Pull that up Jaime

>pull that up Jaime

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>Jamie pull up that video of the Chinese guy jacking off a tiger

>Jamie pull up that video of that landslide wiping out a herd of buffalo. Shit is wild.

jaime pull up a picture of redban

>Jamie pull up that video of Brendan Schaub trying desperately not to cry as I shatter his hopes and dreams
>there it is. look this silly bitch thought he could go all the way, how BIZARRE

>Jamie what the fuck is Alex Jones talking about, I'm scared

Joe Rogan: "Man we are all just size of a bunch of ants aren't we?"

*clears his throat into the mic*

>"Jaime pull up that video of those fire ants invading that wasps nets. Watch this these little fuckers are vicious"

Joes Guest: "Yeah that's crazy look how they swar-"

Joe Rogan: "Have you read that new book by Bill Burr he talks about standup?"

Joes Guest: "No I haven't had the time to read it I've been so busy lately wit-"

Joe Rogan: "Hahaha that is so funny and interesting... I'm high right now!"

*clears throat again*

>"Jamie pull up that book cover man its fucking hilarious.... No Jamie not that one... NO LOWER JAMIE... Yeah that one HAHAHA isn't hilarious."

Joes Guest: "Uhh... Yeah I guess. It reminds me of that time I served in the Vietnam wa-"

Joe Rogan: "Ooooh shit you've killed people before... whats that like man, are you haunted by the ideologies of your past, do the nightmares of your victims play over and over while you try to sleep at night? I wonder what that's like... I also wonder what it would be like to suck a dick, like not in a gay way though, just like a straight dick sucking."

*Blows joint smoke directly in the guests face*

*Clears throat directly into mic while looking at his guest through his eyebrows.*

>"Jamie pull up that video where the guy gets his dick bit off by a homeless man during a dirty blowjob."

you ruined the thread

Well user let me give you the basic gestault

>Jamie, pull that communist interracial gangbang porn Obamas mother was in

>it was fucking real

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thread was shit, at least I contributed something original bitch.

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Jamie, pull up Celeryman please.

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Give me your biggest pill, Sup Forums

check out Buzz's Insta

I've only ever watched the Alex Jones one

Is it really this bad?

I thought it was funny, and the thread was already stupid. To be honest, you ruined the thread.

Kek

...

he's so into *it*

hint: all these posts are written by faggots who have watched 100s of episodes and know every joeism there is.

These are his biggest fans

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