Hello there, *fake name*. Or should I say, *real name*!

>Hello there, *fake name*. Or should I say, *real name*!

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name one

Community. Season 2: Episode 9

Star Wars episode 3.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, RICHARDS

>How did you find out!?

>i'd tell you


>bbbbbbbbbbut I dont feel like it

>*question*
>dont answer that, a rhetorical question

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>YOU HAD ONE JOB TO DO

weeb detected

"or should I say" is an anime cliche. Just like "you're 10 years too early"

I'm pretty sure it happens in bond films

>10 years
More like 1000 years too early.

Disney's Rogue One: A Star Wars Story ™

>Hello? Is anybody home?
>Don't answer that
>A rhetorical question

>go to a small town
>city sign has population number on it

>Character in his dying breath reflects upon the insanity of war and by extension, humanity in general
>Whispers "the horror...the horror"

>it increments as the car drives in

>Watch law an order
>It's another murder inspired rape case.

>Bane?

>the guy that paints the new number dies
>it decreases because the new painter guy took over.

Sign saying
Welcome to [location]
1237 hours since [incident]
Hours counter ticks down to zero right as car carrying protagonists passes

> what did you say you name was?
> ...I didn't

Alternatively
>I never said my name was XXX

>''don't get any ideas, this doesn't mean we're friends''

>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't.

>he was one day from retirement

>Character tries to reveal person as an imposter by pulling off their hair or face

>Ends up just pulling their real hair/face while everyone else looks on in shock.

>you can trust me!
>no, it's you who shouldn't trust me.

WORST CASE OF HEMORRHOIDS I'VE EVER SEEEEEEN!

>"Hand over your weapons"
>"*sigh* all of them"
>Takes gun off ankle

>later turns out the person really was an imposer, just with an extremely elaborate disguise.

>"What is it that you want? Money? I've got a lot of connections, I can get you anything. How much do you want, huh?
>"I'm not after money."

>You're crazy!
>..that makes two of us

i be vibin in this bih

>don't kill him!
>you'll be just as bad as him if you do!

>character is taking test for a job
>stops to help out someone in trouble
>thinks he's failed the test because of it
>turns out the person in trouble was part of the test and because he helped them he passed

>insanely complex scientific bullshit
>a room of scientists are trying to figure it out
>they're all yelling at eachother and grumbling
>guy in backroung, "Hey, what about x?"
>It's too soft
>"HEY, what about X?"
>Room goes a bit silent and everybody looks puzzled
>guy from background walks up to the board and does something
>Everybody is dumbfounded/amazed

Also works with crime dramas and shit

Name two (2) movies or tv shows in which this actually happens you stupid frog poster

>protagonist pulls p to a gas station
>gangsters pull up with their music blasting

Th-they don't have population numbers on the signs for big cities!?

>"How do we know that you won't try to kill us?"
>"If I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead"

>two characters get up close with each other
>both start laughing
>suddenly surprise punch

Along Came A Spider
The Core
Transformers 3 or something


It's called an epiphany.

>Now, who's with me?!
>Everybody steps up one by one
>The asshole/jerk character is the only one left
>"Oh alright, I guess"

Name fifty kinos where this happens.

> how can I trust you?
> If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already.

Already been posted, nigger.

I'VE GOT THE DA BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

>main characters approach the hideout of the group of ruffians they need help from
>tough bouncer confronts the group
>"Hey! No one's allowed in here unless you got business with the boss"
>protagonist headbutts the bouncer
>he looks shocked and angry then suddenly cracks a smile and laughs
>"Hah! I like this guy, come on in."

>two characters having dialogue
>one sentence ends
>cut to a completely different filming location where a lot of time must have past for them to get there
>next sentence is a reply to the previous sentence as if the conversation had never been interrupted

also
>character hangs up the phone
>doesn't say goodbye

>Quiet scene abruptly cuts to a loud, boisterous sex scene

>>character hangs up the phone
>>doesn't say goodbye
This happens SO FUCKING OFTEN. I seriously can't remember the last time I heard a character say "bye" in a flick or show.

I was watching Any Given Sunday last night and Jamie Foxx said bye before he hung up in that movie.

I was watching Memepool at my folks at Xmas cause my sister asked me to (she's 30 before you wonder) and my mum comes in the middle of the sex scenes and it just goes fucking on and on and she just stands there going "what are you watching?" and I try and explain it's capeshit and it's not all like this.

Fuck me.

>time period movie
>has artifacts from current year

>tine period movie
>one of the main antags uses a gun that isn't invented yet

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>Well, I have nothing better to do

>antagonist is getting away
>protagonist's 95-year old grandmother beats the shit out of antagonist, saving the day

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

> try to find mysterious antagonist
> Protagonist discovers he a D.I.D.
> He is he!

Name thirty (30), I'll wait

>Shakespeare movie
>Character gets on a bicycle

>Kid has night terrors/bad nightmares

>Villian picks up phone
>Without dialing he's already speaking to someone
>Only says 3-4 words "activate it / code brown"
>Doesn't even wait for a reply or even acknowledges that the other person is there
>Hangs up without saying bye

Do directors really hate the idea of giving 5 extra seconds to a phone call to make it look realistic?

u focken wot

>movie made between 2009 and 2017
>the president isn't black

HELLO? REAL COPS?

I'm pretty certain either Simpsons or futurama did this

never heard of a direct line, m8?

Dissociative identity disorder, you limy prick

Name one

How much is a villian?

saw this recently in man on fire

>movies made after 2017
>arab monkey president

>skeleton character
>I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

...

>character gets up and gets ready
>goes downstairs and talks to another character
>they dont say good morning

>I created it

>protagonist is a loner
>has more than two friends

...

>BREATHE DAMMIT, BREATHE!!!
>doctor... it's over...
>NO! *desperately keeps applying CPR*

>character picks up the phone and talks to someone without spending 3 hours rehearsing everything he's going to say and considering every single possible way the conversation could go

>I should have killed you when I had the chance

>Apply CPR for 10 seconds
>Give up because they don't instantly start breathing again

>Intense action scene
>Characters enter elevator
>Elevator music starts playing

>taps mook on the shoulder
>mook turns around
>punch him in the face

Ace Ventura

Scooby Do

>Antag and Protag in battle.
>Protag throws knife into Antags back
>"BACKSTABBER!!!"
>Antag reaches behind and throws knife back

name two

>Hello there, *real name*.... if that IS your real name!

>character picks up phone and has conversation without picking up phone, hanging it up, picking it up again, hanging it up, picking it up again, dialing a few numbers, hanging it up, picking it up again, dialing the whole number, hanging it up, picking it up again, dialing the whole number, pressing call, immediately hanging up, leaving the room and trying not to think about phones for an hour

>mugging scene
>all the bad guys are white

>Cinematic universe has canon US President
>black show based in that universe comes on
>references Obama as a black man of power
>completely disregarding the lore

>Hero has villain at gun point
>Pulls trigger
>Cut to birds flying away from tree

>street gang
>perfectly diverse with every race uniformly represented

>I should know
>I designed it

>Villain has the _____, we've got to stop him before it's too late!
>Don't worry, he can't use it without the ______.
>How do you know so much about it?
>......I invented it.

>You missed
>I didn't