Are there any movies about the reigns of King Solomon or David?

Are there any movies about the reigns of King Solomon or David?

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david did some bad things

Goliath did nothing wrong.

>Jews are literally alluding to this level of conquer by stealing your foreskin
>Cutfags will defend this
>M-m-m-muh smegmuh

>foreskin

>people willing mutilate their children's genitals

Some people need it done for medical reasons, like I did. Had it done at 6.

>implying

Kind of pissed that the decision was made for me without my consent

what is it with kikes and their obsession with dicks and foreskins?

>Some people need it done for medical reasons, like I did. Had it done at 6.

What was the reason?

No, Solomon is simply too based to be adapted to film. How can we cram the 1000 wives, and binding of 72 demons into one film?

You know that's a good question.
You would think there would be hundreds considering the kike dominated society we live in.
I mean you can't even turn around without hearing about the holocaust, but you'd think there would be at least one movie based on the origins of the faith itself.
Do you think maybe it's because Solomon was actually a satanist elbow deep into the saturnite cult which is why they use it's star for their universal symbol?
No the filthy goyim aren't privy to that kind of knowledge. Shut it down!

No one wants to fuck a 6 year old with foreskin

If you're 18 you can sue the doctor now.

Muslims doit too, some kind of semitic obsession with dick cutting.

>mfw wasn't circumcised and still have full sensation in my dick

Phimosis which would have become severe potentially as a teenager.

No I can't. I can't sue a doctor for a medical treatment for something. Furthermore he was a consultant surgeon and he left part of my foreskin on and left the nerve bundle.

>tfw feeling a wet vagina with the tip of your dick.

I must imagine cutting that many foreskin must have been time consuming. Why not just chop off their dicks if he is already killing them?

Also, was anyone actually checking there were all foreskins? He could kill have just killed like 50 or 100 people and the rest could be just slivers of skin from their hands or something. Did the king have a foreskin analysist?

He may have gone too far in a few places.

He was chopping off the dicks; the fact that they still had foreskins attached meant they were goy dicks.

Could someone explain how the Philistines actually lose to jews again? So Goliath got some serious brain damage, so fucking what they still had an army to fuck up jews and lost somehow.

Eating them gives them secret powers.

You realize no girl wants to fuck an uncircumcised man right?

>David
imdb.com/title/tt0089420/

>Solomon
imdb.com/title/tt0143889/

holy kek, is that really a thing in burgerland?

But they're so eager to hop on your dried out little bean.

That's only in America and even then they don't give a fuck, most of them can't even tell when it's hard.
t. uncircumcised American chad
It's what cutlets tell themselves to try and cope with their mutilated dicks.
Nice digits btw

You realize a real man doesnt give a flying fuck what a woman wants?

That's funny, when I was six my teeth were crooked, so they knocked them out and gave me dentures. I'm much happier now.
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This, they pretty much look the same when it's hard, muy uncut dick looks like the porn ones with a boner.

>wanting to fuck american girls

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You can take the Jews out of Egypt but you can't take the Egypt out of the Jews.

Don't worry they'd never want you.

Daily reminder that this is what a healthy penis looks like, cutfags

Perfect, I'm not into obese spics and nigs anyway

eww does the circumsized head really dry out like that?

that's fucking disgusting

Wtf is wrong with the left one? Looks like fucking a wrinkled finger

There was either a series or movie about David a long time ago.

They would leave in perpetual pain without the drying.

You're a big guy

Yeah dude it's ONLY obese spics and nigs, keep telling yourself that. I definitely couldn't go to the beach 10 minutes away and find women more beautiful than any in your shithole of a country :^)
Your shitposting memes are not reality.

live*

>mom doesn't understand how this is fucked up
>tell her we aren't even jews
>tell her about kellog and his crazy ass
>"omg it's just a bit of skin who cares i'm not going to apologize"


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>being this fucking assmad over banter

Jesus, americans really do have no skin.

False equivalence. I trust a Consultant General Surgeon, my father (a doctor), my mother (doctor) and my legal registered doctors over you. Had I not had it done, my UTI's and shit would have increased. Had I declined it, it would have HAD to be done during puberty as I would get a serious infection. You do realise infections can kill you, right? You do realise this?

I was lucky, I still have some foreskin and my nerve bundle left so I'm not losing out, most people aren't that lucky.

Do some research. I hope you have to get circumcised at 40, like lots of adult men have to. Enjoy the difference then.

Your propaganda's not working Dollarbergersteinwitz

Nothing you were saying before came across as "banter", you're a little bitch and you're backpeddaling.
>Say something stupid
>Get called out
>i-i-i-its just banter!

>common banter
>goes into rage mode
>actually thinking I'm serious and not just taking the piss

Don't be so fucking butthurt over memes.

>I definitely couldn't go to the beach 10 minutes away and find women more beautiful than any in your shithole of a country

I'm from Norway so I doubt it

Or you could clean yourself like a normal fucking human being.

This

wtf is that idiot doing? Trying to lose another couple ounces to go faster?

This is the most embarrassing post.
I find it highly unlikely your parents are doctors, because you seem completely clueless about medicine in general.
I will thoroughly enjoy my foreskin until the day I die.

The same guy also wanted to burn clits with acid for the same anti fap purpose. Wonder why girls aren't in favour of that.

This thread is not about movies or television.

I'm not him retard. Get some thicker skin. It's so obvious that you got butthurt over pretty tame banter.

>Norway
You say that as if Norway is some country known for it's beautiful people or something. If I want manfaced SJW hags I'll swing by Norway. If you think any of this is "serious" then you're dumb as fuck man. Learn what banter is too.
Oh sweety, telling people that they're mad doesn't mean that they're mad, hun ;)

That's too expensive for jews

This must be bait. Nobody can get this buttmad this easily.

Could I get a quick rundown on Kellogg? I've heard about this stuff before.

Your mom is legitimately a stupid cunt.
Ask her how much she'd like having her vulva or clitoral hood clipped off for no reason, it's just a bit of skin right?

You need to kill yourself.
You're literally embarrassing your entire country, and I won't take being classified along with such a subhuman as you.

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@79298138
You're not even getting a (You) for that, you aren't even trying.

>asking about movies
>nothing to do with movies

>I was just pretending XD

lel

Is this an edgy satirical children's book or a legit "Christian" one?

Were replicants circumsized or uncircumsized?
Was Deckard circumsized or uncircumsized?

Happy now, faggot?

Watch this one with based Anthony Hopkins and prime Bridget Fonda, it's fun.

>imblyging

You guys seem a tad bit upset.

>merely pretending
Rope
Chair

>self-hating americans
ew

Is that who I think it is?
He he died of cancer yet?

@79298300
Give me another (You)

I know exactly how fucked up the OT (and Paul) are dude, and I also know that Americans teach that shit to children. That's why I'm asking.

>ALL AMERICANS ARE FAT NIGGERS AND SPICS
>"banter"
Norway should NOT try to banter desu

>ITT: Dunning–Kruger effect in action

Oh no. I'm very happy to be where I am. Unfortunately, it is a very large country, and consequently, the uninformed outsiders may confuse me for you.
At least you'll be the first to die in the upcoming nuclear holocaust.

Stop samefagging.
It's entry level banter, and makes we wonder how much metizo blood is in you.

ITT: one samefagging damage controlling american being extremely butthurt about tame Sup Forums banter

Learn what words mean if you wanna roll with the Big Dawgs kid.
You can't banter at all
t. banter master

I can attest. Ive slept with about 100 girls can think of like 5 that actually mentioned my uncircumcised dick. One of them was on a yacht booze cruise in Indonesia...a canadian girl who was giving me a handjob on the boat...."are you uncircumcised? " "yea" "haha okay wierd"....still fucked her for multiple days after. Point is if you are a hot dude bitches wanna fuck. Period.

Probably.

More like
>One banter god triggers multiple Yurosisses to the point of tears
Another (You) please, Akmed.

>this is the fantasy uncut fags jerk off to
christ that's fucking pathetic

Yep, its legit.

> 1 Samuel 18:25-27New International Version (NIV)

>25 Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.

>26 When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, >27 David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

>actually being so deep into damage control that you resort to "I-I was just pretending"

no context needed, might as well not bother reading anymore because it's a lot worst than that without context.

Nahum 1:2 - whoa, must be not a very cool guy then because it says he's wrathful, pack it up boys that's all we needed. The proof is right there

>when the pleb patrol tryna act big

brb fapping

>my mutilated dick is better I swear! my mommy told me girls will like it better!

>pole smoker projects his preferences onto straight women

Why are you trying so hard to damage control right now? Are you that butthurt and triggered? How about some more witty "banter" instead of this?

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triggered
butthurt
damage control
kek
lel
btfo!!!!

>most of them can't even tell when it's hard.

7 out of 8 women prefer unmutilated cocks.

You're so not angry that you want someone to die because of something they said to you online.