Why haven't you watched Riverdale yet?

Why haven't you watched Riverdale yet?

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Women who can think for themselves scare me.

Who knew, I would not only watch an Archie TV show but, I would also like it? And get a boner every episode.

This is a wacky timeline.

I've already seen Pretty Little Liars.

I did. It's a decent enough substitute until real Twin Peaks starts again.

Betty looks hot in that wig, wish that was me she was trying to drown.

But I have

>tfw no woman will ever drown you with their heel

Because they made bestgirl Victoria a shitskin

Veronica*

I'm watching it

UNBLACKED

What routine for this kind of body? Been lifting for 4 months hoping to be ready for July.

I want to see Cheryl step on Archie's ball while saying mean things to him desu

I would rather a Barb, tbqh

Barb is love. Barb is life.

I thought that was Ethel

we are supposed to unironically believe he got this body doing construction work/banging Ms. Grundy over a summer

CW knows better than to BLACK a main character

>CW Melodrama
PASS!

Could they have been more hamfisted with this episode?

How come movies and tv shows never cast actual teenagers to play the role of teenagers?
It completely ruin the immersion seeing all these old fucks pretend they're in high school. Besides, since Riverdale isn't even loyal to the source material they could've just set the whole thing in college to make it at least more believable.

actors under 18 in hollywood are pretty regulated, they're all unionized and require like 3 extra staff per kid for tutoring and supervision and all kinds of bullshit, even if you're basically an adult by 15 (or used to be)

>No new posts

>the cw
i'm not a weak cuck

slut shaming is bad mkay?

>tfw you will never give Veronica or Betty a sticky maple

Why even live bros

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How the fuck did that user know it?

Just finished episode 3, what a fucking brilliant show.

I haven't thought much of this "golden age of television" but between this and stranger things I'm starting to see the point

>implying I don't want psycho Betty to give me a sticky maple

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>cw
>good tv
remove yourself

is Madchen hot in it?

because its fucking terrible.
badly written badly acted
fuck this shit its a trash bin fire on tv

Anyone who watches the show is a sheep.

Le eye brows girl makes me pee wee harden :)

Is this from Kink?

Because I'm not a cuck.
DROPPED

You have to have a wife/gf before you can be a cuck you neckbeard virgin

Your actual career is shilling race baiting garbage on Sup Forums.


Kill yourself.

Does believing that give you a feeling of control in a chaotic world?

Is that a damn question?

yes she's very brutal, cold and dominating

>lets make archie edgey and sexy thats what the fans want

Fucking jews man

Were you born into a cult or did you actually pursue this shitty job?

I understand how having an "enemy" is much easier than taking responsibility for all your personal failings

They fucking BLACKED Veronica. Thanks Soros. DROPPED

Now that's a guy who knows how to appreciate Barb
>#Justice for Ethel
>80s music playing in the background
>Barb didn't go anywhere near the pool
The whole scene was pretty much a nod to Stranger Things too

thanks op i am bored an i am currently downloading it. :)

Surprisingly redpilled show.

>Ronnie burns coal (physical contact with nigs even if there was no sex)
>pays toll by social scorn

>nig is a subhuman exploitative sociopath wanting to take advantage of whites

>Pussycats are portrayed as typical victim complex blacks who think they're downtrodden and held back when Josie's mom is the mayor, a clear nod to blacks still acting oppressed under Obama

>females get revenge not by beating up six navy seals but instead how women actual work in real life, through sexual exploitation

Surprisingly great show.

You fool absolutely no one. Stop shilling this trash.

Riverdale, brought to you by kink.com

pretty much

Bitch you're shilling garbage designed to fuck up teenagers and pre-teens.

You're like one of those ad execs who came up with Joe Camel.

You're not a good person.

Not that user but if you are not here to discuss television and film fuck off

I would let her peg me

>Betty is yandere

>4 months
Just a few more years and you'll be there

The advertising person would actually have more integrity. At least they were public and semi-direct with what they were doing. Who are these shills?(yes it's very obvious you're not some regular user)? Who do they work for? It's really deceitful. And this show is FUCKED up, and that it's actual target audience is probably like 13-16 is disturbing.

The shills threads need to be banned. Right now, they're the Riverdale, SNL, and IASIP threads. Not shockingly all shows currently with a liberal agenda.

I will never understand men who want to be dominated by women

you're perverting biology in such a fundamental way, its truly abhorrent

hey its barb

Is that what High School is like now?

...

It comes from being in control all the time and just needing to let go and let someone else take charge for once

Conversely, men who feel like they have very little control over their lives, have shitty bosses, issues with women etc tend to be the ones who get aroused at the thought of dominating and hurting women

>2010

But I thought that Sup Forums posting here was a new thing?

"Sup Forums posting" has been a thing before Sup Forums even existed

No morality, shameless, and a history of pushing filth?

Who ever could it be?


I'll go out on a limb and guess Hollywood Jews might be behind this.

LOL neets being in control of their life

My friend's favorite shit is domination. He says the same shit, but he lives with his parents, goes to school part time and doesn't have a job. What control? This is just shit people say in their heads and then regurgitate to other people.

I actually legitimately dropped this. Watched the first two episodes, but I'm done. I'm not a paranoid person at all, but I fully belive that this show pretty much entirely exists to push degenerate 'liberalism' to young women.

I wanted to stop watching after the first episode but the cliff hanger at the end of 2 pulled me back in.

I hate this

I wonder where were the Sup Forumstards who raged at Entourage for pushing "degenerate liberalism" to young men

But then again that doesn't exactly challenge your false sense of entitlement to women you don't know

Neither Sup Forums nor SJWism existed during Entourage and actually there were reviews calling the movie degenerate FWIW.

Check this shit out:

From buzzfeed.com/annehelenpetersen/the-big-swinging-dicks-of-entourage?utm_term=.pyRvKW43#.ganaw95d

The Big Swinging Dicks Of “Entourage”
Entourage has always celebrated the pleasures of bro-ing out without consequences. So what makes the film feel so TOXIC?


>Just because it feels like a disgusting throwback doesn’t mean that people won’t go see it. Entourage may be relatively plotless, but its main attraction has been how mindlessly diverting it is. It’s so very easy to watch. But that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t manifest the same toxic nostalgia, albeit in muted, cloaked form, that drives men’s rights groups.
The bros of Entourage swagger with such enormous strides because they need to make space — not for their penises, but their phalluses. The penis is the actual sex organ; the phallus is what the man imagines his size to be. Someday, maybe even this weekend, that phallus will be revealed for what it is: a projection borne not of power, but of fear.

Entourage was just mindless materialim. And it was aimed at much older men.

This show is legitimately fucked up.

>"Dark" melodrama based on a comic that features campy humor, upbeat wholesome characters, and extremely bright colors

I fucking hate all these edgy re-imaginings of completely disparate source material

So because it doesn't fit your political narrative you feel the need to declare it degeneracy for everyone?

I guess Afterlife with Archie and the 2015 reboot wasn't your style?

...

Shit like 'sexuality is fluid' has nothing to do with politics.

'Liberalism' is not politics.

It's psyops and social engineering operating under the guise of politics.

And Riverdale is mainlining it to what is maybe the most impressionable demographic.

This is no accident.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I want Sup Forums to stay in their containment board

When you finally move out of your parents house you will realize that literally everyone on earth has a different opinion than you. Being this triggered over this show is just embarrassing for yourself

>social engineering

aka politics

Yeah you don't have an argument.

Maybe you should swing by the local middle school after your shift shilling and offer some kids cigarettes.

Your're a scab on humanity.

Blaming a mysterious boogeyman for convincing women not to have sex with you is not an argument

That's not politics. And really, if you need to set up some elaborate ruse of a glossy teen drama to covertly push your twisted worldview, than really how valid are your ideas in the first place?

But the catalyst of these ideas don't practice them themselves.

Or is everyone ok with me heading down to the local Hebrew school and preaching this shit?

Oh wait, not only is 'sexuality not fluid' in Israel, gay marriage is illegal.

And not only is BLACKED not considered entertainment in Israel, but marriage betwern Jews and Arabs is literally illegal.

You're as full of shit as liberalism is destructive NONSENSE.

Day of the rope can't come soon enough.

>youtube.com/watch?v=UHa4OyOw7GI

WHAT A TWEEST

LEAKER WAS RIGHT

Who said anything about Israel. gay marriage or BLACKED other than yourself? Right now you are just going off on a tangent while assuming the rest of us are supposed to be familiar with your autistic world view

100% spot on

Like goys run Hollywood. Pretty sure it's the dual-citizenship tribe.

This is utterly hypocritical weaponized filth directed at basically kids.

Holy shit, which retard will chimp out first, the libtard or the cuckservative?

Didn't think I'd like it, watched it for Betty and Veronica being hot, actually liked the first two episodes.

Third though was tiresome with the whole slut-shaming social justice thing, it could have been weaven in to the story and made sense but instead it was so terribly forced.

I hope we won't have this be a recurring thing, 'social problem of the week', I want to get back to the Twin Peaks vibe with murders and torture and shit.

Atleast the waifus were as hot as ever, Betty in that pool scene.... hnnnnggg

Is it possible to have two waifus?

Any evidence for your theory beyond anecdotal?

You suck at this. You're still obviously shilling.

>having more than one waifu

You've really got the lexicon down Schlomo.


You coward.

At this point discussing any show or movie is shilling.

Is it possible to learn this power?

Thanks for the (You)!

well looks like I have to watch it now, is the plot mostly like this?

That;s not what you're doing though. What you're doing is clandestine marketing.

It's fundamentally dishonest.

looks like it. fuck off