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Berlin hauptbahnhof edition

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even deano reads sports autobiographies

how dumb are you if you never read books at all? i shudder to think

think i'm genuinely bored of MDMA

what's a good drug to get into

Jelly?

lyrica

me on the left

sophie

Heroin

you take it too often then
try DMT

playing xcom and loading every time I miss lol

Waited in this station for 3hrs freezing my bollocks off

I think Hitler would have approved of modern Germany.
He finally got the German dominance of Europe that he wanted.

life

odd nipple variation between the two

heroin

shit knees 3/10 wnb

Completely wrong. He would call it Jewish domination

nork troops are always jumping the border into china to steal food from farms

had a dream I got mugged and stabbed in the thigh

woah

seen it on the niggernet, might try it

Opium

massive aphex twin fan

it's a cool station
i like all the different layers and stuff

does china punish them for it

weak should fear the strong

what is your major sexual triumph? your bonkus mirabilis?

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girl wanted to have sex with me more than I did with her

shagged a girl who said she'd never shag me, repeatedly.

hate when youre having a shit and it feels like theres loads left in there but theres just bits of liquid sputtering out

29 and never had sex
feel physically sick from depression

come on you slags

almost had a threesome but i was too drunk to get it up

was a bit humiliating

shagging some girl whilst her older brother was next door playing league

fucking hated him as well

your standards are too high, only reason

0.0

Shit legs. Wouldn't impregnate.

Please vacate this area, /brit/ is a normie general and we don't want your toxic type here

plenty of desperate single mothers on any dating site

just smash it and dash wahey

just made a post on ck lads

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long body?"

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Dryer is broken and the housemate has left her clothes outside and it's pissing down, said she needed her clothes to go out tonight but hasn't seen the rain.

Little does she know I saw her use my leftover pasta and I shall NOT be informing her of the rain.

Lads how do working class cafes work

Do I go up to the counter and order or do I sit at a table and order
too autismo for thi

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wow bet that made his brother jealous he wasn't banging his sister

neighbours are playing KILLER chunes

>she hit the floor, she hit the floor

Pain begets pain

did too much coke now my pits are absolutely soaked

if its got menus on the table sit down, if it doesn't go up

good job almost there

baguettes

who?

shagging the gf in her brother's bed
shagging the gf in her sister's bed
shagging the gf in my mates' parents' bed

fucked a girl with a bf after she said she hated me

pipe down louiser

*joins the European Union*

only counts as one

hate when normies think men are virgins because of high standards

I'm Dan

sexted with every girl in the group chat

nelson mandela was a stalinist terrorist

girl passed out during intercourse

I uh, ummm.....

I've had a lot of sex and sexual experiences! But it's all been haunting in one way or another so quantity over quantity ey hahahaha

Why are you all using drugs?

have you felt your wizard powers start to awaken?

cause lifes grim mate

The proper English term is 'fell asleep'

were you the brother or something? lol

fact is I was dicking his sister whilst he was slouched over his computer and there wasn't a single thing he could do about it

only the NEETs

I'll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity

no because she regained consciousness 30 seconds later

Friday/Saturday night I get cosy, lock myself away in a little station consisting of my bed, tv, laptop, consoles, booze, sex toys and drugs. Get on it about 7pm and go through to about 4am just relaxing and having fun, it's a great escape from the ol' wagie life.

CANelo gonna get knockedd the eff out

Fucked a girl and then later when she was asleep I held her panties to my face and breathed them in while I masturbated over her.

NEETs cant afford drugs

bet he was fuming you were thinking about him while fucking his sister

is bbc news working for everyone else?

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The Guild 2 is the shittiest game I've ever seen.

This must be a joke.

literally /ourguy/

Because I like it.

Wtf.this is so fucking retarted. Whoever made this should go fuck themeselves and get a life. It's retarded wasting your time bashing someone's appearance when it has nothing to do with who they are..and it's NOT FUNNY AT ALL it just makes no sense. Get a fucking life dude this isn't even funny.

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Have a theory that girls who like to be dominated enjoy the game 'Dead by Daylight'

personality is what matters....just be urself x

what was he supposed to do? burst in and tell her she has to wait till marriage before sex?

nah it's been shit for the last 5 years

all the lads said how wench I was getting last night

choke a bint out 2017

this guy can respectfully go fuck himself. this guy is a rock legend and the biggest badass that ever lived in music, not those cheap imitating wank buster niggers with their cornrows and "sick" beats. he will always be my favorite musician and anyone who has other opinions can kindly suck a dick.

Go post more angry wojaks m8

never heard of it

to delve into my unconscious

want to see rosy naked

want to see you naked

to discover the secrets of the universe and see through the "game"

well then you better pay up piggy

point to the easy work lads