>long and wide forehead
>strabic eyes
>uneven features
>thin mouth
>wide hips
Explain this man.
>long and wide forehead
>strabic eyes
>uneven features
>thin mouth
>wide hips
Explain this man.
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looks like a slightly down syndromy version of my big brother.
looks pretty generic to me
Its not his looks that make him attractive dummy, its his cool laid back personality
Awful actor
Mediocre filmography
Overrated looks
Nice guy
do you even need to ask?
ITT jelly tv fatties
is he really the epitome of a good looking male in current year?
Sometimes people don't fit the mould of being attractive, while being very attractive to a lot of people.
OP here, Goose is my favorite actor and I think he's by far the best looking male lead currently, it just seems odd when you consider his traits.
Best explanation is he has a piercing intense look desu. The inverse is also true, look at someone like Orlando bloom. He has symmetrical aesthetic features yet a lot of women aren't very attracted to him
i would definitely fuck him
His weird light bulb shaped head is what gets me
The Notebook made him the 'ideal' focus of love for many stupid women the world over.
A lot of women don't know what the fuck they're getting at. I still hear that Leo DiCaprio is attractive all the time despite him being a fat, hairy mess.
Fetal alcohol syndrome
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To be fair a lot of wimmin just regurgitate whatever opinion they see or hear around them. I hang with wimmin just because my school male ratio is way outnumbered, and they say shit like that all the time. If you ask them what exactly is it they found, they have trouble pointing out what. As for Goose, I found a lot of mainland asians dont know why he is so popular lol and the young ones think Dicaprio is ugly.
Yeh i agree, but you can nitpick literally anyone. Dude is hot af
It just makes me hopeful, if we could understand the Goose maybe we could harness his power.
Explain?
Whats there to explain?
Hes famous, takes care of his body, has charisma and is very confident in his movements. Furthermore he dresses impeccably and is very masculine in both voice and mannerisms.
Women naturally find him attractive, despite being "not handsome" in the face.
It shows the power of being fit, confident and very well dressed. Without all that he's pretty regular looking
you're right. how do white women find white men attractive is beyond anyone's comprehension
Actually they don't find him attractive. He married a wetback.
Whose goose?
Some people just look better in motion if that makes sense
Come on now, the goose has a bitch voice.
kek and sauce?
His fame is what makes him the most attractive to women. A tennis player talked about how he never got any girls during school, but after he got good at tennis, bitches from the past came crawling back
looks like missy woods
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IIRC they cast him in the Notebook because they wanted somebody who just looked like an average dude.
Women find him attractive for the same reason guys find the "girl next door" pornstars attractive: they're attainable, or at least seem like it. I could walk down the street of any city in the US and find 10 dudes that look like Goose in an hour.
Was this seriously considered attractive in the 60's?
He has autism
In the 60's and whenever you want.
>confident
>charming
>good hair
>nice body
>6/10 face
10/10 guy
All his bad qualities cancel each other and make him look attractive.
He gives me a sliver of hope that I too can be attractive in some woman's eyes because my face is uneven as shit. I obviously don't come close to being as handsome as the goose but I keep hoping.
white + tall face
Let's be honest, Alain Delon is Purple Noon was fucking gorgeous and I'm not even gay.
He looks like Eric Frein
>Dicaprio is ugly.
These days he is ugly.
I understand women gushing over Goose but I can't fathom their love for James MvAvoy (although he looks better with a beard). To me he's the very definition of average.
With Brits it's more about personality than looks
Just look at Bendmuhdick Cuminmyass
Fantastic hair tho
brits are ugly as fuck(thanks inbreeding)
>yfw he had no friends and was bullied all the time
where does this inbreeding meme come from?
Scottish charm, I'll glass ye yu fookin cunt
Brits living on a tiny island and looking like shit?
this
A dude with his body is not "attainable" and you couldn't find more than 3 with his body in any city within an hour outside of a gay nightclub
i legit fucking hate this dude's face
from your mum who also happens to be your aunt
>Purple Noon
Is that really worth watching?
I really loved how good the Talented Mr Ripley was but apparently that movie is even better.
it's a fucking huge island and a historical melting pot of different white people
Alain Delon is literally the most handsome actor ever to grace the silver screen.
Anyone who disagrees is a semen slurping homosexual.
He's the only male actor I can think of who looked god-tier in his youth but aged like shit.
So weird.
Nice eyes, nice hair, fit body, defined jaw (even if it is a bit narrow and wonky)
Often, having a couple of really great features among some mediocre ones is more attractive than having all solid features, which can look kind of generic
It's still strange to me that young Hercules has a Hollywood career now
But Goose is a goy.
What did he mean by this?
Are you fucking with us, user? That man is beautiful, and I don't even know who he is.
the only one that comes close second is pic related
I saw my mom masturbating to him the other day
Who is Marlon Brando?
Yeah but Brando fucked himself on purpose.
eh
young dicaprio was a better 20-something blond than river IMO
DiCaprio
ask yourself why every female guest on Craig Fergusons show was ready to suck his dick right there on the spot
You can get his body too, he is natural. Just bulk for an extended period of time and get a little fat, then cut into an amazing physique.
Exactly what he did. He only became the stud he's known as today after his glorious bulk phase.
This was for The Lovely Bones, not for fitness reasons.
>tfw I used to have long, golden, wavy hair like that
>tfw pretty, non-white girls would be amazed and touch it
>tfw I currently look like Trey Parker
Balding while young is suffering. Still holding out for a cure that doesn't fuck up my testosterone levels.
>tripshit has good taste in men
color me surprised
what are you talking about, he still looks great
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Ever thought of a transplant?
what of it? he's still handsome, hairline isn't fucked
he can shave that godawful sample of a beard and he'll be fine
holy shit kek
If he put on a few pounds he could play Orson Welles. He has that weird puggish sort of face
Nah, I don't think that stuff is for me. Considering the fact that it's purely due to hormones, and that all the hair follicles are still present beneath the scalp, a pill-based cure to baldness shouldn't be an impossibility.
If a harmless pill against baldness and a male birth control pill are both approved within my 20s, I'll be a happy man.
Don't short-sell me you faggot.
>Orson Welles
Every time I remember him my mind goes straight to this vid.
youtube.com
>Mmmmaaahaaaaaaa, the French...
It'd put the Fenastride and Rogaine people out of business, it's highly unlikely that any "cure" will pop out purely because of the greed of those assholes. I have no issues (yet) but looking at my dad and grandfathers from both sides the future doesn't look too bright.
Matthew McConaughey got one and doesn't look bad. Same with Mel Gibson. Transplants are getting better and better.
Jesus he was piss drunk and still managed to memorize the lines.
>he doesn't do anything?
dead
I like Gosling but I am a fatty.
He wouldn't be if he hit the fucking gym and slowed down on the fucking martinis. But then again he gets the fuck 10/10 high school graduates while he has headphones on listening to animal collective.
65 million people live in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, you dip
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
beauty isn't reductive to individual properties. it's an emergent property desu
Girls can't resist a Scottish accent
Hahahahaha OK sure
the Goose is good looking but he is average or less for guys who exercise
Perfect hair, skin, height, always fit, great profile, natural charisma...yeah it's a real mystery why girls get wet at the mention of his name
yes he has all these features but you neglect the fact that he maintains pretty excellent all around physique all the time
i think his acting is at times just awful and at times its excellent but his approach is always his own
his face is great imo, idk what OP is on about
but his body? he has love handles, wide hips and his body can be attainable in less than a year at the gym if you start off as an average human being
his body is used on /fit/ to mock what "normies" think fit bodies should be like
there's hundreds of actors out there who have a god tier body and gosling isn't one of them
thank fuck for his face and charisma
attitude
newman will always be the most handsome actor
He has a naturally fit body. I doubt he's ever really even worked out. It's another reason why he's considered perfect. You're right that he doesn't have what /fit/ would consider a great body, but most girls can't even tell the difference. Only an autistic fit fag would say his body isn't at least a 9/10.
there's no such thing as a "naturally fit body"
jesus christ, don't you people lift?
just because you fool girls and casuals with your mediocre body it doesn't mean you'll fool the millions who actually know even the most basic thing about fitness and lifting
>tfw blonde thick hair
>tfw strong jawline
>tfw good cheekbones
>but extremely crooked jaw
Uneven features are the fucking killer for many people that makes them look unattractive. A symmetrical face always makes you look a lot better.
>just because you fool girls and casuals with your mediocre body it doesn't mean you'll fool the millions who actually know even the most basic thing about fitness and lifting
I'm sure he's really upset about that
Weird looking people are more attractive desu