Is this really what british television is like?

Is this really what british television is like?

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he doesn't look black enough in your pic,

thus no one is triggered

thus your thread will die soon

he can have them

SMALL
BROWN
COCKS

>uncircumcised
I'm fine with this.

this

also no one watches this crap.


instead people watch other crap, like fucking dancing

>not wanting to fuck the THICC girl on the right

are you a homo by any chance?

god i hate channel 4

Come on brotha, you can't be playin us like this. We already getting shit for likin fat white women couldn't you have just picked a sistah for the sake of us all? shakin my head cuz

Checked

We don't mutilate babies in the UK.

>british

Not really needed to be stated, we're not freaks with an obsession with deforming little boys at birth.

most of the world doesnt m8. not an appropriate topic of discussion, i hope it doesnt derail the thread

BURN IT! BURN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!

Vaginas are so fucking stupid IRL. My first two gfs had the cute little teeny slits and I didn't know how lucky I was until I saw my current gf's big slit like that girl on the left.

I've only seen meat curtains ONCE IRL and it was in a drunk hookup. How common are curtains? Am I just lucky?

>i hope it doesnt derail the thread
Are you kidding me? Talking about foreskins would radically improve this thread.

Ur liek so lucky xD

That nigger has a small dick

Reminder that a cute face can still hide a hideous body...like my wife

That's hair you Mongoloid

>ugly birds getting with reasonably attractive guys

This is what life is like in general in the UK

Reminder that an ugly face ofen hide a hideous body... like me.

now that the dust has settled, were they thick or just fat?

You can't see anything about her lips from that angle, the fuck you on about?

the one on the right is thick

could discuss the cesspit that is channel 4?

The girl on the left has a landing strip you literal virgin

Left 100% fat
Right is borderline, if she gains even like 5 more pounds she'll be fat

he has a bigger ass than both of them

If only the tits on the thicc one were a little less saggy...

One on the right is fat.

Disgusting shavewhores.

>He thinks hair is vagina lips

Well you just showed your virginity

Fat. Those girls do not exercise

Who /bestgirl/ here?

Fuck no exercise, those girls don't limit calorie intake.

>THICC

Nah, she's just fat without any kind of body figure just like that one fat cow british model.

I'm pissed that they're going all-out with the whole "fake news" bogeyman thing.

Like Channel 4's self-acknowledged agenda-driven existence is supposed to be the benchmark for credibility

>tfw that shithole isn't part of the European Union anymore

>feels good man

Are you ignoring the simultaneously shown programme where people had to run down the street bollock naked to a container to get their shit back one item a day after having all of it taken away from them?

Fuck you. You fuckers would do anything to not have to examine the mass mutilation of infants in a (((devoloped))) nation.

Greece left?

...

Good for them.

Neither do i.
And that Betty Page cut makes her look pretty cute.

>tfw that shithole isn't part of the Britannian Empire anymore
Feels good, mane.

I'd eat moussaka anyday over that fucking fish and chips.

>Another dating show for Chads and Staceys

We need to come up with a new and interesting dating show. How about one about coma patients?

Remember that time there was a professional male model with a flaccid dick the size of a Red Bull can who got rejected? Women have ridiculous standards.

How's about blind date but it's literally a blind date where they gouge the contestants eyes out (or if health and safety get on it just tie a blindfold round their heads) and have them have a date like that where they can't see?

>fat chicks with small tits

hey britfags girls left hand

>fat flabby whales are in position to choose and make demands

Someone post all of the girls so I can judge them

Why not just use blind people?

Other way round actually. Black geezer's picking between the birds.
Because then it'd turn into a soppy """""inspirational""""" programme like they always do when they get the disabled on

>black guy
>doesn't have a 14 inch dick

No no goys that's not how it works. You're doing it wrong.

It's what British life is like. The only white women left in Britain staring at some big black buck while "white" British "men" cry offscreen.

no, usually the black cock is bigger.

Seriously. Dudes a solid 7, and these chicks are just barely scraping past as a 5. They'd drop to a 3 or 4 if they got any fatter.

Is this a show for Chads and Staceys or has it shown how disabled people are just as stuck up as them?

Nah just fucking em

WHOM MIGHT THIS BE

She looks fine, share more user.

There was a few disabled. One bloke had only one leg but his cock was big and he was chiseled like Hercules. Needless to say he got picked.

>"white" British "men"

Don't equate those london failures with the rest of Britain.

Most British people have never seen a fucking black person with their own eyes outside of shit hole cities.

Countryside best side.

>his flaccid BBC is the same size as my boner
Makes me feel so inferior as a white guy.

The undateables is pretty good.

>tfw total autists and people with disfigured faces can find love but you've never had a gf

JUST

That bloke on the far left looks like he was in a panorama related accident

>when they tell three retards to write words on paper and two of them write gibberish

It's not your race bro, you just got a baby dick

t. inbred yokel

>not having a bbw fetish or at the very least a chubby girl fetish

smdh

I'm not Northern you cunt

jesus lol
you should delete this post man

Are you also a star wars fan?

>mfw I have seen that chick in the wheelchair stick a catheter in her pisshole and piss on a street and then fuck her pussy with a dildo then make out with a chick at a bus stop and suck her tits and shit

...

Fuck it, I'll do this. How much censoring am I going to need to do to not get banned off here?

I wish but it's well documented that whites have tiny dicks.

>Being a nu-male is a disability
Oh wow, Britain!

Your dads a genetic failure and so are you.

I'm sorry what?

No, Nigel would be there prepping the bull

>tfw you will never sucke these boobs

American men have tiny dicks.

Average is like 5.4 inches and its been mutilated and the guy crippled

>wltm
white lives totally matter?

>I Married a Psychopath
Couples who go to remote places discover their spouses are potential murderers as they can't cope under stress with the isolation, which one will crack and kill the other? Find out.

Thank fuck, if they get any more deflated I'll need to bring out the bicycle pump.

>which one will crack and kill the other? Find out.

The..psycho?

I'm not gay, but why are average males so much more attractive than average women?

It's true, all of it.

Gonna have to ask for a link, for purely research purposes of course.

Because you're gay.

Kek you fucking faggot

Why do you faggots ALWAYS make shit about Americans
god damn enough with the obsession

Theres a reason women hate pretty women.

Google dat shyt boi. I've seen it a thousand times. I wish she did hardcore I'd have cranked down like a madman to it.

You're either gay or a nonce, or both.

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