What is the evolutionary adaption of this?

What is the evolutionary adaption of this?

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Ask giraffes

Same as Giraffes?

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They ejaculate from their mouths

Compensation

5000 years of culture based on fellatio and big dongs

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Why need a long neck for eating leaves when you can just use the force?

Huh, so Eraserhead's baby did survive into adulthood after all.

He has a sick theme song though.

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Because not everyone is force sensitive ?

>entire head/neck is a sperm
Ask him the evolutionary advantage as he pops into your mom's uterus and chews through her egg, eventually impregnating her with himself, and thus birthing himself all over again.

There isn't any. Star Wars is fantasy, not science fiction.

>Why need arms when they can just use the force?

They came from a species of long necks

Yarael Poof, the true hero that saved Coruscant
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That nigga is an accident waiting to happen

>Yellow Saber

>Canon

Manlet 5'11's will do ANYTHING to get to 6ft

>whoa hey guys

Sexual selection.

Giraffes don't have arms that can clearly reach above his head.

I think what you want to ask is "why would an intelligent species undergo evolutionary pressure to evolve in this manner, which would seem to only have utility for giraffe-like high leaf eating, when an intelligent species would use tools instead"

but it doesn't need to be a utilitarian evolution. it could've been an entirely non-utilitarian sexual preference.

Why do humans have penises when you can just use the force to inseminate women?

adaptation*

Better deepthroat.

I can't speak czechoslovaki-polish, is this intended to be hilarious? because it is

And shawty give me neck till I pass out

He came from a species of nosy neighbors

>evolution
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