Samuel Ortiz
Vai dormir boi. Nós somos suevos.
Easton Wood
Remember, that makes them no worse than Britain. And Spain would be in the same place if their colonies had any cohesiveness and didn't split into like 20 countries.
Luis Foster
The brown rapebabies of our failed cousins have arrived Kiss my feet and dance for me
Nicholas Cook
Its all Ecuatorial Guinea's fault
Ryan Edwards
>portübermensch
Mason Richardson
Posta pics lewd
Bentley Sanders
wasn't it the dutch that mapped Australia?
Grayson Nelson
Until someone colonizes mars we will continue to be the greatest nation to exist
Zachary Baker
we already have mars
Jackson Phillips
Portuboo reporting in. Whipped up a bifana for myself for tonight's dinner.
I'm gonna try cooking francesinha on my own tomorrow. Desejem-me sorte!
Liam Flores
When did you realize Portugal is a meme country? It shouldn't exist.
Adrian James
I also made this last night. Pls r8.
Lincoln Cox
I don't care
Cameron Myers
depressing
David Barnes
>his idea of food is just piles of salt on bread
Noah Harris
Hmm?
Thomas Baker
good lad
James Sanders
fuck off, castile killed millions of native americans and semites, you were never as great as them
Levi Ramirez
I love you Portugal keep it up my homen
Josiah Wright
He is even worse than an albanian jainkoa forgive ne for utteeing this word he is a portuguese.
Jaxson Ortiz
No one cares, I have yet to meet someone but hurt.
It's crazy how big of a deal Portugal used go be centuries ago and today they're so irrelevant.
The day they make a time machine you can feel a little bit more special OP but today you're just living in the past.
Oliver Hernandez
>Portugal X England
Is it supposed to be a sort of gay meme ?
Carter Young
>there are people on this board who think Portugal had influence on, let alone owned, the entire African coast
Brandon Perez
i agree
Jaxson Rivera
portugal WAS, i repeat, WAS a great nation now it is a tiny shithole smaller and less relevant than a brazilian state. i'm sorry, dad
Nathaniel Ortiz
They are the current euro cup champs.
Carson Morales
who gives two fucks about soccer?
Nolan Young
you seem jealous
Ian White
>portugreat
Elijah Jackson
>Including sea territory
Aiden Martinez
>soccer
Anthony Walker
>>butthurt spaniard who lost all wars agaisnt a 5x times smaller country What about Olivenza?
Luke Kelly
>>butthurt spaniard who lost all wars agaisnt a 5x times smaller country is this satire?
Most of the Brazilian clay was conquered after independence. Your claims are not supported by facts.
Camden Foster
>no idea >no idea >Magalhaes
Cameron Clark
Some navigation shit As Luisadas Saramago
Eli Williams
Kys OP
Angel Flores
But you still poor.
:^)
Evan Hughes
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Benjamin Carter
how is life there in the branches of the trees uhuehuhe? lmao
Justin Flores
...
Kevin King
Our glory has no parallel, of course this will make shitskins envy...it's in their nature.
Logan Adams
Dutchbro, acting like in the end you have not lost... lel
Joshua Foster
>port wine >some book Paulo Coelho wrote >Luis Figo
Grayson Baker
Now that I checked afterwards Paulo Coelho was actually Brazilian. Oh well. His name means rabbit or something in Portuguese I believe
Michael Sanchez
>Be one of the 36 most richest countries in the world >poor
Wyatt Lewis
Está bonito caralho. Bom trabalho.
Ayden Clark
>Country LARPing
Chase Parker
Shut up and clean my shoes you retarded ape. >pic related
Jayden Smith
wewuztugal
Matthew Sanchez
there's one fact that undermines your entire argument tho: Portugal is irrelevant.
Carter Peterson
Trying to make a greater Chile, eh?
Daniel Perez
Say's the brazilian, a non-country, without any kind of national identity, that lives with dead proverty and crime, no history or glory you have no shame using that flag? don´t speak to us again alien.
Austin Butler
>portugal kek
Jackson Lewis
And even then we're more relevant and popular
Dylan Ross
What kind of releance doyou have? understand something, we don´t want your 'relevancy', also called - scandals, mass crime, mixedblood and corruption. Youre not even worth of kissing our boots, don´t speak to us.
Thomas Young
not trying to fight dude, just stating facts Brazil is infinitely more relevant and desired both financially and culturally by other countries and people than Portugal. Just saying this common fact makes you look a bit silly
Jeremiah Allen
Too bad people like Henry the navigator are taught about outside the Americas
Brayden Rogers
You keep repeting the word relevancy without giving a context pal. It's is done on top of number's, the rest we all know what brazil is like, and no country in the world wants to become like you that's the real fact.
Isaiah Campbell
I gave context: financially and culturally. We all know portuguese people eat fish and that's pretty cool, but not enough to be a more powerful world potency or cultural influence than Brazil.
Joshua Torres
>nautical astrolabe >Livro do Desassossego >Enrique el Navegante
Jace Sanchez
>When the br is proud to export his "cultural" influence, of degeneration, samba, sluts, and funk all around the world.
Congrats, another clueless zilian bites the dust.
Logan Baker
hey i saw this image on r/donald could you explain it i dont understand thanks
Wyatt Watson
That's a fine cherry picking of grahps. And the people there, all of them are gypsies, non-natives or tanned.
Christian Price
>cherry picking >does that all over the thread im having the greatest of all keks
Brayden Scott
Very sad that you only use those thinks to characterize Brazil in order to try to validate your country on the internet even though many unimportant countries do the same thing, again, making it look like you're trying a bit hard. Honestly, I could try to do the same, but not only I don't need to but also don't know much about the portuguese. It's often said they're pretty stupid but I'd rather not generalize, forcing this argument would make my self-steem seem low.
Isaiah Ross
hmmmmm
Grayson Morales
Laughed hard to the pictures of the gypsies and called them 'portuguese.' This was done by a shitskin surely.
Owen Phillips
Fck that's Mocidade Portguesa? Lisbon? the motherfuckers had style.
>tfw keep imagining scenarios about how good Portugal would be if the educational, economical, industrial in the last 20 years of Estado Novo kept going without Soviet backed communists getting in the way >Portugal on the same level as other Western European countries >Portugal not indebt like other Southern European countries are >Portugal not cucked like other Western European countries are >Angola best country in Africa
I wake up crying every day
Evan Perez
Worth contemplating
Julian Turner
>20 years later, the embarrassed portuguese abolish monarchy and choose the most african flag in existence
Julian Harris
We are not bad. But with the open gates to the people from third world countries, we are fucked. But France, Britain, Sweden, Belgium are probably worse in those immigration issues.
Jaxon Harris
It depends. Economy is reversable, national identity isn't. I care more about our peoples identity than with conjunctural ecom cycles. Look how Paris is today,and Lisbon is going to the same path.
John Murphy
compared to all of Europe we ain't very bad in any standard but we're subpar all around
Thomas Bailey
I do too but 25 de Abril onwards fucked up Portugal both economically and ethnically so yeah
>reflecting instead of refuting the argument USA-tier post amigo
Jaxson Rivera
Shit I'm Portuguese and even I think you're wrong The only good things wrong have right now are Ronaldo, Salvador Sobral and Algarve. Fuck this place.
Cameron Carter
>MOORTUGAL
kek
Jack Rodriguez
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Justin Collins
Dude, Salazar kept the country in a freeze and practically stopped any development. The guy was a fucking autist.
John Miller
>moorishgypsoid detected Reconquista ended in Portugal year 1249, your's ended 200 years later and we even helped you. pathetic
Alexander Walker
A very Portriotic user
Anthony Wood
yes bro, Cristiano is great, a racemixer cocky and faggy.
What would Magellan, Vasco da Gama, D. Afonso Henriques, Viriato, Bartolomeu Dias, Nuno Alvares Pereira, Martim Moniz, Soldado Milhões, Henry the Navigator, D. João I, think about it? laught or cry? we both know the answer. And Salvador Sobral sings well but is another cuck pro refugees.
Joseph Williams
I'm gonna be honest here, I don't really care about our culture, history, food, literature, sports or language I don't generally care about any of the people in my post either, I perfectly agree that Ronaldo is a cunt.
Why is it that other countries seem so much more interesting than mine?
Samuel Martinez
>cocky
Cristiano is the most insecure top athlete to ever exist
Parker Rivera
That's exactly why he acts cocky
Robert Anderson
true, only arabs and indians actually fall for it doe