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woy oi lads

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a rapid 2 finger eye poke works a treat as well if someone is in your face threatening you and you sense they're about to get violent. then just throw a haymaker at their chin while they're blinded and good night

me on the fight punching myself in the nose trying to use /brit/ fighting advice

Post yfw LET FLY

Do you want to father children? If no, why not. If yes, why.

Serious question.

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now post ten more

friends are playing battlegrounds without me :(

Yes, because that's just what people do innit

ULSTER SHALL REMAIN FIRM TO THE VERY END

Based Gibraltarians defeat the Spaniards and French

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choo choo

Weed is legal for recreational use in 8 US states

Possession is decriminalised in a further 13

In a further 15 it's legal for medical use

Why are we so far behind the curve? We are the backwards ones, not Americans. America is far more dynamic than us, we are old, crusty and stagnant.

that counts as 1 (one) attack sweaty xx

Imagine going to uni but still living with your parents

no because im gay

*wakes up* ree bloody rorkes on the bus

NEED AN ANIME GF

videogames are for losers

done about 15 rounds of sparring today
battered everyone lmao

Never smoked weed

The day it becomes legal I will though. I'm THAT terrified of the police

Life experience is priceless

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I only want to cuck Spain

that counts as three non-whites, you asked for two

fighting advice 101, never ever start the fight.

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Already got a kid, 4 year old girl. Shagged a girl who I went to school with after not seeing her for about 6 years, she told me she was on the pill so I didn't pull out obviously and a little while after she got in contact saying she was pregnant. Had a lot of long conversations but she didn't take the morning after pill and wouldn't abort, so I got stuck with it.

We don't live together and I see her about once a week.

That's a really neat looking kot

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It's basically legal though. You can walk down the street smoking a joint and the police probably won't bother you, if they do they'll just tell you to smoke it at home.

we should ban smoking and alcohol

seems like half of britain has birth defects because of it

Should have pushed her down some stairs

Absolutely grim. Knew a couple of runts who lived like this. The lies they had to tell themselves...

if you feel you're in imminent danger, you can strike first

youtube's gone very aggressive lately with the new design
SIGN IN RED LETTERS
spooky x

>posting on hate speech forums
they're already watching you are kid

is that cat ok?

But I COULD get 14 years on prison or an unlimited fine

Not prepared to take that risk, minimal as it is

are YOU ok?

americans are obsessed with personal liberty. The reason they allow weed is the same reason they allow uninsured people to die painful deaths and shaniqua to buy rpgs without restriction

>ALL OF THEM ARE NIGS
REALLY CHLORINATES MY SWIMMING POOL

nothing wrong with that mate

rorke and proud

fuck off

smashing off fat amounts of houmous on oatcakes because oatcakes are healthy so it must be healthy

>sugar makes you fat
>fat doesn't make you fat

nice

>if you feel you're in imminent danger, you can strike first

unironically made me think

This would be a nightmare scenario for me and is one of the one perspectives from which being a permavirgin is advantageous.

Even though a person can choose not to be a part of their child's life, you'd still end up getting your wages garnished by the state for 18 years to pay for some single mother's financed Fiat 500 Sport while the money ostensibly pays for childcare. All because of a child you never wanted or consented to.

anyone smoked spice here?

MUMS FRIENDS ARE ALL DOWNSTAIRS AND THEY'RE NOT LEAVING

Wonder if taking the pill and then stopping has an effect on the child

>rorke and proud

>fuck off

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at least one of them would shag you

lost my virginity to one of my mums mates at a barbecue

>she told me she was on the pill
is that legal

If you are already mentally unstable, that shit will fucking break your brain

The amount of fucking people we had to commit because of spice was ridiculous. The dealers had skinny, weaker prisoners smoking it to test the strength

doing some ket and watching manchester by the sea

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my history teacher in year 7 had one of those mugs

Wrong

wtb 1x large sports direct mug

a human fetus cooked well probably doesn't taste that bad

Trow acid on hers and blame the pakis

yeah but how on earth would I ever engineer that situation coming about
house is tiny

drink two gallons of whole milk every day with 10% body fat

this lads
all we rorkes want is to return our people to glory

yeah
fucking horrible, won't be doing it again

heh negroes

alright movie

pram scene near the end is kino

chickens eat anything that vaguely resembles food

>exceeding your daily recommended calories
that'll make you fat too

the oneitis from school has a blog
it seems like she currently lives a very vain and materialistic life. good writing prose though.

NEED a small town american husband now
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made me think
maybe we should have more weed but no guns and free healthcare though
pay for the healthcare with tax

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just a coincidence

>>exceeding your daily recommended calories
but i dont

what's the problem with it?

Watching the Two Towers

good memories of watching it as a youngun in the 'ma

did the guy on the right get a bit of splash back?

Which of these two weevils would you choose, /brit/?

the line at the end though.

>it seems like she currently lives a very vain and materialistic life

She's female. That's a given.

don't talk to me

Some people eat the placenta, which is essentially what's happening there

hate how our Internet companies are hiring worn out yank actors to do adverts like that footloose guy

so grim

bit mad how you could have a conversation with a person on this site one day and unknowingly pass them on the street the next

wonder what happens to these people who live like that when they get older
are they the types who get divorced and hate their lives by their 40s?

most people have scene the movie lad

This is one of my compositions...
Ahem!
Beneath the...
roof...
of...
sleeping leaves...
and...
trees...

It's just really dodgy shit

Seriously, you do drugs then cool. But avoid, that shit will rekt you

and yet she married another coon
truly a deranged woman

these pakis need to be stopped

dont think id be a good dad

My mate's mum did it, she was always a bit odd. I was relieved when his parents broke up tbf

think all the lads are ignoring me on purpose
feeling all sad and that

all names with an x in them are patrician

UMA