THERE WILL BE A NEW CAFÉ IN SWITZERLAND WHERE YOU CAN GET ORAL SEX WITH YOUR COFFEE

Why can't we have this in North America?

maxim.com/news/fellatio-cafe-geneva-2016-6

You can. It's legal in most of Nevada.

Pic related is flagrant false advertising

Your mom's opening a cafe in Switzerland? That's cool I guess...

Hope the workers can refuse to work with a customer whenever they want. As there's no shower beforehand you can bet your ass some cheese-dicked motherfuckers will be going there.

They'll probably put every dick in a condom so it doesn't really matter

>You were born to late, you will never explore the oceans.
>You were born to early, you will never explore the galaxy.
>You were born just in time to see feminism implode on itself and "public use women" become a socially acceptable phenomenon.

The future's looking awfully bright, my friends. Don't forget your sunglasses.

That's nothing, you can finger someone's vagina for free at any German train station

>implying humanity was ever going to explore the galaxy

White countries are being overrun with niggers and spics. Asian countries are nigger-tier when it comes to inventing things.

Mike judge is a time-traveler from the future

like someone would pay for fingering a pussy

>implying prostitution hasn't been acceptable in a bazillion different cultures throughout history

You will definitely have to wear a condom and blowjobs with condoms are fucking horrible.

Why are all leafs fucking disgusting pedophiles?

If you can cum from a BJ with a rubber on you must be desperate. Can't see the appeal in someone sucking your dick so they can eat.

>implying being a pedophile is wrong

99% of humanity have been pedophiles

Degenerates detected.

Are they going to service females too? I would like some oral and coffee

t. Mohammed

less than 1% is pedophile so stop acting like your disgusting, degenerate fetish is ok

>no condoms

I bet just passing through the same building she's in would make you riddled with STDs.

Blowjobs don't make me cum, so I doubt they could do it in 5 or 10 minutes. Maybe I should give it a try

Now that I think about it a whole bunch of men orgasming out loud in a coffee shop is kind of gay

also it'll probably be a glory hole with a guy doing the job.

>tfw last at most 2 minutes during sex or even blowjobs

Ugh.
How do I fix this?

get circumcized

>calling shores sex workers

This triggers me. They are whores. Call them as they are.

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Whores* I'm on mobile

fucking french speaking swiss why do they have to do this first
we are gonna create the breastjob coffee shop and be better than them

>Blowjobs don't make me cum

I used to think the same thing until I got head from a girl who knew what she was doing

fucking like 2 minutes. It was insane

Can they discriminate against men seeking employment?

I am okay with this.

Faggot for enjoying women too much?

Switzerland here I come.

If it is with condoms, then its literally no use. BS

fuck off we're full

kegel exercise

>Why can't we have this in North America?

instead of

>Why can't we have this in Canada?

They have already started the subtle mental assault.

That girl is 18, right?

RARE

>implying we won't move to the states when Trump is elected

Why'd you put that picture with the article though?

Why?

What the hell are you on, finny is common as fuck. You're the rare one, sort of

All girls are 18 if you believe.

I saw you do this in the other thread. Stop it, it's pathetic.

Yeah full of muslims

same reason as these gentlemen

The Japs probably could figure it out but until they find out their new anime waifu is in space they probably aren't interested. In China everybody of real inventive intelligence in the mainland died in the great leap forward.

Can I please come?

> just another way to put popul. into degeneracy using sexual liberation

Oooo sick burn

this movie is prophetic

ToG

are those prices for prostitutes out of gold?

good idea

Kill yourself Achmed

I can't understand

>Be in Switzeland
>See coffee blowjob house
>Pay 100 dollars for a coffee
>Mysterious woman sucks my dick while I try to drink my espresso
>She finishes and stands up, gives me a smile full of bleeding gums
>Get AIDS
>Die

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Technically being pedophile isn't wrong. Only when you commit a crime like rape/abuse/assault towards underage.
>inb4 defending pedos.
Im not. But at least i know difference between a person having pedo mind and actually commiting a crime.

I tried explaining this to 4 different girls irl. They never understood

aren't these sort of places at every corner in Japan?

It's a really good way to filter out which humans actually have brains.

Time to cross the röstigraben

You really have no idea how prostitution works in countries where it is legal and regulated.

>Prostitution is illegal in the US
>"Freedom"

>dont clean cock for 3 months
>"Man i sure could go for some coffee right now."

Those poor women.

It's depressing really

Why did you have to make 16 year old prostitutes illegal?

Pussy move bowing to foreign pressure imho.

Thank the temperance movement, ie. Feminists

Swiss = mountain jews = circumcised = clean as G*d intended :^)

You mean human trafficking? Cause that's what really happens with legalized prostitution. Just takes the power away from law enforcement to free literal slaves.

>have to wear a condom

what a rip off.

I guess the coffee there will be too expensive for me :(

so a stripclub that serves coffee? technology has gone too far

Feminism

>land of the free
>can't buy sex

oh wow

Wew , i want to move to Switzerland now.


I should research if they have programs paying for aryan cum

Honestly we are too far gone to make it legal now.
People are so involved in sex, if we made it legal it would be happening all the time.

Oh look, bullshit. Human trafficking is a fucking meme and just a tiresome example of a modern day moral panic over nothing. Nations with legal prostitutes have few if any women forced into the trade, and even in this country actual sex slaves are rare as fuck.

It's happening all the time anyway, you just don't notice it because these services are kinda hidden in this country for obvious reasons.

Gentleman's latte?

Idiocracy was prophetic.

SWEEDEN YES

Will women be able to get oral sex? I need to know for research...

>I should research if they have programs paying for aryan cum
no, but they have programs paying for gypsy cum (lucky you)

> Christian country
> Muslim President

>Will women be able to get oral sex? I need to know for research...
who would willingly take on such a job? what you gonna do, shove a condom inside her pussy and lick it? and the fucking smell if she didn't wash..

or wait.. you could put the condom on your tongue

>what does your girlfriend do for a living?
>shes a barista

They're trafficked. So?
Still going to be clean and relatively STD free if it's a proper licensed and regulated brothel.

Im not talking about giving oral sex you fucking retard

Why do you faggots call this degenerate when regulated prostitution has been a thing since the dawn of man?

Like in Idiocracy, where getting a latte means going for a blowjob?

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Human trafficking is a separate crime. Ban one thing to ban another is retarded, like gun control.

Escorts fall in a grey area and get the job done.

Street walkers are a blight in any community but these cops putting out sting operations trying to trick people into paying for sex is ridiculous. I always thought we should get them off the street and leave it alone, or do what Nevada does and let people open up brothels in county line areas (like where adult video shops are.) And before the "Think about the children seeing those establishments!" I guarantee they would care about as much as children care when they see a strip club.

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Fap before the bj
Think on something else, something repulsive that would kill your boner

>german flag

of course its a fucking muslim