/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Skraaaa Edition

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>Season standings:
1. Lewis Hamilton 331 points
2. Sebastian Vettel 265 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 244 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 192 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 163 points

>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium:
Soon to be 133

>News:
VET pole
RIC exposed as always

impressive OC

1st for ted

3rd for HAM WDC

bwoah

here's the thing: if their roles were reversed, that is if bottas were blocking verstappen and ruining his hot lap, jos would be choking his fucktoy with one hand and tweeting shitty ass memes with his other hand right now.

>people still thinking amx didn't block bottas
look at all this track he could've stayed on

firts for bottas win

Benalty when?

Bad edition

>penalty
classy merc- i mean fia

Xth for Mika Salo

reminder that ricciardo is unexposable and only race results

>manlet perez lost in qualifying to ocon

sad!

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OFFICIAL LIST OF EXPOSED DRIVERS

>Finns
>Ricciardo HARD
>Perez
>Wehrlein

UNEXPOSED:

>amd amx

How was Ricciardo THAT shit today bros?

Which of the current drivers who arent complete autists?

RIC obviously
Ocon seems quite affable too
Alonso as well i guess

Anyone else?

Haha this. Jos would be dragging his fucktoy down the pit lane to the stewards office to beat someone to a pulp

Add Ocon to Unexposed

Also, Hulk exposed Sainz in Qualy

sainz

enjin

Ric is Cu*ked hard, he will give amx few rimjobs and leave F1 forever

He probably caught FatAIDS from fucking Victoria

you forgot
Exposed:
>Sainz
Unexposed:
>Hülk

Hartley has seemed quite normal during interviews.

*sends dead threads to Jos*

Was Max really blocking though? I mean where else could he go in that part of the track? If he went to the right he would be blocking the line for entering the corner.

That piece of track is just an abomination anyway so in all honesty all drivers should get a penalty for agreeing to drive on it

That was a pretty quick shop

>173cm

AMX would be driving on the racingline, so no problem.

dat helmet lookin fine bitch

this kid cant lie, look at his face

Stoffel seems normal. Hartley does too.

If you meant 'only race results count', how does that work with pic related? PLEASE kys.

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Papapapapapapa! Vai VAI grande lavoro Forza Ferrari!

Perdo il campionato del mondo!

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Stoffel, Hulk and Kmag

see here

he could've stayed to the left not to block him

reminder that ricciardo got SHIT tyre strategy

looks like an ugly woman

The burden

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Nando's a weeb, which is an indication he is a complete autist

looks like he could be running the most-viewed minecraft channel on twitch

>send dad threats to Jos
Joss :DDD be dad to maks :DDD and THICCtoria :DDDDD gib pocket moni :DD

Hamilton going to Vettel and shaking hands, this is what‘s it is about! Love to see these two..also Hamilton walking around the Ferrari like a detective :D

Love this kind of relationship between drivers, super competitive on the track, nothing but respect off track and a little banter inbetween.

>I was on the inside
>he was actually on the outside of the corner before
What is he implying?

I can't do anything about the fact that Bottas is a shitty driver

wtf, i love AMX now.

show ur flair

conspiracies of course

Maybe he did it on purpose.

Cant you see kid is clearly afraid on penalties

>'former driver steward drove for a team' cliche
ZERO (0) PENALTIES FOR TORO ROSSO THIS WEEKEND

>Thanks user for buying me pre-breakfast :3

she's a big girl

CHADS:
Sainz
Ocon
Stroll
Alonso
Kvyat
Ricciardo
Kmag
Gio the Nazi

AUTISTS:
Gimi
Vettee
Bottas
Vandoorne
Gasly
Massa
Eric's Son
Hartley

VIRGINS:
Hamshit
AMX
Perez
Hulkenberg
Fat John
Palmer
Wehrlein

stream shitting the bed for anyone else?

I thought it was us that memed him into a weeb.

just let me know what you want for elevenses so I can get it sorted vicky

AMX says he kept to the left of the track, asks where else he could've gone. Says it's Bottas' problem if he locks his breaks after passing him.

4 everyone

>brother I-I mean sister, give me some oats

what the fuck is this race

>finally bought a wheel for PS4
>playing Project Cars 2
>steering and force feedback is vague as fuck and gives almost no actual info on if the car is over or understeering
>brakes are total guesswork

Is this the great simracing everyone's always talking about? The inputs are based solely on visual information, the wheel itself provides no help whatsoever, so its essentially like driving an electronic car with perfect suspension

amx needs to see it from bottas's onboard
he's gone into panic defence mode again

You have 4 people in the autists category that are really normal and easy to talk to. Are you alright mate?

It started happening a lot after the thing finished. Shit stream desu

stop hating, she's bulking, obviously

Yep, nice list.

t. Hartley

I'd tittyfuck her ass, if you know what I mean

just saw the qualifying results, looks like ricky rocket the honey badger ricciardo got quite exposed

she's been bulking for 18 years now
she gotta stop some day

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Your vigins list also has people that should be in the autists category too

add matter to the end of my post
bless up

tfw she has to overeat just to augment her flat chest

I'd suck her dick, if you know what I mean

Wtf i love this community xD

STROLL IS THE ABSOLUTE UNDISPUTED GOAT

rewrite the list then Brenny

Ricky has been exposed since Melbourne 2017 mate

Literally a second rate driver who is made to look good by the fact that Vettel was one of the worst champion of all time, let alone 4x champion,

Friendly reminder that even though both Kvyat and Ricciardo had shitty DNF riddled seasons in 2015, Kvyat finished with more points overall.

There's a rather large variation between different cars and car classes in terms of handling and feedback. Sure the game isn't the end all of simulation and a big upgrade over the first game.

whats the point in using real names with retarding results? to live out your doujins?

>that tyre strat
based

Is Sonnyposting back on the menu boys?

What's his name again? Santorini Fertillini or something?

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>absolute meme tyre changes
Is this on short race length?

but* it's a big upgrade

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

Sanitization Futanari

yeah, i just want to get through the first season fast

Amx will do it today. Hamilton will have engine problems and mad Max will win.

He is unironically the best driver.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

>Vettee first
>Hulk exposed Sainz

truly the best timeline #blessed

stewards need to hurry the fuck up, i want to go to sleep

they're meeting at 1500 local time
that's 15 to go

>be 8
>get Grand Prix Manager 2
>can change team names etc
>change driver names to Damon Shitt, Mika Shitkinen, Jacques Villesuck, etc
>be really ebin
>bankrupt Ferrari 5 races in every time
truly how the 1996 season should have been