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Fookin Thatcher edition

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Fuck you peasants

>It's a "kids who just finished their a levels brag about their grades" thread

At least half of the GCSE/A level high achievers I knew are now absolute mongs. At least half of you lot will be the same I'm sure. You know when you read posts from those people saying they've got a degree but they work in Sainsbury's? You in a few years

ready any good kino recently?

anime

Got a 3rd in Sport Science from Bolton

just got a job offer from Merril Lynch and I'll be moving to New York in November

Have never had a single friend.

>it's a privately educated tarquin who had 10+ hours of tutoring every week brags about his A*'s

ah yes

didnt go to uni

anime

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been listening to the new alvvays
it's not very good :/

>Bolton

do NOT badmouth my hometown, LAST WARNING

>I got a B in GSCE Geography

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What does Frosty Jack actually taste like? Is it socially uncouth to be seen drinking one?

Need a 420 friendly gf

reckon most cats are really fucking dumb

SURELY there are new Rosy/Aisha pics? No one has posted either of them in fucking weeks

>button fly
>on knickers

why

got a new mouse and keyboard, last ones were 5 or 6 years old. keyboard is absolutely amazing, mouse i prefer my old one to but it's alright. old one's grimey is the only reason i don't keep using it

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cats really are fucking retards, take it form someone who has owned cats their entire life

any games we can play together on /brit/?
like that words game, or have a dubtrack, or something?
bored rn

saw them on thursday, its better than their debut

Imagine going to uni but still living with your parents

The only thing I watch on youtube is Table Top

>gif
fuck off

good

i'll give it another try

tights tifhts tighdzt

most animals are dumb like that. a lot of humans too.

>he's from bolton
سلام

Might buy some white wine

Would buy red wine but it gives me a hangover and makes my lips purple

Could also buy beer or cider I suppose but not sure, beer is boring.

Maybe just drink vodka. Non-clear alcoh gives me a hangover.

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>really big fisherman
>fish in matches every weekend
>went pleasure fishing Thursday as day off work
>bought a new £2500 pole 2 weeks ago
>2nd time I've used it
>go to fishery that is over an hours drive away but is really good
>get there
>fishing and doing really well for a few hours
>catching all the time
>suddenly around 10am some little kid starts running around the lake and being a fucking nuisance
>no parent in site
>get a big fish on
>roll my pole back onto my roller
>kid runs over because he sees it is a big fish
>stands on my largest pole section and crushes it
>literally does a runner

His parents must have been stopping in one of the holiday homes that they have on the site but the little cunt just disappeared so I have no idea who they are. I told the fishery manager about it and he apologised, let me fish for free and said he will make sure that kids are accompanied by an adult in future.

Looks like its gonna cost me about 350-450 quid to have the section that he broke replaced

Aisha is dedicating herself fully to Catholicism now, ditched communism and isn't being a whore on social media any more

hehe... yeah... imagine that ...

but i'm earning 48K a year and i'm not even in london

what a dire state you're in bloody hell

would play EuroTruck but don't have all my cables and keyboard

one of my cats can operate door handles

wtf

got a shart in my heart for you

what a dire country you're in bloody hell

dumb paki nonce

Are they paying for you to relocate???????????????????????????????????????????????????

>most animals are dumb like that. a lot of humans too.

what the fuck who the fuck fishes lol

>>really big fisherman
pics x

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>dives into thread

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did a giggle when I saw the time

fascinating saga

CAPS LOCK KEY'S STILL BROKE LADS

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ah so thats what that scottish bint on twitter was on aboot

wish i had such a big willy x

Is that Elly Fanning?

Sumcunt wnty enlighten me y burds take a photi then put the same photi twice into the wan photi so theres two eh the same photi in wan photi

retard wojak posting is the perfect gimmick

Fishing is fun to me. I've done it since I was very young and I still enjoy myself every single time I go.

Last time I posted a pic of my big old knob I got banned

Fuck off, Germany

turn off your proxy you dumb fucking chink underage larper twat

big sister is walking around nude again

>really big fisherman

Getting paid £200,000 but I also have the choice of being paid in dollars depending on the exchange rate
I'm also getting a £30,000 lump sum and they're paying for plane tickets and all the costs of moving my furniture

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made me laugh

I'll get them tomorrow don't you worry yourself mate xx

spic

SHE'S MOVING RATHER ODDLY

pics

>fishing

literally the most sadcase hobby

Can you explain to me why most fishermen here are Polish/chinese and lots of chavvy looking types

Really want a moderately fat chink gf

I have my proxy off so I can post with this flag you twat

I need a plausible cause (sickness) for not beeing present for one month. Some user said Lyme-disease but thats pretty harsh.

quick rundown

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>ywn be a jap teen in the 90s drifting with your pals

I'll see what I can do yeah?

GOT A THIRD IN MICROBIOLOGY AND BIOTECH

BEEN LOOKING FOR WORK FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW

had a double bacon cheeseburger and poutine on the side x

how much of a fucking goober do you have to be to have a fucking 'twitchfu'

tfw did perfectly mediocre at my alevels but just smashed uni.

loser

Thanks man you're the best xo

track name?
also is that webm on youtube or something?

Nice

Taste like bad cider desu that's all. Don't think even hobos drink it anymore. They just drink anything now.

Annoying little runt


15 year old pakis

The poles and Chinese eat the fish they catch. Even carp. Chavvy types I'm not sure. Usually wear old clothes because you get smelly so might be that.

Didn't do uni or A levels and got 6 C's at GCSE haha

heard tesco is hiring

Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drive was such a shitty movie.

are they here?

could do with a poutine at some point in life

Obscure but supreme feel

>gif
fuck off

>Obscure

Spend some time on /wsg/

TESCO DOESN'T WANT ME

piss off you larping commie wanker. you have to be 18 to post here

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GAS GAS GAS

got a masters in education studies

never had full English

considering going to a working class cafe early in the morning weekend to have a nice fat breakfast

the dinner